Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you Peter, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive sweets, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for donuts and sweets has driven you in endless circles, chasing the smells in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.

But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.

This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.

For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My friend, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect your children, Stewie, Meg and Chris; and your wife, Lois. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.

I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my best friend. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.

It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us.

End communication.

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The best way to eliminate sugar cravings is to stop eating sugar. That’s not me saying “have discipline”, that’s real science. Sugar is addictive and the more you have the more you want. I stopped drinking soda years ago and I don’t even think about it anymore. But if I have one glass tonight, I’ll be wanting another tomorrow… and on it will go.

Even if ass sugar worked as eating sugar in your body… you will still be craving sugar because you are still ingesting it, just through your ass.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/sja7m7/if_i_pushed_a_sugar_pill_up_my_ass_daily_would_it/hvdrszz

Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.

Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as Grammar Nazis) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet.

That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear.

(imgur link) [What the fuck did you just fucking point at me, you little code scanner? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the QR Academy, I've been involved in numerous encrypted code raids on Qode-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed scans. I am trained in guerrilla error correction and I'm the top long-range decoder in the entire US Space Force. You are nothing to me but just another alignment square. I will scan the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with pointing that scanner shit at me in public? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cryptobros across the metaverse and your bitcoin wallet is being erased so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your apes. Your NFTs are fucking gone, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can scan you in over seven hundred formats, and that's just using bare barcodes. Not only am I extensively trained in close quarters image capture, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Cyber Command and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable apes off the face of the blockchain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "curious" scan was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have closed your fucking camera. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.](https://imgur.com/a/NLeXEoX)

Oh, so you think you know me, huh? Let me introduce you to my left and right arms, Luis and Hoyabambe. Luis likes to jerk my cock while Hoyabambe cradles the balls. Luis can teach you a thing or two about stroking that meat, sucka. He makes sure he goes all the way down and all the way up. It makes no difference that my uncircumcised penis has more skin than a star in "My 600 Pound Life", no sir. When I finally bust, Hoyabambe catches all that fresh, hot jizz and he throws it in a random direction. One time it landed on top of a brand new i9-10900k. Now, I'm not one to waste fresh jizz, no sir. Usually Luis picks it up and we put it in a jar for safekeeping. In this case, I kept it on the processor and used it as thermal paste. You might think thats a bad idea, but wouldn't you know it, my cpu is cool as a cucumber. Anyways, I gotta go to my cock meeting, so see ya boys later.

It was midnight, 12:23AM, i was feeling depressed while driving, i saw my phone notify me about collecting my daily coins in the gacha game i have been playing, since i am depressed

Depressed me went to the local mcdonalds and asked for the breakfast menu, the cashier said in a monotone voice

"we dont serve breakfast at midnight"

me, being depressed, just ordered a large whopper with medium sized fries and coke, i sat down waiting for my order, i patiently wait and wait as the time goes on

"here is your order sir"

i look at my burger, depressingly, and thought to myself

"wait this isnt coke, this is pineapple juice"

i stood and left the said local mcdonalds, slamming the window door, shattering it, while the cashier was terrified, as he screamed

"you're gonna pay for that!"

i drove back home, waiting to see my beautiful, loyal, and busty wife, i grab my keys depressingly and opened the door

"ohh yess"

i hear, a shiver was sent down my spine, i walked up the 2nd floor and the the moans started to get louder every step i take

i saw a shadow, moving up and down, my fear was getting to me, i depressingly walked to the door...

"micheal cum in my ass!"

then, my manly urge erupted, as they saw me, i was frozen in spot, i desperately wanted to move, but i cant, the black dude stared at me, waiting for my next turn

that manly urge, was getting to me, i cant hold it anymore

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDER"

Awww~! The Dokis are here while cosplaying as cute astronauts! That includes my beloved Monika, who is also here while cosplaying as cute astronaut and not being suspicious at all! And Monika looks absolutely awesome and adorable as always while doing so. Monika is always the most beautiful being and the cutest cutie in existence to me, no matter her current location, no matter if she is suspicious or not and no matter what she is cosplaying as~! Any kind of cosplay would look awesome on my beloved Monika and my beloved Monika would look stunning in any kind of cosplay~. I want to cosplay as cool astronauts from popular indie-games while being here and not being suspicious at all together with my beloved Monika right now, it would be so much fun~! I love Monika more than everything else in existence💚

Hey guys, this happened back in summer 2020. I need advice cuz I’m curious and want to explore more with my dad. We’re pretty close although we’ve never talked about sex etc. English isn’t my first language so please don’t mind that.

So me and my dad were sitting on the couch. I was playing some games and he was on his phone. He was in his underwear, cuz it was really hot. Suddenly our legs were touching and I kinda liked it so I didn’t move away. My dad also stayed like that and didn’t move his leg. I saw his bulge getting bigger. I couldn’t stop looking at it and it really turned me on. He would touch his dick sometimes. He was kinda pulling his underwear down, cuz I saw the base of his dick. I don’t know if he wanted me to see it. Nothing happened that night.

