What’s up guys it’s Quandale Dingle here YREHEHE i found a sandwich in my sisters mailbox and I fed it to my cat AHHH the next day my cat was making some odd screaming noises but when I went to check on it it wasn’t there VINE BOOM it turns out that it had jumped out my window and my girlfriend ran it over GRRR so I flushed the corpse down her toilet until it flooded her whole house but she didn’t notice and drowned to death HAHAHAHAHA

This was written by someone who has never played Halo You’re saying this person has played all the mainline halo games? This is so fucking retarded Worst part is “Monosyllabic totem to masculinity” The show does not respect the characters it portrays, especially Master Chief. Master Chief is a victim of ONIs genetic, psychological and psychical experimentation. He is built to be a killing machine, not a soldier that gains emotion and his own humanity without any sort of stimulus. I don’t have a problem with master Chief gaining a sense of humanity because in all games it is there. The main game that does this much better than the show is Halo 4, where Master Chief begins to come to terms that he is human after the amount of loss and developing relationships he has experienced in the original trilogy. Within those games he develops relationships with interesting characters such as Johnson, Keyes, Cortana, Hood and Thel Vadam (The arbiter) It just doesn’t make sense for Master Chief to develop humanity in the show. As for her argument about me and others being a Halo game fanboy, she’s right, but that shouldn’t discredit me from having a negative opinion on the show. She uses the argument of references to extended lore and it just doesn’t work in the story. The show should work as an introduction to the Halo series and thus should have a story parallel to it. There is no reason for it to change, and subvert all the established story in the main line games but still have references to the extended canon of those established games. Y’know it’s either she doesn’t understand what fans expected from a Halo show with such a budget or she’s purposefully riling fans up so she gets the attention for it.
If I could choose the structure of the Halo show, I would make it based on the Novel and Games. So like the first Season is The Fall of Reach while the second takes place during the events of combat evolved. I believe an adaptation of the already established lore and events would be much better than what we actually got. The series could even have spin offs based on Halo Reach and the Team from ODST. Something like Better Call Saul but no It doesn’t even have to be all action. It could have episodes with less tense atmospheres which could offer the opportunity of actual additions to the lore. It would be amazing if we saw more of Thel Vadam during the events of Reach and Combat evolved, giving us more perspective into the events leading to his punishment which we see in Halo 2 It would also be INCREDIBLE if it was animated the way Halo 2 anniversary cutscenes looked, only at of course, a cheaper budget in order to ensure quality.

Morbius is the best film I've ever seen. I've watched Morbius at least 66 times so far. 3 times everyday. In the film you get to see how Dr Michael Morbius manages his illness of a rare blood disorder and it's evident that no CGI was actually used in the film. All of it is real. Spoiler alert but one of my favorite scenes is when the character does a funny dance. Definitely the most underrated movie of all time.

[source](https://youtu.be/NUEwaN5dEKk)

