von neumann would be so pissed at how simple mainstream (x86_64, rv64, aarch64) assembly is and that the von neumann architecture is still in use and would become a cuda purist, but let's not kill the author for the millionth time shall we

@theorytoe (but im chinese so this is an unfair comparison)

@theorytoe i use 6 fingers and it's very noisy, on the rare occasion i manage to touch type without dropping my accuracy to 40% i get this

rėk jei myli lietuvą 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹

@theorytoe i still need to learn touch typing

@sam if you read that paragraph again, he's saying theyre going to solve climate change by killing illegals (he linked a wikipedia article about an ICE detention camp specifically for detaining undocumented illegals temporaily), which is an extremely racist and incorrect assumption that bipocs, specifically illegals attempting to enter the northern hemisphere are the reason for climate change

he also mentions healthcare, which is a problem specifically for the united states, but even while living in the netherlands the american mind believes american domestic issues are global issues

the whole article seems to be written in a paranoid frenzy after getting too high on legal amsterdam weed

@Griffith asdfmovie

@RustyCrab seconded, its insane how bad they are

the negrification vortex is inescapable, resistance is futile

nigga has become so irrelevant nobody has even bothered to bring it up here, i really wonder what the thought process is behind humiliating yourself like this
https://drewdevault.com/2025/06/09/2025-06-09-Unionize-or-die.html

never go full retard, negrification vortexes may appear near you

@Inginsub @genmaicha @sun I'm slowly coming around to the idea that on your 50th birthday you should just be put down by the state

yacc (yadaa caeritai caeritai)

Benevolent Dictator For Life implies dictators are malevolent and do not reign for life, which are both false

nevermind, i regret even mentioning programming

@sam at least have a taste of real typeclasses and sum types instead of whatever g* simulacrates with interfaces and errnil if you get the chance, but i still don't know if you still code for fun or not, in the latter case you shouldn't, https://nitter.net/aramh/status/1930610491186954361

not to say there aren't a bunch of stuff that g* doesn't do well like having its own backend, https://nitter.net/aramh/status/1930623228902293851, but its overreliance on the presumption that its users are lobotomites is slowly starting to show cracks, like with the On|No retardation: https://go.dev/blog/error-syntax

@sam you managed to answer your own question, but at least you know how to write elixir