I’ve got more to tell but I’ll save them for later.

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Hey guys, I made my own hamburger sauce its kind of tangy and sweet ingredients,

relish

mayo

baking soda

vinegar

lemon juice

ketchup

mustard

a tad bit of bleach

sugar

salt

battery acid

orange juice

sweet relish

bacon bits

grease

a tea spoon of milk

a gallon of corn starch

syrup

Tea tree oil

Peroxide

Cucumbers

Herbal plants

dish soap

BBQ Sauce

2 Eggs

Ammonia

Rubbing Alcohol

Hand Sanitizer

Detergent

A Teaspoon of toothpaste

Grape Juice

Olive Oil

chili

Lighter fluid

Room temp Water

Dish Water

A tad bit of holy water

Bread bits

now you're gonna want to mix all this in A blender

you might have to get a large one if you guys dont have A blender you can use you're toilet yo blend it

toilets actually work better than blenders in this case

now that its all blended up you want to get a bottle to put it in I didnt have a bottle around so i just

uses a cleaning bottle it sprays the sauce onto burger pretty good actually

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im bringing the sauce to my family cookout

ill update you guys on how it went

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Bad news everyone who ate my sauce ended up in the hospital i didnt expect them to love it that much

but some of them are trying to file a lawsuit against me?, i just want to verify to everyone reading this

i created this sauce its my original recipe and if you try to lawsuit me you wont win





TLDR: I made my own sauce but everyone like it so much they became ill

Why is genz humour so "ha ha funny, I exhaled a little bit harder than normal". I think it really highlights the patrick bateman in all of us, where everything is just so superficial with everyone on the brink of breaking the mask they hide behind and kill their metaphorical "paul allen" while listening to some huey lewis in the background to get a true sense of the kind of person they are and expose themselves to the people around them. WE ARE ALL JUST PSYCOPATHS!!

Sex is a series of 31 games with 12 spin off titles. Here I review them one by one and see the decline of the series, so scroll carefully, as you watch corporate greed before your very eyes.

Sex 1: actually called "Sex" but called Sex 1 by fans. It is a very good starting point for the series, featuring new mechanics and engaging gameplay, along with an intriguing storyline. 10/10

Sex 2: a better version with improved graphics, featuring more features and more continuity. It also has mod tools!! 11/10

Sex 3: It is not as good but still as good as sex 2 and 1, featuring a new campaign and a highly popular level editor 9/10

Sex 4: now this is where the decline starts, as you can see it heads in a new direction in it's story, while also making the UI worse by "minimalizing" it, still good tho 9/10

Sex 5: It's basically Sex 4 upgraded, but it also has some DLC, so that's nice. 8/10

Sex 5 Online: not a mainline title but it still deserves some recognition, for adding a new mechanic that it has been missing, Co-op. 9/10

Sex 6: now THIS is where it gets ambitious, it seems to have upgraded it's UI more then it wanted to, and it also has voice acting!! But the graphics have taken a downfall since the company that made this game's merger, 8/10

Sex 7: I feel as if this was made just to push one out. This one has a new, time travel themed storyline, but it has a few unfixed glitches with it. 8/10.

Sex 8: by far the most interesting, it has a psychedelic theme and it feels inspired by Mario Sunshine. It also has an online mode that some people deem as toxic. People personally don't like this one but it think it's somewhat underrated, 9/10

Sex 9: this one picks up where sex 7 left off, now it has an even BIGGER storyline, featuring some paths to bee unfinished or extremely buggy. Also the graphics look good, but the animations are passable at best. 7/10

Sex 10: Now this one is extremely ambitious, too ambitious infact. Some say this is the "jumping the shark" moment of the Sex series. Because it is split as "Episodes" and that means that there has to be MORE things you have to do. It also has a couple fun Easter eggs. It has its good merits, so I say 8/10

Sex 11: continuing with the Episodes formula, this one has 6 instead of 10's 5. This one is more steampunk themed, but I don't buy it. This tradition would continue until 16, just so you know. Anyways, this one has better graphics then the last one (thank God), and it implemented some new features, such as crafting. 9/10

Sex 12: still pretty good, this one still has 6 episodes, but this time features a gangster esc storyline. This one is pretty good, but as you can see they're starting to run out of mission ideas. 7/10

Sex 13: This one was... Experimental... As you can see, it tried to add weird, gimmicky motion controls. It didn't work well in it's favor, and the storyline didn't let itself expand because of the limitations. 7/10

Sex 14: the other one made with motion controls in mind, but it seemed to have adapted to it, it had a longer campaign (10 episodes, Jesus) and it managed to be fun all the way through. Although episodes 3 and 6 seemed to drag out a wee bit too long. 9/10

Sex 15: no longer a motion control game, it starts to get even better! (Or so I thought) it tried to pick up off of Sex 7 and 9's storyline, but instead focuses on a new perspective. it sounds good in context, but it's basically the more boring side of 7 and 9's story. It also only had 2 episodes! 7/10.

