Many people think water is better than milk. This would be incorrect, because water is actually
better. The first reason milk is better than water is because it’s just not. Milk is not good.
The second reason water is better than milk is because water constraints lots of
nutrients compared to milk. Milk is known for its lack of nutrients.
The third reason milk is better than water is because it tastes really good. Water is the
best tasting liquid ever and milk doesn’t compare. Milk is so bad.
Some people think milk is better than water. This is true. But it is also not true because
milk is better than water.
In conclusion, water is better than milk because milk constraints nutrients. Milk is the
best.

Ok 👌 so I'm 💘 not gay 🌈 but 🍑 I'm 💘 Swedish 🇸🇪 and have a fantasy 😴 where Germany 🇩🇪 win 🏆 world 🌎 war 🔫💣 two ✌ and Sweden 🇸🇪 needs 👉 to export 📲 aryan 👱👱‍♀️👱‍♂️ twink 😜 boipussy ❗🤤🍑 slaves ⛓ to high ⬆ ranking 📈🏔 SS 🅰 officers 👮‍♂️ for pleasure 🙏. I 👁 imagine 🤯💭 I'm 💘 a shy 😊 little 👌😩😤 blonde 💁🏼 twink 😜 with smooth 💨 pale 👻 skin 👨 and being brought 👜 into komedant heinrichs bedroom 🛌 to give 🎁 him 👴 pleasure 🙏. He 👨 is a tall 👆 broad 👯 shoulders 💪 kraut with a jawline 😲 that could cut 🔪 a diamond 💎 and with massive 😂 daddy 😂 muscles 💪 and I'm 💘 a pathetic 😂 skinny 💅🏻👑 little 👌 boipussy ❗🤤🍑 twink 😜. He 👨 pulls 🐙 me into his 💦 arms 💪 force 👮 kissing 💋😘 me and pressing 😥 my chest ⚰📦 against 🚫😤 his 💦. He 👨 pins 📎 me down 🔻 on 🔛 the bed 🛏🛌 tearing 😭 my cute 😏 lil 🐣 virgin 🔐 panties 👙🦀 off 📴, he 👨 has waited 🚏 for this for a long 🍆 time ⏰. He 👥 teases 😩🍆 my boipussy 🍑🍆 with his 💦 massive 🌐 thicc 🍑🎅🏼 German 🇩🇪 cock 🍆 and then he 👨 goes 🏃 all 💯 in. Fucking 🖕 me with a force 🖐 I've 👁 never 🚫 felt 😁 before 😂. Every 💯 thrust 😫 makes 🖕 him 👴 moan 😰 with pleasure 😩🙏. I 👁 love ❤💔 the fact 📕 I 👁 give 🎁 him 👴 pleasure 🙏. He 👨 cums 🐭💦 deep 😱 into my sissy swede guts 🤤, breeding 🍑🍆👉 my booty 🍑🕳 hole 🕳 then he 👥 cuddles 🤗 me with his 💦 strong 💪 masculine 💪🍆👀 German 🇩🇪 arms 💪 until I 👁 fall 🛬🍂 asleep 😴 on 🔛 his 💦 chest ⚰📦.

Any other straight 💩📏 guys 👨 have similar 👱 fantasies 😴?

m21 I used to enjoy normal porn but in the last 3 years i started to watch trans porn than gay porn now i feel like i wanna get fucked in the ass or give some guy or ts BJ and that's the only way that makes me cum

what should i do ?

I was only nine years old. I loved Bulbasaur so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Bulbasaur every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Bulbasaur is love", I would say, "Bulbasaur is life". My rival hears me and calls me an amateur. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Bulbasaur. I called him Buttface. He smells me later. I'm crying now and my ego hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Bulbasaur. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Bulbasaur". He grabs me with his powerful vines, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my bag for Bulbasaur. He penetrates my pokeball. It shakes so much, but I do it for Bulbasaur. I can feel my pokeball shaking as my eyes start to water. I push Down+B against his force. I want to please Bulbasaur. It stills with a mighty click, as he fills my pokeball with his love. My rival walks in. Bulbasaur looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Bulbasaur". Bulbasaur leaves through my pokeball. Bulbasaur is love. Bulbasaur is life.