so it all starts with William afton, and his buddy named Henry. Afton was a dad, had a daughter named Elizabeth, a son named Micheal, and an unnamed (probably had name, was just never brought up) younger child, of whom is known as crying child, due to his constant crying in literally any situation. Now Afton and his buddy were geniuses that somehow created machinery centuries ahead of its time (fnaf starts in the 1980-2000’s), and start a new diner of which had two functional kiddie entertaining robots, those being fredbear (a bear), spring Bonnie (a bunny), and the security puppet (a marionette).Considering the amount of restaurants that existed, they were pretty successful. now another thing to mention, is that Afton (and only afton) is also a psychotic murder, and murdered what is possibly his first kiddie victim, although maybe not, some voice lines in UCN prove that chica (Susie) was the first victim. But this is the first victim shown in game at least, maybe he killed Susie but only did (stuff that is spoiling to the plot later on) after animatronics were able to be used, with that out of the way, mofo killed his buddy Henry’s daughter for some damn reason, his actions may or may not have purpose, but yet again, that’s later. There definitely was security puppet, but the kiddies inside the diner had seemed to use her (probably the puppet’s gender) aesthetic design against her, stacking boxes on the giant present she peeks out of to check the area, of which she was able to push off, yet a bit too late considering the kiddies locked out Henry daughter (I forgor her name srry lol), of which gave afton a perfect time to kill. The puppet then went outside in search of her, of which it was raining, and since the puppet was an early design, water screwed her up, of which she broke down while laying near (Henry’s daughter) corpse, of which seemed to somehow get her to possess the puppet. Now I could be screwing this all up, and it may have happened in the revamped location which is until later, but my brain isn’t functioning properly considering it’s 2:48 AM rn and I am doing this from memory. With that out, now we go to crying child’s pov. He was severely bullied by his older brother of who would terrorize him with a mask of the future face of foxy, for no (yet) explained reason. Another thing to mention is he had an attraction to Fred’s, yet was also terrified by it, and would at times try to sneak into Fred’s without his father’s permission. He had some weird ass plush of faz bear that would talk to him in full length sentences To prevent this, Afton had the genius idea to use genius tech ahead of even modern times, on his child, and make him have horrific hallucinations/nightmares of the future Freddy gang, and of fredbear, to deter him from trying to go back there, and that fazbearbplush? It seemed to be controlled with a microphone or something that William would talk to him or something like that. this didn’t seem to work, and for some odd reason, Afton thought it would be a cool idea to also have his birthday party there. Micheal was also there, and with some of his own buddies, and they all had the great idea of grabbing crying child and put him inside of fredbear’s jaw so that he could “kiss him”, of which caused his frontal lobe to get bitten off, or something like that, and no, this is NOT the bite of 87, since it happened in the year 83(television showing the show “fred bear and friends” proves this). now, it is uncertain if crying child died or survived, and for a period of time it was considered that he was the protagonist we play as, of which is now false, but it seems to point towards him dying, and semi possessing golden Freddy. Now, another thing to mention is that his sister may or may not have died before him, but I am currently not functioning, and have no clue which goes first. After loosing a child, he promptly closed down the diner, but then also had the genius idea of opening a few more restaurants. Now this is where I am uncertain about things, there seemed to be another location, but some stuff are screwing up my brain, yeah, srry. During or if not very closely after opening Fred’s diner, he opened another chain of restaurants, with the iconic Freddy gang that includes Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy. Now he also murdered kiddies I’m this pizzeria, and instead of leaving the bodies back in an alley way, he had the luxury of putting corpses of children that decay, inside of entertainment robots, of which the puppet somehow caused them all to get possessed, and start acting aggressive to security guards, as they resemble their murder. It was closed down after the odor of decaying corpses became visible to the human nose. Then he decided to make yet another chain, and from the looks of it, it wasn’t he who did it, but his good ol pal Henry, with even crazier tech, revamping old designs, and causing an entire fan base horny for a chicken who resembles a human more than it’s respective animal, hence forth causing people to be semi furrys, yet not at the same time-ish? And the old animatronics were just tossed in the parts in service for no reason at all. now, Afton wasn’t just gonna let Henry play him that easily, and then created yet more crazy tech, with animatronics that can blow ballons with their fingers, and fucking ice cream aswell, the Funtime animatronics, of which he also specifically designed to kill kiddies and stuff their bodies inside themselves without his action. Specifically programmed to get kiddies who are by themselves, far from the crowd. Afton also prevented his daughter from coming in contact from the child’s dream, so she inevitably sneaked to the specific robot known as baby, of which she had to do so