# Thank you r/SandyCheeksCockVore for saving my life

Recently, I was diagnosed with depression and testicular cancer. I wanted at least my final months to be happy, so i browsed through Reddit hoping I found something wholesome. But alas, nothing worked. Not [r/eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyebleach/), not [r/WholesomeMemes](https://www.reddit.com/r/WholesomeMemes/), not even [r/AmongUsPorn](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmongUsPorn/). I was about to give up, when a friend of mine reccomended me this place. At first, i was sceptical. Mainly for the reason that nothing else worked, so why would this. And then, I saw the picture. I was both curious and charmed. The charisma of that fat, juicy cock, made me feel safe. That it's insides would protect me from everything. Since then, i check this subreddit 24/7 to see new things. I might be addicted, but i don't want to return to reality. This may be my final post, but atleast I won't regret it. Goodbye, Reddit.

Dont get me wrong I'm not actually gay Im just a straight dude with a fetish for dick. Every now and then I get a craving for some dick. Especially when I see a nice thick juicy looking dick to suck on. I wouldn't mind sucking a dude off and maybe would let them penetrate me but that's about it. Is there Any other straight dudes on here that can relate? How do you guys feel?

I don't know what's happening but I am done with it. A contingent of shitty trolls has started stirring up shit and seem to be interested in driving people either out of here or into 196cord. They are clearly all in cahoots and they are all toxic and full of shit.

What's worse: goblin isn't letting us do our job as mods and has reverted our (justifiable) bans twice on one of these people. If we can't do our job I am not interested in mod and if we can't have a sane and safe environment to chat and hang out I am finished.

Some of you have been great. If you want to keep being friends awesome. All of you: I would be cautious of the following people (and likely even more) since they seem suspicious to me. Later y'all.

Tenko#5839

jarnjarn#0348

Casey#0108

Corey#5513

Coffy#2410

Heinz\_05#9402

Poly#8811

I had no idea that people could be aroused by poorly executed penmanship of adolescent prurient vulgarities. You and those train freaks might want to take a different conveyance to the nearest psychiatric hospital and figure out what type of neurological disorder causes your aberrant behavior. They probably have a pill for that.

Oh, and if you're going to make jokes about masturbation, you might want to borrow a dictionary to find out how it's spelled. Or maybe just use smaller words, like wank, jag, fap, etc.

I’m 14. I have never gotten sexually assaulted before.

However I have been physically assaulted. When I was 11, I got beaten up by a bunch of bullies. I was bleeding everywhere, I had to spend 2 weeks in the hospital and my bullies were charged with aggravated assault.

And you guys complain about someone touching you in places you don’t want to be touched, or being, kissing or having your penis sucked. How is that even nearly as bad as what I went through.

Your sexual assault is a joke compared to the physical assault I dealt with at 11. I’ve gotten over it, and you guys act like a sexual assault that happened at 16 is still affecting you at 30.

You act like you guys were the one faced the trauma. Shut the actual fuck up.

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Ganyu so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Liuye I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Ganyu. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Ganyu's tight goatpussy. I want her to have my mutant human/goat babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors goat. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Ganyu again.

You don't know me but, I'm stuck in a wheelchair. Ever since the inebriated Nissan had shattered both my legs, I had been suffering my whole life. The medicos had to rush me to the hospital or I would drain all of my blood. Two days later, the Doc confronted me and my parents. He verbally expressed I can't ambulate for the rest of my life. My mother busted into tears and my Dad collapsed to his knees. A few months pass, and I'm living a life without legs in my house in Florida. I'm now preponderant, but every night, I auricularly discern my mother weep in her room, and they mumble prayers. But now, you've remedied me. I got out of my wheelchair just to shut off your semi-literate, cancerous, germ-spewing music.

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity

The year is 2028. The second English civil war, German anarchy, Turkish civil war, Italian wars, Balkan conflagration, second Russian warlord period and Iberian wars are all fully implemented. The only European countries not totally balkanized into warring states are Sweden and Finland.

You get a reddit notification: A new leak. The Finno-Korean hyperwar patch is live. At last, every possible tile in Europe is able to break into an independent warlord. You boot up the game: It crashes because the devs ran out of country tags for all the countries. And then your PC explodes from trying to simulate all the nations at five speed.

