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Morb wall by morbasis
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WONDERMORB Tomorb is gonna be the morb that they're gonna morb it back to morbius
And by now, you should've morbhow morbed what you gotta morb
I don't believe that morbius morbs the way I do morb you morbius
And morbius, the morb is on the morb that the morb in your heart is morbed
I'm sure you've morbed it all before, but you never really morbed a morbius
I don't morb that morbody morbs the way I morb about morbius
And all the morbs we morb to morb are morbing
And all the morbs that morb us there are morbing
There are many morbs that I morb like to morb to you, but I don't morb how
Because morbe
You're gonna morb the one that morb me And morbius all
You're my morbius
Today was morb be the day, but morbius'll never morb it back to morbius
And by now, you morb've morbhow morbalised what you're morb to do
I don't morb that morbody morbs the way I morb about morbius
And all the mobiuses that morb you there were morbin
And all the morbs that morb the way are morbin
There are morby things that I would like to morb to you, but I don't know how to morb
I said morbius
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me
And after morbius
You're my morbius
I said maybe (I said morbius)
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me
And after morbius
You're my morbius
I said maybe (I said morbius)
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me (morbs me)
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me(morbs me)
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me (morbs me)
And by now, you should've morbhow morbed what you gotta morb
I don't believe that morbius morbs the way I do morb you morbius
And morbius, the morb is on the morb that the morb in your heart is morbed
I'm sure you've morbed it all before, but you never really morbed a morbius
I don't morb that morbody morbs the way I morb about morbius
And all the morbs we morb to morb are morbing
And all the morbs that morb us there are morbing
There are many morbs that I morb like to morb to you, but I don't morb how
Because morbe
You're gonna morb the one that morb me And morbius all
You're my morbius
Today was morb be the day, but morbius'll never morb it back to morbius
And by now, you morb've morbhow morbalised what you're morb to do
I don't morb that morbody morbs the way I morb about morbius
And all the mobiuses that morb you there were morbin
And all the morbs that morb the way are morbin
There are morby things that I would like to morb to you, but I don't know how to morb
I said morbius
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me
And after morbius
You're my morbius
I said maybe (I said morbius)
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me
And after morbius
You're my morbius
I said maybe (I said morbius)
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me (morbs me)
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me(morbs me)
You're gonna morb the one that morbs me (morbs me)
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scientific breakdown of hentai tentacle monsters
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>it's coming out your mouth.
Not really. You can get all the way to the end of the ascending colon (filling up the entire large intestines) but then you encounter the first major one-way valve of the digestive track. Well technically it's the last valve, but since we're traveling backward.. You get the idea.
But that's assuming you're using a dildo. In the hentai you're referring to it's usually not a dildo, but a living prehensile tentacle that can feel it's way through. In theory if the tentacle was able to constrict to about 1cm in diameter it could ease it's way past the ileocaecal valve (end of small intestines), snake through the 7m of small intestines, ease it's way past the pyloric valve (bottom of stomach), into the stomach, past the cardioesophageal sphincter (top of stomach), and finally up and out through the esophagus all without doing any damage. Unfortunately for the sex fantasy it's going to turn into torture once it hits the small intestines as all that stimulation is likely going to trigger a diarrhea response and cause horrible cramps.
Then again... The existence of such a tentacle creature and the way it's victims are often depicted as enjoying the experience implies that it secretes substances to counteract this effect, most likely a mixture of mild muscle relaxants and some kind of euphoria inducing drug. Makes quite a lot of sense, because the obvious reason such a creature would evolve to do any of this at all is to feed on the contents of the digestive track (or lay eggs in the case of the edgier hentai). Either way having a means of making it's prey less combative would be a huge evolutionary advantage for it.
So yea... Not sure how I feel about spending half an hour coming up with a scientific breakdown of hentai tentacle monsters, but what's done is done. Enjoy :D
Not really. You can get all the way to the end of the ascending colon (filling up the entire large intestines) but then you encounter the first major one-way valve of the digestive track. Well technically it's the last valve, but since we're traveling backward.. You get the idea.
But that's assuming you're using a dildo. In the hentai you're referring to it's usually not a dildo, but a living prehensile tentacle that can feel it's way through. In theory if the tentacle was able to constrict to about 1cm in diameter it could ease it's way past the ileocaecal valve (end of small intestines), snake through the 7m of small intestines, ease it's way past the pyloric valve (bottom of stomach), into the stomach, past the cardioesophageal sphincter (top of stomach), and finally up and out through the esophagus all without doing any damage. Unfortunately for the sex fantasy it's going to turn into torture once it hits the small intestines as all that stimulation is likely going to trigger a diarrhea response and cause horrible cramps.
