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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons “notch” and “jeb”. I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don’t want them to get bullied and feel like it’s dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I’d rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I’m pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids “notch” and “jeb”. AITA?

Dear Quandale and Jamal What's up guys, It's Quandavious Bingleton here, and I just wanna say I've been arrested for multiple crimes. Crimes such as battery on a police officer, prostitution armed robbery, blackmail, torture, and the cause of Devious Watson's assassination. I'm currently in death row prison right now, the death will occur in just 4 days on may 5th 2023, at exactly midnight. Try to think of an escape plan as fast as we can, and if this prison escape will go successful, our plan is to completely change our identities. And we will create a show company named Snike, that will make us possibly be one of the richest people in the world if this goes successful. But we can't do all of this unless we start from step 1, so think of an escape plan! (edited)

may 1st 2023, sent from invisible apple watch

Just tried to watch some rn and honestly it suckks. I just don't see how our culture seems to be so wrapped up in porn and shit I guess because of access I get it but like it sucks I can't imagine subscribing to OF or some boring ass shit and paying to watch any of it. It's not even that fun to watch. I just do it as some aid in the biological urge to nut off once a week. There was a time I remember where I thought porn was on this uptrend I remember seeing more HQ and almost art level productions. Super hot girls. Like girls just kept getting hotter. We had serious talent like August Ames (RIP). Now the girls are boring af and most of it sucks there is still some good porn being made but most of it is just cell phone OF bs. The same old hoes over and over, usually basic white bitches with tats or some stupid shit like pink or green hair. These new hoes like have no enthusiasm almost dead inside. Just yawn. Male performers are lacking also. I'm done watching this boring ass shit!!!

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I WANNA GO BAREBACK WITH A SILVERBACK

I WANNA COOM WITH A BABOON

I WANNA GET FUNKY WITH A MONKEY

I WANNA EAT THE FETUS OF A RHESUS

I WANNA HAVE A VERVET BE MY PERVERT

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Hello Steven. I have become aware that you suffer from Major Depressive Disorder. In front of you is a box of chocolates, a puppy, a kitten, a person to talk to, and plenty of amenities to keep you cozy. In 16 hours all of these things will be taken away, whether you have fulfilled your use for them or not. and you will be unable to use them again, doomed to never find this set-up again until you have a wife and house. Tick Tock Steven

I’m tired of people saying twitter and reddit to take a shower

Showering is an extremely dumb and worthless task, it’s so worthless. I don’t know why people are encouraged to shower more.Here why:

Why the fuck do shower? To keep clean? WHY???? You know that how many times you shower your smell still gonna come back.So why must we waste water such a VALUABLE resource for something so time consuming so idiotic that will just end in nothing

Instead we as a society should normalize not showering and adapt to each other’s smell.Like me I have not shower for three months and my girlfriend already accepted me.But these past few week she just comes here to ask for money and she apparently has some hickeys on her neck that I don’t remember giving her.

So in conclusion showering is what fuckers do to have “basic human decency” STOP THAT

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Like the title says. My girlfriend jerked me off when I was asleep and She's convinced that it wasn't weird cause it's me. We have talked about waking the other up with sex (so it's not like I feel violated or anything) but we've never actually done it. My only problem is that she didn't wake me up to enjoy it. She bet that I wouldn't put it on the internet so here it is.

Edit: Everyone is wondering why I didn't wake up. It's because I worked a double that night.

Edit again: I didn't actually finish.

This is how I envision it: I am a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient fuck-toy.

For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his cock is stroked raw.

Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear shits. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly shit and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.

After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to fuck his brains out, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, ‟YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!”. I am generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.

I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out ‟NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.

He tries to fight me off, but I pin him down and powerfully thrust my all-american cock harder into his poop chute as blood begins to build up and gush out of his torn asshole. I can not contain myself any longer, so I quickly pull out my 1911 and put a bullet through the back of Hitler’s head. Brain matter and skull fragments paint the wall, which makes me break through to my climax.

I raise my right arm up to the ceiling. I yell out ‟SEIG HEIL!” as my cock begins to rapidly pulsate. I quickly thrust my cock to the hilt deep inside of him. I throw my head back with a loud ‟FUUUUCK!” as I spew what feels like a gallon of american semen deep inside his german asshole.

I pull my bloody cock out of his booty tube and watch in excitement as my thick load begins to leak out of his ass. Heavily breathing, I fall back and begin to fade out, as I watch a group of american soldiers burst into the room, guns drawn.

I wake up in the hospital, in which I’m told that I’m prised as an american hero for stopping World War 2.

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Thing you have ever done to an antisocial 36 year old man living with his parents and spends 16 hours a day browsing reddit?

so i did something great......

I masturbated for 8 hrs without cumming at day, then i masturbated at night and came so much that i started to feel dizzy. It's been a little more than 1 hr and i am still feeling dizzy and dick is getting hard again 😭......

This first happened when i searched up rule 34 fortnite, and i got mega addicted. i used to go up to my friends talk about lnyx magnificent big booty, since then i have no friends and cant recover. I talked too my therapist about this but hes not helping. Everytime I look at a mirror i see a fortnite skin doing the emote, party hips and i sweat. Please Help

[source](https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/u5ewet/i_cant_stop_talking_about_fortnite_skins_it_gets/)

He made a career out of producing insane beats. Who gives a fuck if he cant play guitar? No one gives a fuck about dinosaur music, Ok? No one important gives a fuck about anyone who can play guitar. Rock music has been dead for a while, and it's the fans who killed it. The fans are a bunch of virgins who idolize the act of playing analog music. They're a bunch of modern day nerds and music snobs. Go to a TOOL concert anf you'll see exactly what I'm talking about: elitist, anti-social in the worst ways, no fashion sense, baseball caps, creepers, usually not atheltic...etc. Basically, the fan base embodies everything that repels hot women.

If you can't get hot women interested in your music, then you are absolutely doing music the wrong way nowadays. Led zepplin, pink floyd, acdc, Iron Maiden...etc. these are all dinosaur bands. The era has come and gone, only a bunch of losers listen to this kind of music. The "I was born in the wrong generation" kids.

Dj Khaled has made some insanely popular beats and has gotten pretty far in his music career despite not knowing how to play guitar. That says more about the guitar than it does about him.

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I'm not gay but I'm pakistani and honestly I'm not even going to lie sometimes I have fantasies where a big dicked Afghan kidnaps me off the streets of Peshawar and keeps me locked under a staircase on a leash. He feeds me once every day and forces me to wear dresses and makeup and little chastity cages on my penis to humiliate me.



I imagine that he slowly degrades me further and further until I have no pride left and then he finally comes up behind me as I sleep on the dirty cracked marble floor and tears my little pink panties that he made me wear straight off of my bussy. I imagine that my weak, starved body feels a jolt of pain as he inserts his monster fucking cock deep into my anus. I moan in a mix of pain and pleasure as he slowly starts pushing and pulling his penis inside my ass.



I pretend I don't like it and want him to stop, but secretly I love being his little bussy Twink paki slave. He enjoys himself for a while before my anus gets all warm, he is cumming inside me. He pulls out his huge cock and inserts it straight into my mouth, I gargle on it as he starts humping my mouth. My spit trying desperately to escape my mouth as It starts foaming. He again thrust and thrusts until he cums Inside my mouth, his cum tasting sweet like nectar.



I imagine him then at the end slowly dropping the act, calling me his little slave, and cuddling me until I fall asleep, and I imagine myself waking up with a butt plug in my ass, my anus us only for him to use.

sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days.

next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.

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