by being far from human contact, and got killed by baby, and none of the kids knew because they was in another room shouting and stuff. So the dumbass lost two kids to his own creations. He coped through it though, moved the Funtime animatronics down to his (what is speculated, and also probable) giant ass basement under his house,made them into rentals from then on, and decided his next best action was to go to a newer, yet seemingly lower quality tech pizzeria, of which I am currently confused of considering I’m doing this from my own damn memory, to break down the og fnaf gang with his own damn bare hands, and this is where I may have screwed up, the scrapped gang of Freddy in fnaf 2, but what I do know is that Afton had seemingly tore them down to become to become… immortal? This is lore coming from the books, where he tears the robots down for “reminent” or something like that which somehow causes you to become immortal (I mean, if children posses the suits they were stuffed in, this isn’t too far fetched for the story), why he didn’t get their reminent right after killing them, I have no idea, maybe it only worked after they possessed something, idk, but either way, doing so caused the spirits of the kiddies ended up loose, and then cornered Afton down to a room, in which (I forgor whose spirit in specific) starts to chase hi around in. Now I didn’t mention this before, but I will now, Afton lured all the kiddies he killed by dressing up in the spring Bonnie costume, of which was a spring lock costume, which allowed for the robots endoskeleton to be removed and some stuff to be cranked back for enough space for a worker to get inside and preform, with also a huge risk of dying a horrible death. This very suit was in the room he was getting chased into, and for some reason he put it on for protection or something. Now, to explain it fully, animatronics have and endoskeleton of which has all the functioning stuff, and since the earliest version wasn’t as advanced as the others, and didn’t have the same fudged, they decided to make a mechanism of which all the things that hold up the endoskeleton in place can be cranked back with springs, for a human to preform in. The problem is that these can possibly snap shut, it’s like putting your fingers on a spring, and if you slightly move one, it will spring out and fling out. In this case, the ‘out’ is being covered by a humans body, and the spring is connected to the suit, and the springs can be tripped by moisture, due to the friction between the spring getting slippery. In the very mini game the room is shown some dripping water in the ceiling, of which caused the spring locks to snap shut, impaling Afton in literally every part of his body, causing his horrific death. Considering that anything that dies or is stuffed in something, ends up possessing it, our pal always comes back, but is a horrific corpse inside of a old damaged suit. Now, since this pizzeria wasn’t closed, they eventually found out Afton’s corpse and instead of cleaning up the mess, just downright close of the entire room as if it did not exist. Now let’s go back to Micheal, after having literally everyone in his family die, he probably decided that his best course of action would be to undo all the problems his father caused. He went to the first Freddy’s, where he was attacked by the robots, guess kids do resemble their murderous father’s appearance, of which he was able to survive by very obviously staying in the security office, and to make sure he didn’t get rejected for literally having a serial killer as his father, he used fake names, in this occasio, Jeremy Fritz, or something idk. At the end, he burnt down the entire restaurant in hopes that the spirits would be freed. Now I have no clue if these were the ones scrapped in the service room in fnaf 2, but they probably were. Michael then goes to this one, and does something with the robots, but didn’t burn down the pizzeria this time. I’m pretty sure the toy animatronics (the upgraded ogs not including mangle, mangle is theorized to have been possessed by Susie’s dog) weren’t possessed by any dead kiddies, therefore making it unnecessary for him to burn them down, but the restaurant did close down, most likely due to the Og robots. So later on, some idiot decided that it’d be a neat idea to make a horror attraction based on the missing kiddies and stuff, so he got ,what I think was the original pizzeria, made it creepy, and decided that he needed at least 1 animatronic to actually get customers. Luckily for him, the man himself inside a heavily damaged bunny suit was in the very location, of which afton probably used to his advantage and acted functional. Now of course, nobody knows that the animatronic with the smell of a decaying corpse knew that it had a decaying corpse inside of it, except our good pal Mike, and went to work there, survived his own psychotic father, and burnt the entire place down, thinking he freed the spirits of everyone. Now somehow, Afton survived, and was able to degrade his entire design somehow, and also told Mike before he eventually got spring locked that his sister was still somewhere down in the basement or something. Now considering fnaf 6, the puppet had seemed to escape, and re posses all the animatronics that were burnt down in the fire, into the Funtime animatronics somehow, since she had to literally be lured into a machine that was designed to catch her, yet did nothing but make her appear like Freddy, but that’s later. Now considering all the animatronics were put inside robots since before they were even teens, their mentality degraded, of which caused Mikes own sis to fool Mike into entering the scooping room, of which all the Funtime animatronics