Then again... The existence of such a tentacle creature and the way it's victims are often depicted as enjoying the experience implies that it secretes substances to counteract this effect, most likely a mixture of mild muscle relaxants and some kind of euphoria inducing drug. Makes quite a lot of sense, because the obvious reason such a creature would evolve to do any of this at all is to feed on the contents of the digestive track (or lay eggs in the case of the edgier hentai). Either way having a means of making it's prey less combative would be a huge evolutionary advantage for it.
So yea... Not sure how I feel about spending half an hour coming up with a scientific breakdown of hentai tentacle monsters, but what's done is done. Enjoy :D
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I had a masturbation addiction that caused my d*ck to fell off.
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This was a few years ago, i was 21, but now I'm ready to share my story. Some time ago I just got into a breakup and I suffered emotionally, mentally and I was physically exhausted. My sex drive was at the lowest point in my life. Months passed and I haven't had any form of sexual activity until one day I had the urge to j*rk off.
I am living solo with only just my dog so I had all the privacy I need. I was sitting in my couch and while watching a girl dancing on my phone I decided to fuck the couch. I was really horny at that time and it felt really good It was so tight yet so soft. Everytime I became horny I always try to jerk off or f*ck certain things such as folded clothes in my wardrobe, office chair, I also tried fucking a lotion bottle with a large opening. Basically I was f*cking anything where my d*ck fits. This was my routine in the morning and after work.
I don't know what got into me but I decided to f*ck my refrigerator. The door has a seal which is soft so I decided to f*ck that. At first it felt really good so everyday the only thing I was effing is my refrigerator. Until one day I decided to f*ck the side of the refrigerator door where it is hinged. Surprisingly my d fits perfectly. It is tight and I like how I can control the tightness of it.
Now for the disaster, my dog decided to push the refrigerator door and my fully hard erected d*ck got stuck. It was the STRONGEST PAIN that you can ever imagine as a man. I can't reach the the door handle to open it but I can't move because it f*cking hurt so bad. I tried to scream but I can't. I was panicking and I feel like I can die at that moment but I was scared of the idea that someone will find me dead with my d*ck stuck in the refrigerator door. I tried and tried to reach the handle until I grabbed the string that was attached to the handle cover. I finally unstucked my d*ck but I can feel it but it hurts so bad. I can't tell because I think I'm gonna pass out. I was stuck for maybe 3-4 mins but it felt like a very long time.
After I got myself unstucked, I still managed to c*m but it still hurt pretty bad. I was thinking of going to a hospital to got my d*ck checked but I decided not to. I was scared of being judged so I decided to keep this to my self, later that day my dick got all red and violet, it looks like it lost blood circulation, I just applied cold compress and took a lot of pain killers to relieve myself, this went on for a few days. I managed to pee but it hurts really bad. Until one morning the pain was gone, I went to the toilet to pee but when I pull my shorts my D*CK FELL OFF. It really fell into the toilet bowl and made splashing noise, I still remember it like it was yesterday. It felt like a dream at first and it took me a moment to realize what just happened. I was like f*ck what should I do, should I pick it up or flush it. I was looking at the part and it was really gone. I managed to pick it up and drive to an emergency room, I don't want to exlain the details because idk if the happenings at the hospital was true or just my hallucination.
The doctors decided to take off the rest of the rotten tissue surgically because obviously my dick can't be saved. I was in the hospital for a month or so.
Months passed, my lower part started to heal without a d*ck, I only had a urethra so I pee like woman. Only my parents knew about this. I don't do dates anymore because I can't have sex, I can't masturbate either. I have no d*ck.
Damn.
I am living solo with only just my dog so I had all the privacy I need. I was sitting in my couch and while watching a girl dancing on my phone I decided to fuck the couch. I was really horny at that time and it felt really good It was so tight yet so soft. Everytime I became horny I always try to jerk off or f*ck certain things such as folded clothes in my wardrobe, office chair, I also tried fucking a lotion bottle with a large opening. Basically I was f*cking anything where my d*ck fits. This was my routine in the morning and after work.
I don't know what got into me but I decided to f*ck my refrigerator. The door has a seal which is soft so I decided to f*ck that. At first it felt really good so everyday the only thing I was effing is my refrigerator. Until one day I decided to f*ck the side of the refrigerator door where it is hinged. Surprisingly my d fits perfectly. It is tight and I like how I can control the tightness of it.
