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William afton and his family are furries
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The definition of a furry is, to quote directly from Google. “an enthusiast for animal characters with human characteristics, in particular a person who dresses up in costume as such a character or uses one as an avatar online.”
William obviously fits the definition as, when alive, he dressed in the spring bonnie suit and enjoyed doing such since he could kill kids easier, he also had the interest in humanlike animals to such a degree he made robots out of the idea.
Henry emily is a bit of a stretch as we don’t know if he’s ever worn a springlock suit, we could imagine he has for testing but we would never know, but he definitely shows the same interest in humanlike animals as william afton.
William obviously fits the definition as, when alive, he dressed in the spring bonnie suit and enjoyed doing such since he could kill kids easier, he also had the interest in humanlike animals to such a degree he made robots out of the idea.
Henry emily is a bit of a stretch as we don’t know if he’s ever worn a springlock suit, we could imagine he has for testing but we would never know, but he definitely shows the same interest in humanlike animals as william afton.
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Vr
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Vr Chat is full of the most degenerate “people” to desecrate the earth with their presence. Although the benefits of such an online platform must be acknowledged and the technical machinations in place to sustain these online rooms is incredible, it must be brought to a conclusion that giving “people” the free will to choose their own avatar with no restrictions is an irreversible mistake on the normal population, most of whom live their lives in blissful ignorance from the abomination that is this Chatroom application. It can be concluded that this is yet another adverse affect of the industrial revolution, and we are seeing its consequences.
The fact that this so called “online freedom” is being expressed is simply a crime against nature, no matter the occasion these large amounts of furry, anime, etc degenerates should not be allowed to conjugate together in a wider cesspool of degeneracy is a failure on the wider federal government.
Man is destined for few things, certain liberties are to be given and some to be taken, those absolute liberties are: freedom of speech, free enterprise and the 2nd amendment of the constitution.
The “right” to express yourself in such an abhorrent and in-humane way is naturally diseased and shouldn’t be expressed at all, quite the opposite should happen. The government should not exercise complete or unjustified rule, but in some increasingly odd situations, some law and order is needed. The government should exist only to protect its people and to protect their economic interests AND to dissuade the expression of feelings and thoughts of these petulant “people”.
These “people” are nothing but “animals” and they should be treated as such and put down as such. These “animals” put the word animal to shame, and like the sickly animals they are, they must be put down. For the greater good we must argue and for the continued prosperity of earth, as she will breath relief with these “animal” pretenders being exterminated to the very last being.
Rounding back to my main point, the epicenter of this contagion is ultimately, VR chat itself, while a very useful and socially productive tool, like any other it can be corrupted by the evil machinations of would be men. Simply, the only solution is to locate the degenerates that use this application and exterminate them for the greater prosperity of humanity. Although I understand the implications of my actions and I understand the enormous undertaking such a task would be, it will be ultimately worth it to save future generations and our kin from the nightmares that the industrial revolution has spawned.
The fact that this so called “online freedom” is being expressed is simply a crime against nature, no matter the occasion these large amounts of furry, anime, etc degenerates should not be allowed to conjugate together in a wider cesspool of degeneracy is a failure on the wider federal government.
Man is destined for few things, certain liberties are to be given and some to be taken, those absolute liberties are: freedom of speech, free enterprise and the 2nd amendment of the constitution.
The “right” to express yourself in such an abhorrent and in-humane way is naturally diseased and shouldn’t be expressed at all, quite the opposite should happen. The government should not exercise complete or unjustified rule, but in some increasingly odd situations, some law and order is needed. The government should exist only to protect its people and to protect their economic interests AND to dissuade the expression of feelings and thoughts of these petulant “people”.
These “people” are nothing but “animals” and they should be treated as such and put down as such. These “animals” put the word animal to shame, and like the sickly animals they are, they must be put down. For the greater good we must argue and for the continued prosperity of earth, as she will breath relief with these “animal” pretenders being exterminated to the very last being.
Rounding back to my main point, the epicenter of this contagion is ultimately, VR chat itself, while a very useful and socially productive tool, like any other it can be corrupted by the evil machinations of would be men. Simply, the only solution is to locate the degenerates that use this application and exterminate them for the greater prosperity of humanity. Although I understand the implications of my actions and I understand the enormous undertaking such a task would be, it will be ultimately worth it to save future generations and our kin from the nightmares that the industrial revolution has spawned.