I can't speak for everyone, but I have no dog in this fight. I'm a struggling lower middle class american still trying to recover from being uprooted by COVID.

I know deep down that Ukraine doesn't have a chance.

But the stuff that's been posted, the Ukrainian people's mighty words, the images of hope and stories of bravery are very inspiring.

Seeing such courage in the face of hell helps me find my own courage to fight through my own struggles.

What you call la-la-land, I call inspiring the world to stand up and face your hardships with hope in your heart.

There was a kid who posted the morning after the invasion how he and his mom and grandma were stuck in their house, hearing bombs go off not too far away. Someone looked in his post history and said "praying for you and your hamster."

I looked too. A month ago he was posting cute pictures of his hamster, bemused by its personality. That hamster was the most important thing in the world to him in that moment. Then a month later, his city is getting bombed.

What good does it do to sit here with a sense of impending doom for people like that? Why shouldn't I have hope that he will make it out with his hamster?

I didn't participate in that poll, but I absolutely would've voted that they could win. Not necessarily because it's truly possible, but because I need that hope for myself, and people like those soldiers and that kid deserve to have my hope and confidence.

War isn't just numbers and comments sections. It's the absolute worst the human condition has to offer. In a situation where logic and reason have been abandoned, maybe hope can fill the void.

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My very personal housewife application:

It's very unusual for a man to be an housewife, however I'd do anything for ya ladies; who are always busy with your jobs, and actually spending time with your family.
You probably don't have time to do the chores if you're this busy... so I have an offer for you.
What if you give me a roof and food, in exchange I make ALL of your chores. You see... you might ask why I don't have a home, right? Well I might've been kicked out of my own house for being a LITTLE bit too gay iykyk
I SWEAR  I'm not a simp and I'd never steal your man in case you have one(if you have one I might not assure you for them to be safe alone with me) just because I'm gay it doesn't mean that I get every man I see, so make sure your man is ugly as hell, in fact I only fuck pretty men.
I am deeply sorry if I was sliding a bit off of the main argument but let's get back on it. What can a homeless gay man do for you? Well I can: do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING 💯 if you noticed I'm so good at it hehe~ I know every. aspect. of slacking off, hire me if you wanna know the secret to it.

The offer is basically:

I get a roof and food

You get a personal male pet.

Would you suck a penis instead of going to prison?

There is actually a very simple personality test that I developed myself that can tell precisely who would serve the jail time and who would suck a penis to get out of it.

Im going to explain it to you now.

Let's imagine the government, the police and the military gave everybody this ultimatum.

A very funny thing would happen.

Many would suck the penis, but they wouldn't do it quietly.

If THEY suck the penis they would make you feel guilty for NOT sucking the penis.

"LOL you're going to get locked up, bad things are going to happen to YOU. Why don't you just suck the penis like everybody else?"

With enough of them doing it the shame and stigma of surrendering your manhood in this way would vanish, it would become the norm.

Those of us who refused to sucked the penis would suffer.

Prison sentences imposed on us, we would be locked up unable to live our lives as normal!

But here is the crazy thing.

Eventually those of us who didn't suck penis would be vindicated.

With enough people resisting the government wouldn't be able to lock us ALL up.

Protests would break out, riots in some countries.

"How DARE you tell us what to do with our bodies!" we would cry.

There is no way the government could actually impose this on all of us.

Those who sucked the penis would naturally take the governments side, their pride gone and shamed by those who refused they would brand the resistance as bad guys, against the "greater good".

"If we all just sucked penis life would return to normal." Right?

Well...

Knowing governments they wouldn't even set the penis suckers free.

All the penis was sucked but it's hard to tell who sucked it.

The "I sucked penis" QR codes are easily bought or faked, so it tries to lock THOSE people up too.

The penis suckers blame the non suckers.

Eventually the government would just drop it.

You can't lock everybody up and once the government realise this their ridiculous policy will be dropped.