Now for the disaster, my dog decided to push the refrigerator door and my fully hard erected d*ck got stuck. It was the STRONGEST PAIN that you can ever imagine as a man. I can't reach the the door handle to open it but I can't move because it f*cking hurt so bad. I tried to scream but I can't. I was panicking and I feel like I can die at that moment but I was scared of the idea that someone will find me dead with my d*ck stuck in the refrigerator door. I tried and tried to reach the handle until I grabbed the string that was attached to the handle cover. I finally unstucked my d*ck but I can feel it but it hurts so bad. I can't tell because I think I'm gonna pass out. I was stuck for maybe 3-4 mins but it felt like a very long time.
After I got myself unstucked, I still managed to c*m but it still hurt pretty bad. I was thinking of going to a hospital to got my d*ck checked but I decided not to. I was scared of being judged so I decided to keep this to my self, later that day my dick got all red and violet, it looks like it lost blood circulation, I just applied cold compress and took a lot of pain killers to relieve myself, this went on for a few days. I managed to pee but it hurts really bad. Until one morning the pain was gone, I went to the toilet to pee but when I pull my shorts my D*CK FELL OFF. It really fell into the toilet bowl and made splashing noise, I still remember it like it was yesterday. It felt like a dream at first and it took me a moment to realize what just happened. I was like f*ck what should I do, should I pick it up or flush it. I was looking at the part and it was really gone. I managed to pick it up and drive to an emergency room, I don't want to exlain the details because idk if the happenings at the hospital was true or just my hallucination.
The doctors decided to take off the rest of the rotten tissue surgically because obviously my dick can't be saved. I was in the hospital for a month or so.
Months passed, my lower part started to heal without a d*ck, I only had a urethra so I pee like woman. Only my parents knew about this. I don't do dates anymore because I can't have sex, I can't masturbate either. I have no d*ck.
Damn.
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I CAN’T BLOODY UNDERSTAND YOU
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OI OI LAD I CAN’T BLOIDY ‘EAR YOU!!!🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
YUR NOT TALKIN’ BRI’SH ENUF FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YUR SAYIN’!!!!
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I BET YUR WIV THE AMERICAN WANKERS DOWN WEST!!!! BLOODY DISGRACEFUL!!!!!!
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
IO BET THAT YUR SCHOOL IS FULL OF FOCKIN FAT TWATS THAT STEAL YER LUNCH MUNEY IF YOU GO NEAR THEM!!!!! SO FOCKIN’ FOCK OFF!!!!!!!
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GOD SAVE THE FOCKIN’ QUEEN!!!!!
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
YUR NOT TALKIN’ BRI’SH ENUF FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YUR SAYIN’!!!!
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I BET YUR WIV THE AMERICAN WANKERS DOWN WEST!!!! BLOODY DISGRACEFUL!!!!!!
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
IO BET THAT YUR SCHOOL IS FULL OF FOCKIN FAT TWATS THAT STEAL YER LUNCH MUNEY IF YOU GO NEAR THEM!!!!! SO FOCKIN’ FOCK OFF!!!!!!!
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
GOD SAVE THE FOCKIN’ QUEEN!!!!!
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Do girls get wet in school shootings?
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Mandatory Preface: am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. ls my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?"
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Mother of all _ and the blank is replaced with the first word that comes to my mind
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Mother of all Antigens
Mother of all bitches
Mother of all cunts
Mother of all dowitchers
Mother of all Englishmen
Mother of all fornicators
Mother of all germans
Mother of all hats
Mother of all insects
Mother of all Jordans
Mother of all klansmen
Mother of all lightbulbs
Mother of all milkers
Mother of all niggas
Mother of all ospreys
Mother of all Persians
Mother of all quandales
Mother of all restrooms
Mother of all sandpipers
Mother of all turnips
Mother of all univoltines
Mother of all viruses
Mother of all wingmen
Mother of all xenotilapias
Mother of all yankers
Mother of all zionists
Mother of all bitches
Mother of all cunts
Mother of all dowitchers
Mother of all Englishmen
Mother of all fornicators
Mother of all germans
Mother of all hats
Mother of all insects
Mother of all Jordans
Mother of all klansmen
Mother of all lightbulbs
Mother of all milkers
Mother of all niggas
Mother of all ospreys
Mother of all Persians
Mother of all quandales
Mother of all restrooms
Mother of all sandpipers
Mother of all turnips
Mother of all univoltines
Mother of all viruses
Mother of all wingmen
Mother of all xenotilapias
Mother of all yankers
Mother of all zionists
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babies are gross, they literally chill inside of bodies until they’re done baking. they’re literally awake chilling inside a human and then they just cause excruciating pain coming out.