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I wanna peg Thom Yorke (serious)
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It would actually be awesome if i could have sex with thom. literally.
I have a whole pinterest board dedicated to thom yorke and i masturbate to it, like, i legitimately do that. And thoms voice makes me extremely horny sometimes, I'm in love with his little wonky eye. his lips, they look delicious. If you asked me if i'd choose to live forever and be rich or to get fucked by thom yorke until i die i'd actually choose to get fucked by thom yorke until i die. I'm not joking.
I watch thom yorke edits like it's the only thing to watch. My phone gallery is full of thom yorke photos. I collect merch and take care of them like they are my babies. I'd really love to fuck thom. Even to peg thom. I love his little moans. I love his screams. I love his talking voice. I'd do anything for thom.
I have a whole pinterest board dedicated to thom yorke and i masturbate to it, like, i legitimately do that. And thoms voice makes me extremely horny sometimes, I'm in love with his little wonky eye. his lips, they look delicious. If you asked me if i'd choose to live forever and be rich or to get fucked by thom yorke until i die i'd actually choose to get fucked by thom yorke until i die. I'm not joking.
I watch thom yorke edits like it's the only thing to watch. My phone gallery is full of thom yorke photos. I collect merch and take care of them like they are my babies. I'd really love to fuck thom. Even to peg thom. I love his little moans. I love his screams. I love his talking voice. I'd do anything for thom.
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Shingeki No Kyojin Fans when I tell them my Horse died
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‼️HOLY @#$%ING @#$%‼️ IS THAT A MOTHER@#$%ING SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN IS THE BEST @#$%ING ANIME🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯LEVI IS SO BAD4SS😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYY‼️ POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BUT IT WAS ME, ZEKE‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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On the topic of coalas
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Koalas are fucking horrible animals.
They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan.
Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.
Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently...
Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals.
Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here).
When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on.
This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why?
Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape.
Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain:
Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree.
An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute.
(found as a comment on r/oddlyterrifying)
They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan.
Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.
Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently...
Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals.
Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here).
When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on.
This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why?
Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape.
Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain:
Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree.
An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute.
(found as a comment on r/oddlyterrifying)
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KYS request denied
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Hello,
I have been informed that you requested that I kill myself.
Sorry but I do not take assassination contracts on myself, it would be a conflict of interest and would be unprofessional.
If our interests become mutual in the future I will consider your request, I will let you know.
I have been informed that you requested that I kill myself.
Sorry but I do not take assassination contracts on myself, it would be a conflict of interest and would be unprofessional.
If our interests become mutual in the future I will consider your request, I will let you know.
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horny for gorillas
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hi, im 14m and I sometimes dream about sticking my huge (7inch) dick inside of a gorillas asshole. yesterday i told my friends about my sexual desires, and they are currently calling me a zoofaggot, and i dont believe this is deserved. i believe that monkeys are my species, so its okay for me to fuck them. i promise that i would never unconsentually fuck a gorilla either, as i ask the gorillas if i could fuck them in my dreams. i even have a secret instagram account where i post draw myself having sex with gorillas, and it has over 34 thousand followers, so it must be okay, right?
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Meta-modernism, or the logic of Neon Genesis Evangelion
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Evangelion is literally the meta-modern classic of literary fiction, which is characterized by the oscillation between post-modern and modern styles.
The portrayal of sex symbolism truly manifests itself as a post-modern work and then a return to modernism at the end with its reference to the Oedipus complex.
Shinji started off self castrated by trying to impress upon his father rather to symbolically take his position.
However, we see that Shinji often defies his father’s order obscuring the line of whether the story will return to the modernist Oedipus trope or not.
The Oedipal conflict that occurs within Shinji ultimately leads to that blasphemous hospital scene.
Episode 25-26 represented the complete breakdown of the meta-narrative (flashing images, alternative universe), possible where the third impact is on the way, the gushing flowing of human souls and the shattered of the ego which turns them into an ocean of LCL liquid, in the other words the return of the pre-mirror stage back to the fragmented body, complete loss of self, provides the clear example of a post-modernity of the show.
In the end, we can see that it is the return to Oedipus as Rei, a symbolic mother, chooses Shinji rather than Gendo, a clear modernist turn.
The “killing” of the father is done right in front of our nose, it is by out simping of Shinji in the earlier episodes that lead to the “killing” of the father.
