@sam woah that would be crazy

@RustyCrab jellyroll be like

Mixing things up by having someone else write on my blog, thank you @grumbulon

https://blog.froth.zone/sam/guest-post-blogust-30th-the-decay-of-the-angel

@zero @sam real

I should cook some eggs

@cassidyclown @RustyCrab everyone except crab worked, it must've just been the machine elves wanting to keep us apart

@sam one of the kids stole it for entertainment

@benis_redux @RustyCrab

@RustyCrab its done

@sam also I watched some BS yesterday where a guy drank 6 bottles of wine the world is going mad

@RustyCrab I definitely hit the check mark this time since I'm on a real computer no way to fat finger it

@sam 32 PIZZAS 32 CHICKEN NUGGETS 55 BURGERS 55 HOT DOGS 155 TATER TOTS

@RustyCrab its fuckin broken its so over

@RustyCrab weird, I don't see it try again maybe I hit deny by accident

@RustyCrab did you have it hot or cold

@nuko might be time to invest in Soviet era sunlamp nephew

@nuko are you unable to eat mushrooms or fatty fish (salmon par exemple)? I believe those are good supplemental sources if direct sunlight isn't possible

@waifu I would rather see creativity than rampant negativity

@creamqueen *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* NOW THATS A DAME

@creamqueen I saw a girl cosplaying as "Miku Durst" earlier but forgot to screenshot it