Those who didn't suck penis could continue life as normal. But here is the kicker!

We held out, and we won. No penis sucked.

We would now live in a strange aftermath, where we would walk around looking each-other in the eye.

Life is normal.

But I know... That you sucked that penis.

You surrendered your body and your dignity to the wild demands of the government.

And you can NEVER un-suck it.

So back to my original question.

How do you know if your friends would suck penis to avoid jail or not?

Simple.

Ask them their Vakshination status.

Game over guys.

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I'll never forget the moment I first ate a green M&M. My young, taut skin brushed against her velvety candied shell. An electric aura lit up the air around us. As I drew her in closer to my lips, I felt my heart begin to beat faster.

Just as I was about to bite into her sweet sweet body, she cried out to me. "Wait! Let me savor your touch for just a little bit longer please!" Her voice was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard. I couldn't resist her plea, so I put her back down on the table in front of me.

I began to slowly caress her hard exterior. I circled around her clockwise at first, then counterclockwise. I flipped her over and rubbed that side too. An intense sexual heat began to take over both of us. Sweat dripped down my fingers and began to erode away her shell. She moaned as I stripped her. Bit by bit I began to expose her soft naked body underneath. Finally she begged me:

"Vore me please"

I was taken aback. Never before had such an erotic sentence ever been uttered. Ms Green wanted me to eat her. The most famous sex icon of our generation was begging for me to swallow her half naked body.

I picked her up and held her in front of my face. I could feel her starting to melt and squirm from the pressure and the heat of my fingers. She looked as if she was right on the edge of ecstasy. I slowly placed her onto my tongue, and saliva rushed in to greet her. I could hear her gargled breath as she struggled to stay above the flood, but she didn't stand a chance. I folded my tongue over on itself and trapped her there. I swished the spit around in my mouth, and I could taste her sweetness as her body dissolved.

Then I swallowed. I didn't chew her. I wanted her to experience the feeling of sliding down my wet fleshy throat. Muscles in my esophagus clamped around her and slowly slid her down and down. I can only imagine the pure pleasure she must have felt in these final moments.

As she fell into my stomach, I could feel a chemical change. All her sexual energy - her hormones and pheromones - began to soak into my stomach wall like an edible. If I wasn't already turned on, I sure was now. Ms. Green's adrenaline and serotonin, and dopamine was coursing through my veins.

I'll spare you what happened next, but I'll just say it was the most intense experience of my life

I have declared war on my masturbation addiction

Greetings Reddit,

We have been hammered by the wrath of pornography and internet girls for decades. It is time to put an end to it today. As of today, March 1st, 2022 at 12:00 AM, me and my friend WhifuPimp have decided to declare an all-out war against our addiction. It has plagued us for too long, and we must stomp it out of our daily lives. The enemy has restricted us from our supply of intimate female interactions, as well as glowing skin, and it has crippled us for a long time. Now, we pick up our arms, and we have decided that enough is enough. We are going to war.

We would be happy for everyone else to join us and provide us of their support as we go on to defeat the enemy for good, and take back what is ours.

Ura

So my mom came home from a bad day at work and asked me to make her a mug cake. I said for sure, and made her one. I was in a rush because I knew she wanted to go sit down, and I forgot to make the miniature batch of icing that goes on top. I handed it to her, told her it was hot, and she asked where the icing was. I sprinted back into the kitchen with socks on for extra boost, and made the icing really quick. I slid back into our living room and handed it to her, and she told me, "wow that was fast!"

Then I said the fatal line, my ultimate demise.

"I'M FAST AS FUCK BOI"

The room goes quiet. I can feel the verbal beating I'm about to get. My mom tells me I'm grounded for a week and the only reason it's not two is because the mug cake is really good and she does appreciate it. So now I'm pretending to do homework but instead I'm writing this.

TL:DR accidentally cussed in front of my parents, grounded for a week

edit- I'm a girl

hehe 69 comments. no one comment anymore

some of yall actually want me dead as fuck boi with these suggestions

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Dear Ukrainians!

I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that Poland doesn't have midget porn.

It’s a lie.