went to, combined themselves into one entity called Enard, and scooped out all of Mikes insides with the scooping room’s functions, and were finally human for around 30 years from their death. But, it’s common sense that using a corpse as a costume is: bodies rot, so Mikes skin eventually became as problematic as Enard walking around without it, so they vomited themselves out of Mikes skin, of which baby somehow predicted that just like his father, he wouldn’t die, and Mike fucking stands up while having no insides present. Now he talks to himself somehow expecting Afton to hear, of which he concludes with, he’s gonna find him. Fast forward a bit, The foos in Enard get mad that baby’s the one mainly in control or something, and kick her out of the gang, of which she somehow rebuilds a similar looking animatronic to baby, except all beat up, roles skate shoes, and a giant ass claw. A new Freddy’s restaurant opens, in which you are a co-founder or something, a job that should be pretty rare, of which Mike somehow got (explained later). But Afton, and Enard (now as Molten Freddy) and left (aka the puppet inside of a black Freddy costume lookin thing) all pull up on Mike before he does, and then has to survive his usual 7 nights. Then baby gives a monologue about how Mike was a fool and bunched up a ton of kiddies for them to scoop, of which then, The OG Henry cuts the bich off smoothly, and basically burns them all down, fooling everyone, except for Mike, kinda, Henry made sure that it was mike who got the job, dudes a corpse, it was supposed to be the end for everyone with a badass speech. Then Afton is put in a constant hell by one specific kiddie, the one speculated to be Golden Freddy, of which I did not mention and I’m sorry for doing so, and also k8nda doesn’t have much explanation until now, who for some reason has more power than the other kiddies, and keeps afton in constant suffering, of which a dude by the name of “Old man consequences” try’s to dis encourage and let everyone rest, who is also most likely Henry, but we don’t know. But then after everyone fucking dies, Afton is somehow still alive. How? Well he somehow became a hacker, and was able to transfer some of his consciousness into a chip (had to be before he got springlocked), of which ended up being put inside a virtual reality game that the Freddy’s company made in an attempt to clear their name, by showing every experience Mike had working in the restaurants. Considering the current times in the fnaf timeline are in like the 2030’s and above, most of the details weren’t available of the things that happened, so it worked. But, by playing the games you can find secret recordings of which ARE part of the lore, and necessary, of which are kinda journals of a worker. Some of these talk about her pal Jeremy (there are many Jeremys, due to a picture, the dude possessing Bonnie is named Jeremy), of whom was being attacked in the brain by afton, of which he ends up skinning off his face. Yep, and then she gives specific orders to not interact with the tapes, but then was screwed over by Afton like Jeremy, except she didn’t loose her mind as much, and then did a 180 and said to kill the digital version of afton, of which is a bunny, time made out of cloth and fabric instead of metallic insides and stuff, and was green due to it being rather glitchy, by collecting all of the tapes, and doing some stuff on the tv thingy, of which freed afton instead of killing him, causing the opportunity for him to screw over the brains of many other people, but he seems to tone down on that for some reason. Then later on, the Freddy entertainment company makes an entire ass mall for even newer robots, glamrock foxy (stfu and stop being a furry, this one has no excuse unlike toy chica),glamrock chica (not as thicc as toy chica but ehh, I guess), glamrock Freddy, and Monty gator. All them aren’t known if they inhibit a kiddie’s soul, but definitely have some form of consciousness, considering they have independent thoughts, actions, and emotions. Instead of the good ol’ Micheal, you’re a two year old who somehow stayed in the mall late, by fucking throwing himself into Freddy’s highly dangerous inside cavity of which isn’t designed to store kiddies, but is large enough to, somehow, without anyone knowing including Freddy. Although Freddy did pass out or something mid performance due to… idfk, but either way, all animatronics but Freddy and the goat sun (his name is SUN not SUNDROP, SUNDROP is the name of the candy based off of him) are trying to kill you or something, and it is very easy to know that Vanesa of whom is being mind controlled by afton, screwed around with the robots, as for Freddy cannot find you’re existence ever have been recorded (as for the year is much later (most likely) than before and that’s probably light work for the knock off Aftons), yet the others know your name of which is Gregory. Gregory has little to no context to him except a few stuff, of which is later, so to escape with your buddy Freddy, all you have to do is destroy your friend’s friends to rip their parts and claim them as your own, but there is a problem of which is, that one woman of whom was irrelevant for a while comes back looking similar to glitch trap, and hunts you down aswell, of which Freddy cannot see. Oh yeah you can also just hop into Freddy and they won’t know where you are even though you literally entered into Freddy right in front of them. Except for moon, sun’s “double personality” of which is activated after you make him mentally insane when you turned off the lights that one time he offered you safety and entertainment with the small rule of keeping the lights on, of which will screw you over even while inside Freddy.

