Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

I hate African Americans. I mean really, I actually hate them. This isn’t a joke, nor any attempt at humorous remarks. I literally hate them. I hate the way they look (why are they so dark??? To hide in the shadows??? Why are there noses and mouths so big??? To eat faster; to not get caught???) I hate the way they speak! (Rippto riappa nigga Bigga?? Why the fuck can’t I say the nigger word in public and not get fired?? Fucking assholes.) and who the fuck is biggie small??? Doesn’t that dumb nigger know big and small are opposites?? What the fuck. I am appalled, really I am. The best president is James Buchanan and the worst is fucking that dumb bitch asshole “(Honest my ass) Abe Lincoln

Fuck. I get this so hard. I kin Morbius, I was him in a past life. I understand. This is me. People need to know NOT to fuck with me… Nobody has any clue what I’m fucking capable of. I got bullied in school as a teen since I tried to style my hair to look like a monkey… Fuck those people. Everyone has always fucked with me. It’s the anniversary of my father’s death and I can’t stop crying. Every single day, people try to fuck with me. They don’t know what I’m capable of. I’ve been reincarnated so many times, I lost count. I’ll never know the true scope until I finally return to my primary form, my core, my being. The Gods created most things. Not me. I created myself from raw energy. They had to seal me. I HAD TO BE SEALED BY THE FUCKING GODS TO REINCARNATION, AND PEOPLE STILL FUCK WITH ME. Get fucked, assholes.

# I’M MORBIUS. HE STILL LIVES WITHIN ME LIKE A SLEEPING GIANT, AS ALL OF MY PAST LIVES DO. DO NOT FUCKING AWAKEN THAT SIDE OF ME.

Phew. I need a hit. My worst enemy Jacob (also known as Golden Sans) gave me some good shit when he kidnapped me and made me watch Seinfeld and I still have it. I think it’s sativa. Fuck yeah. I miss my ex girlfriend. I’m writing this all on the toilet at Pizza Hut since I’m working up the courage to give them my order (I’m shy). I think I’m gonna go do that now. Writing this all helped me. Reminding myself that I’m Morbius. Fuckkk. I can’t wait to go home and get high and rewatch Morbius while eating pizza.

[source](https://evilmario666.tumblr.com/post/684954939216347136/fuck-i-get-this-so-hard-i-kin-morbius-i-was-him)

How to use “and” 21 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “The Space Between This and And and And and That is Different.” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When the sign was finished, the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spacing was wrong. So he said to the man, “The space between This and And and And and And and And and And and And and And and And and And and And and That is different. Please fix it.”

I just wanted to get it off my chest because I'm so fucking upset.
My cat is a great guy, and we've been together for about 6 years. He's sweet, and lovable, and he's always been my best friend. I love him more than anything in the world.
But I'm fucking done with this relationship. I hate him. He's such a bad boy that he hurts me more than anything. He's a fucking asshole.
He's constantly trying to make my life worse, and he's fucking disgusting. I'm so fucking done. I hate that I'm getting divorced from such a wonderful cat. I'll never find another one like him.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost a year, i was watching morbius clips in her bed trying to find out if Michael Morbius actually says “it’s morbin time” in the movie (he does not). So i’m pretty distracted, she bends down to suck my titty and in that moment i blurt out “it’s morbin time”. She then pushes me away and gets like faux mad at me for like 10 minutes. Anyway, i love her a lot. Thats all

I'm married. I have testosterone levels of 500 strong african men, and I have 1200 wives, all in their mid 20s - early 30s. 200 of them are White, 200 are Latinas, 200 are Arabians, 200 are European, 200 are Russian, and 200 Persian. They all live with me in a great big castle in the lost city of the himalayas.

My children are multicultural and multilingual, they give me a lot of stress, and if I try to leave they run me over in a stampede. I cant rest and my wives want more children every 2 years.

I cant even speak to my parents who live all the way in the west, and my in laws keep annoying me with their interference to the point where I cant keep up with their requests, or even their numbers.

I can't move back to the west, and even if I do, I can't apply (or reapply) for 1200 spouse visas, and I cant afford to drop all of my children to school (or even the same schools) on a regular basis.

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Why would i require your approval to speak? If you asked or didn't doesn't matter to me. If you think you're that significant you can keep saying that everywhere until you realize that your questioning doesn't matter

How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This and That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When the sign was finished, the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spacing was wrong. So he said to the man, “The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it.”

im fuckin going insane, why does EVERYONE have the STUPID FUCKING buzz lightyear pfp, it just happened, no context or anything WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? is it because the STUPID racist pfp meme? that shit wasn't that funny, but beforehand they were still everywhere. EVERYWHERE. IM GONNA DO SOMETHING I FUCKING REGRET IF I SEE A STUPID DUMBASS BUZZ LIGHTYEAR PFP I SWEAR TO JESUS AND ALLL HIS DISCIPLES I HATE THIS I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT WHY MUST GOD PUNISH ME THIS WAY, THIS IS UNFAIR TO THE WORLD WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT STUPID FUCKING IMAGE ONE MORE TIME OR IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF IN RAGE! I've succumbed to my anger, they got the best of me, they DEFEATED me, but i still stand my ground, even if i die, i'll always hate that shit