A tear falls from your eye: its perfect. The true potential of TNO has been reached, as every nation on earth (except the USA) goes up in civil war flames. For the first time in years you get up from your computer, as you realize that no experience will ever match watching TNO wars happen in real time as NASA struggles to track all the virtual units.

As you step outside your mind is clear: you must finish the job. Civil war itself is now a TNO reference, and with the game itself reaching apotheosis there is only one possible reference to make. Thousands of TNO gamers just like you leave their moms basements: it is time to start a civil war in their own nation, so that the people may experience a taste of the highest form of gaming that TNO has brought to you.

And somewhere in the background, pacifica is still trying to convince people that "ultra-visionary socialism" isn't a real thing.

Alrighty, let's say that hypothetically, I have 3 people (kids) in my basement. And let's also say, HYPOTHETICALLY, there are eight SWAT vans outside my house. Hypothetically I have 8 minutes to escape. How would I hypothetically escape. I need answers and in the next 8 minutes. Please.

Let's also say hypothetically I have now 7 minutes left. And hypothetically the the SWAT are trying to burst through my door. What is a hypothetical plan to stop them.

I have hypothetically 6 minutes. Hurry.

Hypothetically 5 now. And the SWAT have hypothetically burst down the door. I am going to hypothetically jump out the window.

Alright last brain teaser. Once I have hypothetically jumped out of the window I have been stopped by SWAT. Now, let's say hypothetically they found the 3 kids in the basement. Let's say hypothetically I am now going to prison. How will I escape. (Hypothetically)

((Please help))

(((Hypothetically)))

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My goofy ahh uncle was holding me captive and enforcing me to watch Crispy Concords videos. My buddy, Quintavious Barnacle Jones Jr got smacked with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to No Maidens. My grandpa punched me in the head at 90mph and I was paralyzed from the waist up.

Hi all, first post here. Me (15f) and my boyfriend (17m) have been dating for a year now. Its been going great but there is one issue. Whenever we get into an argument (which is often) he pulls down his pants and strokes his dick until he cums on me. Its disgusting and he can do it really quickly, which is kind of disturbing. Ive tried to break up with him over this, but he cries and guilt trips me into staying, which leads to more arguments. He always aims for my thighs. Ive told him to stop multiple times but he says its a fetish of his and that i should support him. Any help with this would be appreciated. Thanks.

SHOW YOUR DICK AND BALLS IF U SUPPORT UKRAINE 🇺🇦❤️ THEY NEED YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER ❤️🇺🇦❤️ DROP A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS AND TESTICLES DOWN BELOW TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT, SHOW YOUR PENIS IF YOU SUPPORT UKRAINE 🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦❤️

Hi all, first post here. Me (15f) and my boyfriend (17m) have been dating for a year now. Its been going great but there is one issue. Whenever we get into an argument (which is often) he pulls down his pants and strokes his dick until he cums on me. Its disgusting and he can do it really quickly, which is kind of disturbing. Ive tried to break up with him over this, but he cries and guilt trips me into staying, which leads to more arguments. He always aims for my thighs. Ive told him to stop multiple times but he says its a fetish of his and that i should support him. Any help with this would be appreciated. Thanks.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship\_advice/comments/tz5yfo/my\_boyfriend\_cums\_on\_me\_when\_hes\_angry/](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/tz5yfo/my_boyfriend_cums_on_me_when_hes_angry/)

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Last night my gf (22) and I (19m) were fooling around in bed. We like being silly, especially when it relates to sex. The two of us took turns demonstrating how the other person behaves during sex. My gf went first. She pretended to be me in my most primal state. She (now me) flipped me onto my stomach and thrusted into me from behind to simulate me fucking her in the doggy style position. She thrusted into me really fast and really hard before twitching like she's being electrocuted and rolling over to recover. She was done faster than it took me to finish writing this sentence. Inaccurate. But hilarious.