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be 🐝 the ground 🌲 i fall 😬 on ❤️ be 🐝 the 😵 rope 🎻 that takes my breath 💨 away ❤️ be 🐝 the train 🚂 track 🚗 i lie 🥺 on be 🐝 the 🎉 toaster 🥯 in ⬇️ my 👆 bathtub 🧼 tonight ❤️

allow me to explain. so there is this woman from Messenger, as i woke up
to a bunch of DMs. we chatted for a bit, and then she asked to see me
on cam. so i did, and things got steamy. being the teen i am, the
hormones was raging in me. a few moments later, she showed me a
recording of me masturbating (i was playing along, and i was pressured
to). now, shes wanting 2500$ and i dont have that money, and she says if
i dont give her the money, shell post it on my fb and i think my
reputation is gonna be ruined. what do i do?

edit: i reported her to my local police and the state troopers. i am now
filing a statement and i am still keeping in touch with her in fears of
the leak i encourage you guys to NEVER open up unknown people in your
DMs, and if things get fishy, BLOCK THEM. edit 2: ok the state troopers
called, and they said to call Petersburg police since we're both in
alaska, im going to give them a call. wish me luck!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/uuauzn/guys\_help\_a\_woman\_is\_threatening\_me\_with\_my\_nudes/

You cosmically myopic pissant of an imbecile, you're taking *his* comment far too *figuratively*.

He was saying apropos of *nothing* that the poster of the original comment was a tall gentleman with a great deal of facial hair *compared* to a fifth grader, which is a generally true and almost always factual statement.

It had nothing do to with the video.

You're a travesty of yourself and you're too deep in delusion and piss-drunk on your own ignorance and the filth of your wretched mind to even comprehend how low you've sunk.

The people who know you in real life, your neighbors and your fifth grade teacher and all the rest, they're aghast at this... *trainwreck* youve devolved into. They write to the local paper to say so. They have an online chat group where they discuss your failings with heavy hearts. They use emojis. And *not* the good ones.

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is bullshit!

Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.

I hate shitting. You have to drop whatever you're doing, run over to your cold-ass bathroom, sit on that cold-ass bowl, squeeze some logs out, and then... oh no... you got shit all over your ass hair!

Now you have to wipe 50 billion fucking times just to get your ass to a semi-clean state, and even though you KNOW there is probably still a shit particle hanging around in there you have to call it good at 99% because you would never get off the toilet otherwise.

So then you have to get off the toilet, look at your fucking disgrace sitting in the bowl, flush it, and then wash your hands as the smell of shit permeates your nostrils. I hate shitting.

❖ Murdered 60,000,000 - 100,000,000 of its own people.

❖ Denies basic human rights and the most basic of freedoms to 1.4 billion people.

❖ Kills 88,000 Americans every year by illegally exporting Fentanyl to the US via Mexican drug cartels.

❖ Massacred thousands of students who protested at Tiananmen Square in 1989.

❖ Illegally occupied Tibet, East Turkestan, Inner Mongolia, Aksai Chin, Shaksgam, the Pamir Valley, Manchuria, Yunnan, Macau, and Hong Kong

❖ Terrorizes 24,000,000 people in Taiwan and threatens them with imminent military invasion on a daily basis.

❖ Forcibly harvests the organs of persecuted ethnic and religious minorities such as Muslims, Christians, Tibetans, and Falun Gong (not to mention tens of thousands of political prisoners) to operate a rapidly growing medical black market worth $1 billion a year.

❖ Locks up millions of Uyghur Muslims in concentration camps, where they are subjected to severe forms of torture, rape, forced abortions, slavery, and forced organ harvesting.