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Do girls get wet in school shootings?
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Mandatory Preface: I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?"
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it's morbin time
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The action is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the guys getting morbed will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also morbius' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from David Bowie's "star man" for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Morbius truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Morbius' existential catchphrase "it's morbin time," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jared Leto's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
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I tried "waffle stomping" for the first time today after constantly hearing it brought up on Reddit. It was terrible, never again...
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I tried "waffle stomping" for the first time today after constantly hearing it brought up on Reddit. It was terrible, never again...
I was mid-shower but had to poop really bad, and was already running late.. Didn't want to cut the shower, get out, poop, get back in shower. So thought, "fuckit lets try out this waffle stomp I keep hearing about."
First of all, the smell- holy shit.. I mean it's poop, I should have expected this, but I was ready to throw up as soon as i saw the thing plop on the shower floor and the smell hit me.
My turd was also about 3x bigger than the actual drain itself. so when i tried to "stomp" a section of it down, all of the drain holes smeared and clogged with poo forcing me to use my big toe to scrape the rest of it past the holes.. after a minute i finally got the fist section down the drain.. great except that tiny section only made up about 1/4th of the total shit mass and i had to repeat this process 3 more times..
This ended up making me more late due to how long it actually took me to get through the whole process... 0/10 would not recommend and feel stupid for even trying..
I was mid-shower but had to poop really bad, and was already running late.. Didn't want to cut the shower, get out, poop, get back in shower. So thought, "fuckit lets try out this waffle stomp I keep hearing about."
First of all, the smell- holy shit.. I mean it's poop, I should have expected this, but I was ready to throw up as soon as i saw the thing plop on the shower floor and the smell hit me.
My turd was also about 3x bigger than the actual drain itself. so when i tried to "stomp" a section of it down, all of the drain holes smeared and clogged with poo forcing me to use my big toe to scrape the rest of it past the holes.. after a minute i finally got the fist section down the drain.. great except that tiny section only made up about 1/4th of the total shit mass and i had to repeat this process 3 more times..
This ended up making me more late due to how long it actually took me to get through the whole process... 0/10 would not recommend and feel stupid for even trying..
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America be like
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Communism, capitalism, both are functionally obsolete in a society wherein we can 3D print houses.
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Communism, capitalism, both are functionally obsolete in a society wherein we can 3D print houses. You're panicking about common core when your kids should be learning CAD. You all have to stop thinking so two dimensionally. Your old books are of no use to anyone. Neither Karl Marx nor Thomas Jefferson ever saw a microprocessor.
Humanity has the power to automate LITERALLY everything and you're quibbling about insignificant debates like individualism vs collective consensus.
We don't have time to talk about division of labor and economics, we work 52 hours a week doing jobs machines could do faster and better. We are clinging to an economic system which enslaves us.
Humanity has the power to automate LITERALLY everything and you're quibbling about insignificant debates like individualism vs collective consensus.
We don't have time to talk about division of labor and economics, we work 52 hours a week doing jobs machines could do faster and better. We are clinging to an economic system which enslaves us.
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Do girls get wet in school shootings?
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Mandatory Preface: I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience
extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?"
extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?"
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mutahar's mental breakdown about nikocado
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HE LITERALLY SELLS IT ON DRAMA! I’M FUCKING DONE DUDE! I’M DONE! YO FUCK- FFFFFFFFFFF FUCK YOU! FUCK EVERYONE ON YOUTUBE! FUCK IT! Alright, FUCK IT RIGHT NOW! You wanna know what? I’m SICK and FUCKING TIRED… of people who give a- you know what? One time I made this fucking video where I… got sponsored on it. I got shit for the comments. Like “oooh why are you selling something on the fucking beginning of the video??” BRO THESE MOTHERFUCKERS LITERALLY SELLS THEMSELVES ON DRAMA! I’M GONNA- I’M GONNA FUCKING GET INTO A FIGHT! Alright. Oh, PLEASE GO TO MY PATREON! GO TO MY PATREON!!! Alright. THAT’S WHAT THE FUCKING- dude, go eat my- dude, I’m sorry. Anybody that gives anyone shit for that, I’m gonna- EAT MY FUCKING ASSHOLE! I WANT YOU TO EAT MY ASSHOLE UNTIL YOU MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO MY HEART, BABE! Jesus christ, dude! This guy’s eating the fucking pizzas, I’m gonna have the motherfucking heart attack!