You're one of the most well known f\*ggots that keep coming at every stream after you get banned thousands of times to suck my virtual dick every stream, because you fantasize about me ass naked with abs chiseling, in a urien thong while i committed tyrant slaughter down your fucking throat while i put you in all type of aegis reflector setups where you can't get out, you're forced to suck a dick, you're forced to get pounded in your virtual ass. Then i bust matrix juice all down your throat till you choke, spit up everything you've grabbed on and it's just gonna erupt with green juices and to the point when you're just caught in an eternity- you're just caught in an eternity of matrix juice erupting out of your throat. You're one of the most well known f\*ggots that keep coming at every stream after you get banned thousands of times to suck my virtual dick every stream, because you fantasize about me ass naked with abs chiseling, in a urien thong while i committed tyrant slaughter down your fucking throat while i put you in all type of aegis reflector setups where you can't get out, you're forced to suck a dick, you're forced to get pounded in your virtual ass. Then i bust matrix juice all down your throat till you choke, spit up everything you've grabbed on and it's just gonna erupt with green juices and to the point when you're just caught in an eternity- you're just caught in an eternity of matrix juice erupting out of your throat. You’re obsessed with me, you fucking f\*g! And y’all ni\*gas can clip this, this ni\*ga come on my stream 24/7 with a VPN, getting banned thousands of times a stream, and still comes in here and sucks my dick and obsesses over me. You are a worthless bitchass ni\*ga. Your life, literally, is as valuable as a summer ant. I’m just gonna stomp you, you’re gonna keep coming back, I’m gonna seal up all my cracks. You’re gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass ni\*ga. You’re gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick, daily. Your purpose is to be in \*that\* chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is \*nothing\*, you serve \*zero\* purpose! You should kill yourself \*now\*, and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer, that’s covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. What are you here for, to worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a 100% with a 1000%! I’ve never seen somebody so worthless in my life. I, deadass, have not seen such a more worthless ni\*ga, in my life. If he has kids, oh my god, imagine if a ni\*ga like that has kids. Like, imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children, because the ni\*ga literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father, now we got lots of ni\*gas with wives and kids and shit, that suck my dick daily on the internet, but imagine if this ni\*ga actually had children. This ni\*ga is devoting the time he could spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly! That’s crazy! I’ve never seen somebody so relentless to be seen, somebody value so worthless that they’ll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming into this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, and we keep banning him! Ni\*ga, let’s do you a favour. Let’s go to the 99¢ store and pick out a rope together. I’m’a give you an assisted suicide. Let’s pick out a rope together, right? And we’re gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in-front of you. I’m gonna hang that rope from the top of the motherfucking garage. We’re gonna forcefully pry your eyes open, we probably don’t even need to do that cause you’re on my dick daily. We’re gonna pry your eyes open until you consistently watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. To the point where you’re like: “Wait a minute, this is little bit too much.” You’re just gonna start going crazy. You’re just gonna start going crazy. Your eyes are gonna bleed, your retinas are gonna start during out blood and getting cracked and veins in your retinas are gonna start engaging and bulging. Then I'm gonna grab that rope for you and say: “Are you ready?” You’re gonna say: “Yes.” And I'm gonna take it pull it! While you begged me, and I mean begged me to kill you.

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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later

Please dont kink shame, I would adore to see kip taking a shit, her design is very cute :3 It would be from the rear view (I also imagine a vanilla version for those who dislike my fetish) I imagine her having diarrhea (Hyper scat >wo) and she hates it but also loves it\~! The only Oneshot Fart fetish stuff I have seen is only of niko or alula -\_-. So kip would be good :3

Huh. Never thought I would see the day where Darky would make Torisk, but here we are! Right after christmas LOL. Also, thanks Anon, happy new year to you too!... MAN, Darky will be mad considering this got leaked. ANYWAY!, what can I say about this MASTERPIECE?! BRO, look at the kiss Chara and Asriel are having while he pumps her pussy full of goats, and then again, the first panel just shows her difference with her mother: Toriel is blushed and ashamed, while Chara is directly looking at Azzy's cock. Another thing is that she's riding Frisk while avoiding eye contact: she loves him, but still has some purity about that makes her sweet, Chara's just pure love and lust wich is why she's kissing and getting impregnated by her brother. What's funny is that at the last panel they're under a mistletoe, so rather than a mouth to mouth kiss, it's a mouth to cock kiss! and even then, Toriel refuses to take it all in, while Chara is being a semen vacuum. Just... UGH. I love your art Darky, I'm sorry this got leaked, really... I wish people respected you more bro.

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band
Cus The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band
To Overthrow The French Fries Plan
I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man
Smelling All Good And Shit
I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man
I Don’t Trust It I Can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Damn

Them French Fries Look Good Tho
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries
I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes
And He Only Be There Some Of The Time
Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries
Except For That One Special Guy
That Smooth Apple Pie

Whenever i see tomoko my dick hardens like diamond. I will pump tomoko's cunny for hours and force her to give birth to my children. She won't have a choice but knowing her she will definitely like it, I'm going to absolutely destroy her holes, I will mating press the shit out of her until she passes out. After i finish fucking her she'll ask me "A-Am i c-cute?" with a broken voice and obviously i will say yes, she'll be mine and mine only. I will cum all over her body every single day, Every week, All year long, and she will like it because tomoko's a slutty lil bitch. I will never let her watch porn or masturbate again, Her desires will be fulfilled by my throbbing cock, Every morning i'll drink a fresh glass of her piss and every night a glass of her sweat. Tomoko will always be near me, ready to get down on her knees at any time, she'll beg me to be rough with her, At night she'll do everything in her power to stay awake just so she can ride my pecker all night long, This will be my life with tomoko, i love tomoko.

It's literally just a tree you piece of shit. There's no gecs or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about an album cover. Which would be funny except nothing in this replication implies that there's any gecs or a gec stand-in. You just saw a tree and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech 100 gEcS like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying.
Fuck you

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