Then it was my turn to be my gf. Since she mocked me in the doggy style position, I decided to do the same to her. So, there I was, face down ass up without my boxers on. Completely in character. On top of my exaggerated moaning, I was also biting my bottom lip and spreading my butt cheeks while looking like I'm either experiencing excruciating pain or extreme pleasure. At that moment my gf was still enjoying my performance. She was laughing and playfully tossing pillows at me. However, it all went downhill when I decided to mimic how my gf talks dirty.

My gf has a lisp, and she stutters. It's something she's insecure about, which I understand, but it's something I love about her because it makes her even more adorable to me. So, in the heat of the moment, while I was still pretending to be my gf, I switched from moaning to screaming at the top of my lungs "YEEETHHH DUH-DUH-DADDY". My gf stopped laughing. The fun and games came to an abrupt end. Tension took over. Without wasting any time, I apologized for being dumb and insensitive and promised never to do that again.

In spite of my apology, my gf gave me the cold shoulder and opted for an Uber ride back to her house. Nothing I said convinced her not to go. This was supposed to be our weekend alone together. My roommate is away for a few days. It was meant to be the two of us. Now I'm all on my own. This morning I received a message from my gf saying she's no longer interested in being my plus one at my brother's upcoming wedding and I should give her some space.

Tl:dr Gf and I decided to make fun of the way the other one fucks. I took the joke too far by making fun of the way my gf stutters with a lisp when she talks dirty. I think I'm single now.

Freddy would NOT be High 0. Actually in the scope of the FNAF franchise, Freddy himself has lacklustre feats. He only typically moves in the dark, which reduces his viability greatly. You can also track him by audio perfectly, so once you memorise his movements, he loses basically all viability.

He should be no higher than Chica and Bonnie once you get past his weakness, though maybe one can argue he is slightly higher due to his ability to destroy visual electronic feeds, which could be quite OP on stealth operations. However, Freddy himself has little feats and showings due to his lack of appearance in the first night. It is LUDICRUOUS to suggest he is Tier 0 given he is not the strongest in the verse, not EVEN in the first game.

Consider Golden Freddy, who one cannot escape from, who has the ability to shapeshift (as shown in the Second game), is incorporeal, can teleport and possess people; as well as send them to hell as shown by William Afton in Ultimate Custom Night.

The fact you even JOKINGLY suggest fucking BASIC BITCH Freddy is a High 0 shows you are not a TRUE fan, and you should leave the server, immediately

COMMON COLORS:


-White:Default

-Brown:Nut 10 times to unlock this color.

-Gray:Nut 25 times to unlock this color.

-Black:Nut 50 times to unlock this color.

-Beige:Nut 75 times to unlock this color.

-Maroon:Nut 100 times with the 100th nut being shot using the helicopter method.


UNCOMMON COLORS:


-Red:Get 25 nuts using the helicopter method.

-Yellow:Shoot your cum to a distance of at least 15 feet away.

-Blue:Jump up as you cum and land your cum inside a cup.

-Green:Nut 10 times in a single jerking session to the same thing without stopping.

-Orange:Nut while sick or having a headache.

-Purple:Nut 125 times with the 125th nut being shot into a toilet using the sniping method.


RARE COLORS:


-Pink:Nut to something really weird(Does not count pedophiliac content,that is illegal and horrible and you will lose all progress and have your account terminated)

-Lime:Nut while eating something spicy.

-Amber:Nut to a really old porn video from 1896.

-Teal:Nut inside a public restroom.

-Mustard:Show your cock to another cock.

-Indigo:When caught masturbating,look at your assailant in the eyes.


EPIC COLORS(PATTERNS BEGIN TO APPEAR HERE):


-Ruby:Obtain a condom and nut inside it.

-Sapphire:Nut inside the ocean 4 times in a row.

-Emerald:Nut at school 35 times.

-Gold:Nut 2,000 times.

-Silver:Nut while shitting in the shower.

-Diamond:Nut on 20 inanimate objects.

-Pearl:Nut 2,500 times.

-Platinum:Charge up your cum for 50 days and let it rip on day 50 on a toilet seat.


LEGENDARY COLORS:


-Woodland MARPAT camoflauge:Nut while wearing the same colors as your surroundings at exactly 6:54 PM MST.

-Bloodied:Have blood cum out instead of cum.
The rest are unknown as of now.