❖ Implemented a neo-colonialist system in sub-Saharan Africa, using soft power and debt traps to extort and coerce African nations to repay political favors in the form of voting with China in the United Nations, or breaking ties with Taiwan. The predatory loans allows the CCP to easily manipulate African markets and seize control of the exports and trade of their debtors.

❖ Is responsible for a third of all CO2 emissions worldwide.

❖ Leads the world in illegal, unreported, and unregulated fishing.

❖ Threatens the environment by exploiting mineral resources in illegally occupied territories such as Tibet and East Turkestan.

❖ Threatens to destroy the ecology of neighbouring countries by artificially inducing drought and floods though water diplomacy (cf. Mekong).

❖ Is the world’s number one threat to wildlife, owing to legalized commercial farming of wild animals such as tigers, bears, and rhinos. China is the world’s largest market for illegal wildlife products - and the market continues to grow.

❖ Is responsible for releasing a new virus which killed millions of people worldwide.

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Patterson + You hated the 20-year-old girl battle royale in America + You didn't watch the Morbius crocodile movie morbillion times + You didn't use the gay cord on the guitar + you don't think neofascist Italian Avengers chasing Joker is an example of "society" + You got mad over the main character being a Mary Sue for discovering springtrap in the first FNaF movie even though you ignored the movies being rated "g" + It's your own fault for eating Mongol made Opiom laced food that you turned into Patrick from SpongeBob with missing limbs + You have a terrible spinky spoink + You think the delta system > the metric system + Face it, you'll never be as happy as Lego Homer Simpson when he received some moss + You're a fascist if you didn't eat antifa ice cream + you don't think Sonic: The Industrial Revolution was the best sonic game + You didn't eat enough child livers and you cannot level up now + creepy ham + The mitochondrian is the powerhouse of the cell, not the chlamydia + You don't think the crab god is our lord and saviour + tornadoes are normal weather, what are you on about? + It's not an apocalypse, it's just a storm + You think the OG avocados are better than the kinder avocados + You have boomy vibes + You went to the deception orgy

allow me to explain. so there is this woman from Messenger, as i woke up to a bunch of DMs. we chatted for a bit, and then she asked to see me on cam. so i did, and things got steamy. being the teen i am, the hormones was raging in me. a few moments later, she showed me a recording of me masturbating (i was playing along, and i was pressured to). now, shes wanting 2500$ and i dont have that money, and she says if i dont give her the money, shell post it on my fb and i think my reputation is gonna be ruined. what do i do?

edit: i reported her to my local police and the state troopers. i am now filing a statement and i am still keeping in touch with her in fears of the leak i encourage you guys to NEVER open up unknown people in your DMs, and if things get fishy, BLOCK THEM. edit 2: ok the state troopers called, and they said to call Petersburg police since we're both in alaska, im going to give them a call. wish me luck!

I saw a girl almost get gangbanged once. I did what any gentleman would do and jumped in front of her shielding her, sucking, jerking, grinding the offenders away one by one, well one by four. The maiden’s dignity was safe.

Laying there, vision a white blur, I reached outward to her. “Bobs….open…bo-, vagene to me..” then I passed out. Never saw her again.

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LOOK TURK! I'm tired of see ur comments. Your race is mixed china/mongol/Greek/Arab. I'm Italian, my home is betiful. Ur home is dessert. My leader napoleon, ur leader is erdogan 😂😂 you think you can bully my brother Greece. But we will bully you. (Me and Greece). Soon you will have a taste of my roman ancestors FORZA ITALIA 🇮🇹🇮🇹 AND u call ur empire ottoman but it's actually ottwoman (becoz you are cry)

In all fairness Elon only tried to pay for sex with horse, he is a very generous person. 1 Sex for one horse is much better than the historical rate of 4 cows for a lifetime of marriage. 4 cows for lots of sex for the rest of your life or 1 horse for one sex. It’s hard to get the exact rate of conversion between 4 cows and 1 horse, but with the added factor of time to contextualise the offer, then 1 horse for 1 sex is indeed a higher value offer than 4 cows for lifetime marriage. Of course the ultimate value depends on what the animals are used for.