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"I'll have you know kid my car makes 700 hp, what do you drive? I can guarantee my car can wipe the floor with yours lol, it'll do 0-60 in less than 3 seconds and absolutely destroy anything that you can even dream of having. I bought my car with my own money, I am a self made successful man the likes of which you'll never see. My anime profile picture is to be taken extremely seriously, and you are a complete fool if you even dare to suggest I am a complete imbecile. Now go cry to mummy and keep dreaming that one day you'll reach my level."

credits: [**doc\_55lk**](https://www.reddit.com/user/doc_55lk/) on r/AMG

Look, I don't wanna sound like a pre-ejac dick here, but there is no ladder out there that would ever impress me. In my opinion, a ladder isn't ever really a ladder until someone climbs it, and when someone does climb it, I'm impressed by the climber, not the ladder. Hey, and this is coming from a guy who owns three ladders and uses at least one of them once a month. I've climbed ladders, pal. Don't think I'm a guy who has only seen ladders on TV and talks a big game. I'm a big man with big ladders. Oh look at me! I climb ladders with no shoes on! I'm a hot man! I'm not like that, okay? I climb ladders by necessity. I use ladders as tool. I don't romanticize ladders. I don't treat them like people. I don't imagine a "lady ladder" where the act of climbing is sexual in nature and she blushes and moans as I ascend and descend her rungs all night long. I don't do that. I don't use my ladders for sexual gratification. They're just tools. They're not impressive. They will never impress me. They're just ladders.

My girlfriend opened up to me a while back about a kink of hers, which, as you can see, involves shitting on people. Obviously I was very taken aback by this, and eventually the conversation led to her basically asking me if I would be willing to do it. At first I said “absolutely not.” But then after more talking, I decided that, despite the fact that the idea of doing this made me feel like my skin was going to turn inside out, I was willing to provide the woman I love with this experience just one time, since according to her nobody else had ever agreed to it. Of course, she was very excited, so we picked a day to do it and that was that.

Fast forward to last night. I’m laying in the bathtub, holding my breath, and she squats right above my body. I expected to feel some warm logs of human feces plop firmly onto my chest. Instead I got my entire body sprayed down by hot diarrhea. I have never seen her orgasm that quickly or intensely. Her whole body immediately began shaking and she had to grip the walls of the shower to keep herself upright as she kept going. The spray got all over my face and in my hair too. It was the most horrifying thing that’s ever happened to me.

I started screaming and she asked me what was wrong. I told her that I didn’t say she could have fucking diarrhea on me. I started throwing up in the bathtub and immediately turned on the shower head. She said she didn’t know it would come out like that but later after some intense arguing she admitted that she knew and did it anyway because she didn’t think there was a difference. I told her that there’s a big fucking difference. She thinks I’m overreacting but I honestly don’t think so. We haven’t talked much since because things are extremely awkward.

I guess my question is, what should I do now? I still really care about her but this feels like a violation. Can we have a normal sex life again? Any help is appreciated

Cumming here I realise that you we’re just like me trying to masturbate, but whose to judge, from sex to rape, when our dick is hard I think we’re both horny. Sex breeds sex. But in the end I had to cum this hard.

I cummed in the sink, you cummed in the jar, but maybe we’re both the same. The dick has grown, and so many sperms, but nobody is to clean. It’s cumming across this sticky bedroom space. I feel my squirted sperm could be born tomorrow. The cum stained sack.

stfu fuck out my face with this bullshit bitch pineapple is the only pizza i eat like if you're gonna be a shit pizza then at least have pineapple tf now let me listen to astroworld in peace

Gross! How are people up-voting this? I, for one, have down-voted you, buddy boy. Reddit isn't the place to share your sexual fantasies/thoughts, per se.

Reddit, assemble. You guys know what to do.

Edit: Go ahead. Keep down-voting me and calling me slurs. I don't care. My profile has the friendly award and yours doesn't. Mayhap it is time for some introspection on your end. You're only proving that I'm right and you're wrong.

Edit: Stop calling me a bot. I have reported your comments for harassment.

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