The implication that Hideaki “The Hack” Anno tries to convey is a subtle one; only depressed degenerates write post-modern fiction, a true prophet of our time.
The portrayal of sex symbolism truly manifests itself as a post-modern work and then a return to modernism at the end with its reference to the Oedipus complex.
Shinji started off self castrated by trying to impress upon his father rather to symbolically take his position.
However, we see that Shinji often defies his father’s order obscuring the line of whether the story will return to the modernist Oedipus trope or not.
The Oedipal conflict that occurs within Shinji ultimately leads to that blasphemous hospital scene.
Episode 25-26 represented the complete breakdown of the meta-narrative (flashing images, alternative universe), possible where the third impact is on the way, the gushing flowing of human souls and the shattered of the ego which turns them into an ocean of LCL liquid, in the other words the return of the pre-mirror stage back to the fragmented body, complete loss of self, provides the clear example of a post-modernity of the show.
In the end, we can see that it is the return to Oedipus as Rei, a symbolic mother, chooses Shinji rather than Gendo, a clear modernist turn.
The “killing” of the father is done right in front of our nose, it is by out simping of Shinji in the earlier episodes that lead to the “killing” of the father.
The implication that Hideaki “The Hack” Anno tries to convey is a subtle one; only depressed degenerates write post-modern fiction, a true prophet of our time.
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Watching morbius every day improves your sex life
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Day 1 - You cum
Day 2 - Penis starts pulsating
Day 3 - Your anus is randomly opening and closing
Day 4 - Penis is pulsating even more intensely
Day 5 - Cum is leaking out of anus
Day 6 - Random orgasm day
Day 7 - Penis pulsating extremely violently
Day 8 - Anus shivers
Day 9 - Coughing up cum
Day 10 - Penis pulsating so intense, its starts hurting
Day 11 - Anus explodes
Day 12 - Cum leaking from nose and ears
Day 13 - Penis swollen mutated lump of meat
Day 14 - Crying cum, what have I done?
Day 15 - Penis takes over body
Day 16 - God has left us
Day 17 - Ultimate transformation
Day 2 - Penis starts pulsating
Day 3 - Your anus is randomly opening and closing
Day 4 - Penis is pulsating even more intensely
Day 5 - Cum is leaking out of anus
Day 6 - Random orgasm day
Day 7 - Penis pulsating extremely violently
Day 8 - Anus shivers
Day 9 - Coughing up cum
Day 10 - Penis pulsating so intense, its starts hurting
Day 11 - Anus explodes
Day 12 - Cum leaking from nose and ears
Day 13 - Penis swollen mutated lump of meat
Day 14 - Crying cum, what have I done?
Day 15 - Penis takes over body
Day 16 - God has left us
Day 17 - Ultimate transformation
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POV: You just responded to a comment with “lol”
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“Lol”? Okay, and? Smh. You’re just another simple-minded parasite adding nothing of value to the discussion. It absolutely boggles my mind that someone could respond with something so basic and meaningless. A kind stranger thoughtfully came up with a creative comment to lighten the mood, and your response is a three letter acronym to express your “laughter”. How about you spend even just a couple of minutes out of your 24 hour day to come up with something a tad bit more meaningful? Is this the kind of lazy mindset that you implement in your daily life? This “I don’t feel like doing it”, or “this is good enough” style of thinking? Society would be thriving if people didn’t have your negative outlook on life. And sorry to break it to you, but people who think like you often don’t make it too far in life. Given your lack of intellect based on your brainless comment, you probably spend your days furiously spamming left wing propaganda on innocent dog pictures. Did I hit a little too close to home? Don’t worry, you’re no different from any other bot that responds to an innovative remark with “lol”. And if you really think those three letters you sent have any form of value, then maybe you should just leave. And don’t come back until you’ve apologized. And not to me; to everyone. For your horrific lack of effort, your disgusting display of your lazy attitude, and for your embarrassing representation of a functional member of society.
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this fucking rocket
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This rocket absolutely infuriates the fuck out of me, for many many reasons which I'll cover in this essay.
1) Color Scheme: Look at real life rockets. Do any of them have a blue contrast colour? NO! This is infuriating. Rockets are supposed to be white or black, not weird colours.