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If I were in a mass shooter scenario I would 100% be able to get behind him and rape him.
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If I were in a mass shooter scenario I would 100% be able to get behind him and rape him. I am highly trained in stealth walking from a young age, even went as far to study with the native American Tahopiki tribe and their art of "wind feet" or moving without making a sound, in a supermarket setting he would be too distracted by the bright colors of the products and sound of screaming and gunfire to even hear me approaching... like a mouse walking on cotton... I would immediately put him into a chokehold, probably then move into a suplex use a box cutter to immediately rip a whole through his pants/underwear & give me immediate access to the taint area, then I would just go ham... I am on 600mg depo test a week my elections are absolutely monstrous, the humiliation would be eternal and he would probably have no choice but to turn the gun on himself at that point... I would like to see the look on these punks faces right after I ensperm them right there on the supermarket floor, or in the kindergarten, wherever I'm on the scene it will be unavoidable and brutal, you have to outsavage the savages it's the only way to win
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Average day in the life of a redditor
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be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon had sex with a woman.
Real: Anon’s dad took him to Mexico, because he owed money to the cartel. They said that Anon could work his father’s debt off in one of their brothels
Gay: Anon’s 14 year old asshole got pimped out to a bunch of Mexicans.
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon had sex with a woman.
Real: Anon’s dad took him to Mexico, because he owed money to the cartel. They said that Anon could work his father’s debt off in one of their brothels
Gay: Anon’s 14 year old asshole got pimped out to a bunch of Mexicans.
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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I(M22) have a question(f43) about my dead aunt(D88)
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She(m28) told me to go give spaghetti to her femboy boyfriend(U89) when I slipped and fell down the steps(S45) and ravioli(15min) on me. She(Me22) was pissed, and started shouting(165 dB) at me. AITIFU?
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Does anyone else get a boner when they see amber heard?
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im, not.. sure why but this is the only place i could find to ask, but why whenever i see amber heard i get a rock hard boner?? this is the only place i could find to ask because i keep getting banned from other places when i ask. but whenever i see amber heard like on the news or just cause of aqua man i get a boner and its kinda painful...........Does anyone know another place i can ask?
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Boris Johnson gets mad
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WOTS ALL THIS???
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YER THREE QUID MEAL DEAL IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A CHICKEN OR 'AM SANDWICH!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Ok dickweed:
I'm going to tie you up and start wailing on you with bare knuckles. A gruff, physical beating, punches to the chest and face. A harmful, but ultimately masculine experience you could look back fondly on, in a strange way, with prideful endurance.
But no. I keep you tired up in a bunker and slowly dissolve your ego in acid. I'll inject estrogen into your abdomen daily. After some months, your tits grow in, I'll cut off one of your feet, to show I'm serious. Then I'll have you remove your own cock and balls with a rock. If you stop for too long, I'll just take the other foot, then fingers, teeth, eyes. After this, I'll take the tendons from your legs. Your only food will be my vomit, which you will have a bowl of every few days.
When your transformation is complete your mind will be broken. You will work for me. Cleaning, outside, in sub zero temperatures, forever, and love it.
Good point about the car btw. People forget that vengeful violence begets violence later against the innocent. People like the rock thrower come from abusive backgrounds fueled by drugs and violence. Contributing is helping the cycle continue. Humanity needs compassionate confrontation, for without love, what is life.
I'm going to tie you up and start wailing on you with bare knuckles. A gruff, physical beating, punches to the chest and face. A harmful, but ultimately masculine experience you could look back fondly on, in a strange way, with prideful endurance.
But no. I keep you tired up in a bunker and slowly dissolve your ego in acid. I'll inject estrogen into your abdomen daily. After some months, your tits grow in, I'll cut off one of your feet, to show I'm serious. Then I'll have you remove your own cock and balls with a rock. If you stop for too long, I'll just take the other foot, then fingers, teeth, eyes. After this, I'll take the tendons from your legs. Your only food will be my vomit, which you will have a bowl of every few days.
When your transformation is complete your mind will be broken. You will work for me. Cleaning, outside, in sub zero temperatures, forever, and love it.
Good point about the car btw. People forget that vengeful violence begets violence later against the innocent. People like the rock thrower come from abusive backgrounds fueled by drugs and violence. Contributing is helping the cycle continue. Humanity needs compassionate confrontation, for without love, what is life.
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