Besides, Elon is a real life ironman because they both want to save the world. Henceforth Elon Musk = Pony Stark.

Anyway people are just jealous of his success. He is world most successful marketer. He invented many innovative innovations such as the worlds first ever electric car, and he invented money use on internet.

And by this time next year Elon has promised the car will fully drive itself. It is only one year or less away from happening and It will drive me away to a place where everyone can appreciate and be grateful for the new world that is born.

I think one day he will take us to the moon (but real) and then Mars (but fake) and he will leave all those who cast FUD against him on Mars (but fake) and us faithful will join Elon and his children on nibiru.

I can’t wait to see the look on the jealous faces.

And then she will wish she just took the horse as Mars (but fake) is not be a suitable environment for horses and there are none there (on Mars (but fake)).

Edit: downvote all you want, the future is still Elonmusk you triggered liberals. No horse for you either.

I play online chess, and sometimes I lose.

It humbles me zero.

You may be better than me at this game you autistic fuck but in the game of life you would lose to me in every metric humans can possibly fathom.

You’re a nerd cunt who rightfully would cower in my presence.

This is an open and shut case of The Hat Lady. Classic Hat Lady behavior. I usually only see her after railing 30 benadryls.

So apparently people were asking me about The Hat Lady lore. The Hat Lady is NOTHING like The Hat Man. They aren't even related. She is a strong and independent Hat Demon, and she needs NO MAN. Don't believe their lies, queens and kings. If anyone ever tells you otherwise, they aren't only a fool but they know nothing about THE HAT Cinematic UNIVERSE (HCU) lore.

No, you clearly don't know The Hat Lady, so let me clue you in. I am not drowsy, Skylar. I am the allergy medication. A spider opens up a packet of Benadryl and gets high, and you think that of me? No. I am the one WHO RAILS.

I only know my Hat Lady. Each Hat Lady is personalized like a starting Pokemon, and I picked them all. Except for Chikorita. Even in a parody metaphor nobody picks Chikarotia. And it hurts me to say that. I digress, lets talk about doing 30 benadryls with my boys:

After hitting those bennies, you go on a night on the town. After a few hours killing time at dive bars, it comes forth, my great terror in the night after a casual outing of doing a bena-binge with my bena-boys. We fucking crush those allergy pills, ain't no fucking flowers messing with our guy's night. My bena-boys already got my back when we are bena-tripping. Walgreens and CVS fear our boys night. Then after returning home from a proud rally...

Like clockwork.... The Hat Lady Arrives. The protagonist of this shonen manga. An Empress among Queens. Her legion of spiders start swarming me and my boys. We try to sleep in my aunt's living room, but The Hat Lady is already manifest. It terrifies me, but guess what? That is the troll toll you pay to get into that Hat Lady's Hole. I am going to let those allergy medication summoned spiders consume me. There are no hats other than The Hat Lady. There are no Spiders other than Bully Maguire.

But what of the Hat Lady? What does she mean???: Do you ask of what is the symbolism of Lars von Trier or Guillermo del Toro film??? No. Of course not. Art is meant to be just that. Art. Sometimes you have giant monsters fight robots and Willem Dafoe smash his cock with a hammer. Life isn't made to make sense. Only The Hat Lady is constant. Demanding I answer the question of "why are you here??"

This brings us to the point of you asking "dude, what is the meaning of this incoherent shit? What does this have to do with The Legendary Hat Lady??" It comes full circle:

A feminist icon? Without question, Judith Butler screams out in the night to be a Hat Lady. An elite guard. A soul guide? There are no souls guided without The Hat Lady, the river Styx fears her wisdom. A savior? You look at the vibrant golden rays of our hat wearing savior while tripping balls on 30 benadryls and tell me that isn't our final requiem of her symphony?? The melody of Hat Lady? A goddess manifest. Does the Hat Lady mean freedom? It has no true answer.

What The Hat Lady is.... is entirely up to you. You are unbound. No chains bind you, my bena-bro.