2) Giant Window: The window is unnecessarily large. With the power of lenses, we could've let the astronauts get a view with far smaller windows. Also, the external frame around the window is stupid and unaerodynamic, and causes a shift in the center of mass.
3) Body Shape: The shape just looks unaerodynamic. And ugly, the curve is very annoying. Rockets should ideally be sticks with stick boosters, not so disproportionately fat.
4) Nose Cone: The nose cone is almost a flat surface. There's no way that's good to prevent heating from air compression. And it just hurts the aerodynamics even more.
4) Fins: The fins don't seem to have any form of actuators, and considering the engine type which I'll come to later, the rocket likely has no way to gimbal, which is even more of an issue considering how off-centered, and unaerodynamic it is.
5) The... Engine: THIS PART ACTUALLY INFURIATES ME. THERE IS LITERALLY NO DE LAVAL NOZZLE. OR A NOZZLE FOR THAT MATTER. THIS RESULTS IN A VERY HORRIBLE SPECIFIC IMPULSE. ASSUMING THESE COMPONENTS WERE INSIDE THE BODY OF THE ROCKET, THERE WOULD BE ALMOST NO SPACE FOR FUEL, JUDGING BY THE SIZE OF THE EXHAUST PLUME. EITHERWAYS, IT'S VERY SHORT AND PROBABLY UNDER EXPANDED. AND FINALLY, THE EXHAUST IS A PLAIN YELLOW. THIS MEANS IT LIKELY USES A VERY CRINGE FUEL, LIKE LP-1 INSTEAD OF HYPERGOLS WHOSE EXHAUST PLUMES LOOK SO MUCH COOLER.
This rocket absolutely infuriates the fuck out of me, for many many reasons which I'll cover in this essay.
1) Color Scheme: Look at real life rockets. Do any of them have a blue contrast colour? NO! This is infuriating. Rockets are supposed to be white or black, not weird colours.
2) Giant Window: The window is unnecessarily large. With the power of lenses, we could've let the astronauts get a view with far smaller windows. Also, the external frame around the window is stupid and unaerodynamic, and causes a shift in the center of mass.
3) Body Shape: The shape just looks unaerodynamic. And ugly, the curve is very annoying. Rockets should ideally be sticks with stick boosters, not so disproportionately fat.
4) Nose Cone: The nose cone is almost a flat surface. There's no way that's good to prevent heating from air compression. And it just hurts the aerodynamics even more.
4) Fins: The fins don't seem to have any form of actuators, and considering the engine type which I'll come to later, the rocket likely has no way to gimbal, which is even more of an issue considering how off-centered, and unaerodynamic it is.
5) The... Engine: THIS PART ACTUALLY INFURIATES ME. THERE IS LITERALLY NO DE LAVAL NOZZLE. OR A NOZZLE FOR THAT MATTER. THIS RESULTS IN A VERY HORRIBLE SPECIFIC IMPULSE. ASSUMING THESE COMPONENTS WERE INSIDE THE BODY OF THE ROCKET, THERE WOULD BE ALMOST NO SPACE FOR FUEL, JUDGING BY THE SIZE OF THE EXHAUST PLUME. EITHERWAYS, IT'S VERY SHORT AND PROBABLY UNDER EXPANDED. AND FINALLY, THE EXHAUST IS A PLAIN YELLOW. THIS MEANS IT LIKELY USES A VERY CRINGE FUEL, LIKE LP-1 INSTEAD OF HYPERGOLS WHOSE EXHAUST PLUMES LOOK SO MUCH COOLER.
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mommy milkers
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I overheard my son on the phone with one of his friends. He started bragging about his new girlfriend and her 'huge mommy milkers'
MOMMY milkers.
That's when I realized he didn't love this girl, he missed ME. Everything was going to be ok, as long as I kept him very, very close
MOMMY milkers.
That's when I realized he didn't love this girl, he missed ME. Everything was going to be ok, as long as I kept him very, very close
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I didn’t fuck my cat
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I didn't fuck my cat. I didn't cum on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. I’ve never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing, so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
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You think you're a pretty?
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What?
You think you're a pretty?
You're so confident about yourself,
I'm so pretty
I'm the prettiest girl on TikTok
NO! You're Black ☝️, Ugly ✌️, Ni**er 🤟, Piece of Shit 🖖, Stranger 🤬, Asshole 😌, Dumb Asshole 😤, Shitface 😵, Dying Cancer 🤒
And I can't wait till the day you die and drop of Corona Virus 😷
Okey?
And I'm done! I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'm gonna block you right now because,
I don't talk to Little Shits and I don't talk to Whores.
Okey? 👋
You think you're a pretty?
You're so confident about yourself,
I'm so pretty
I'm the prettiest girl on TikTok
NO! You're Black ☝️, Ugly ✌️, Ni**er 🤟, Piece of Shit 🖖, Stranger 🤬, Asshole 😌, Dumb Asshole 😤, Shitface 😵, Dying Cancer 🤒
And I can't wait till the day you die and drop of Corona Virus 😷
Okey?
And I'm done! I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'm gonna block you right now because,
I don't talk to Little Shits and I don't talk to Whores.
Okey? 👋
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Cock is one of my favorite tastes
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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.
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Ben shapiro explains party in the USA
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Let's say, hypothetically, you hopped off a plane at LAX, with a dream and a cardigan. It would be the land of fame excess, and you would wonder if you would you fit in. If you jumped in the cab for the first time, then if you also looked right then you would see the hollywood sign. Everyone would seem so famous. Your tummy would then start turning, and you would feel homesick, because there's too much pressure, and you're also nervous. But when the taxi man would turn on the radio, the Jay-Z would be on. The Jay-Z song would be on. You would then put your hands up, because they're playing your song, and the butterflies would then fly away. Additionally, you'd nod your head like yeah, and also move your hips like yeah. As I once said, your hands would be up because they're playing your song, and you'd know you're gonna be okay. In conclusion, it would be a party in the USA.
Let's say, hypothetically, you hopped off a plane at LAX, with a dream and a cardigan. It would be the land of fame excess, and you would wonder if you would you fit in. If you jumped in the cab for the first time, then if you also looked right then you would see the hollywood sign. Everyone would seem so famous. Your tummy would then start turning, and you would feel homesick, because there's too much pressure, and you're also nervous. But when the taxi man would turn on the radio, the Jay-Z would be on. The Jay-Z song would be on. You would then put your hands up, because they're playing your song, and the butterflies would then fly away. Additionally, you'd nod your head like yeah, and also move your hips like yeah. As I once said, your hands would be up because they're playing your song, and you'd know you're gonna be okay. In conclusion, it would be a party in the USA.
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Seriously?
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Seriously? A Breaking Bad reference? I don't even think you watched the show and it's complex characters. You only care about your Walter White meme and your pronouns. God, this generation takes masterpieces and turns them into undecipherable pieces of garbage. You are turning one of the best shows to be ever made and turning into unfunny GIFs. You youngster hoodlums only care about the Walter Falling down scene but bat an eye to all 62 hours of a masterpiece which we call Breaking Bad. Seriously, this new generation is a pathetic excuse for the future. All you ruffians will live over-saturating everything for a quick laugh. You can take your little Breaking Bad reference and go back to your liberal discord pronouns hideout. Do not ever make a reference to this show ever again, go listen to your Playboi Carti and Babytron for all i care.
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NO. MORE. MORBIUS!!!!!!
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That's it. That seals the deal. I'm sick and tired of this "Morbius" movie, I wish it never existed!!!!!!!!!! Morbius is such an awful movie, it's brainwashed the minds of thousands, and it's ruining the life of my children. Everywhere I go I see people shouting stupid remarks like "it's morbin time" or "Did you know morbius sold 9 Morbillion tickets?" That's not even REAL. Why do people add this dumb slang term to very word ever. Randomly my child will shout "It's morbin time" In the living room, take off his clothes, and start furiously masturbating to morbius!!!! this is unacceptable. he's done this in public, scared off the neighbours, been expelled from school, and the poor dog isn't even safe! My house is covered in feces and semen, me and my husband couldn't take it anymore and threw him out of the house. He's USA's #3 most wanted and has been screaming morbius quotes and has came in every theater with morbius! It's even become a tiktok trend now, with people putting morbius in cum jars and filling it up with their seed. I can't take it. I'm gonna start morbing anytime soon. I will become a morbius, I can't live without seeing morbius everywhere. morbin time, MORBIUS!!!!
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Mola Mola
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So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was \~too mean\~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. \[Rated NC-17 for language.\] Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an \~ironic\~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them. THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go. So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. "If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. "Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
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