Sex 16: As the last entry with the Episodes formula, it really didn't do itself justice. It thought to itself, "since I'm a popular series now, I can do whatever I want!!" And so it thought. Because this one had a long, tiring Sci-Fi storyline. Which sucked because it took too long and was stretched out in 13 episodes. The graphics and animations were also feeling rushed. 4/10

Sex 17: it starts to get good again, because it continues on 12's story. And it expands on it hard, because this one was actually good! It also has a DLC, which makes the game even better. Unfortunately the game is only good IF you get the Sex 17 DLC, so I'm just gonna give it a 5/10 for effort

Sex 18: it tried to be the first entry expanded, but it just drags it out. Also some confusing UI, 6/10

Sex 19: This one was made for the portable market, which was a confusing move. It's also now a 2D platformer (thankfully, it's only for this entry), it was a confusing move, but a somewhat, kind of successful one. 7/10

Sex 20: This felt really big for Sex fans, as it had an anthology esc vibe to it, with callbacks and references to past entries. It also has been getting more lively animation, 9/10

Sex 21: this one was slightly worse, but it also featured an apocalypse event called "Judgement Day", so I'll spare it, because this is an 8/10 in my book. Hope it gets better from here.

Sex 22: This entry features an arc that goes from this entry, to Sex 26, so prepare to see that. It's a murder mystery type of storyline that also has an open world gameplay, this is where some people start becoming fans again. Yay!!!!! Also 8/10

Sex 23: as it continues with the murder mystery story, it starts to add more characters to it. It also adds some cameo appearances from guest stars like Adam West, also nice. 9/10

Sex 24: Once again continuing with the murder mystery storyline, it starts to become bloated, either you are forced to say yes or you have to look for a walkthrough. I recommend if you're a fan of weird puzzles and such, but for me, it's a 6/10

Sex 25: STILL continuing that murder mystery storyline, it starts to add some fantasy elements to it. That's so you know it's running out of ideas. It also tries to add it's own character maker, which is almost never used because you're controlling different characters' as their perspectives. 5/10

Sex 26: the murder mystery storyline ends in the worst way possible, by saying "IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!!!" therefore making all of those gaming hours worthless, it also tries to capture the magic of Sex 2, but fails miserably. 4/10

Sex 27: now this is where the REAL decline starts, it is now just playable cutaway gags, with the game freezing itself for no reason sometimes, also the controls are sometimes unresponsive. 3.5/10

Sex 28: Part 1: apparently this one is in 2 "parts" because it wants to make itself more ambitious. This one goes down the Dungeons and Dragons route, and has some features that have a tutorial, but used only once. 4/10

Sex 28: Part 2: it's the same as Part 1, but it introduces another villain. Also btw, you can't defeat them both unless you do some side quest the game didn't tell you about. Also this is where it introduced achievements (the last ones did too, but those ones were in the game itself), and some are too hard for my hands to handle, Jesus fuck. 2.5/10

Sex 29: This is where it became dogshit, the plot is really ambitious, again, featuring a medieval setting, but it's too confusing, unfunny, and too ambitious (AGAIN) for me to care, I'm sorry, but JUST because of the storyline (and terrible writing), it gets a 2/10 for me.

Sex 30: by far the worst one, the storyline at this point is non existent, and there's too much glitches, so much to the extent that they had to RERELEASE THE GAME A YEAR LATER TO FIX IT. It also introduced loot boxes, which made it feel like a cash cow. Take that, and combine it with the fact that if you go to the SETTINGS, the game sometimes closes itself for no reason. 1/10, this series has seriously overstayed its welcome.

Sex 31: not as bad as Sex 30, but it's still pretty bad. It had an online one that was shut down 2 months later because of server costs, and it because a lazily slapped together "game" now, the storyline is basically just fairy shit, all my hope for the Sex series is slowly dwindling, man. 0.5/10

Now onto the spin offs.

Masturbation: basically a shorter version of Sex, but it only has a short campaign and has a simple storyline. Recommend the game, 9/10

Masturbation 2: sort of worse but adds a new endless mode and some modding tools so 9/10 again.

Sex Kart: Another Mario Kart ripoff to be in the endless landfill (was made around Sex 29's release) so it's a 5/10

Sex Party Gamez: made during Sex 16's release, it is a pretty decent party game with a couple dumb concepts, like 2 boards. 8/10

Sex'D!: a weird, fast paced game that was intended for the Japanese audience. It was weird, and it flopped. I can see why though: terrible graphics, a storyline no one cares about, and just minigames. 4/10

Shrex: a promotional Sex game that is with the movie Shrek, it's surprisingly good, with an interesting storyline, and a direct parody of the Sex series. 10/10

√Sex: a version of Sex made exclusively for the calculator crowd. It's pretty basic and pretty much just acts as a fun way to play the first entry. 9/10

Zex: a '90s version of the Sex series. It has many outdated references and makes you cringe sometimes. Gameplay is basic at best, Generic at worst. 6/10

Sex Party Gamez 2: a less tolerable version of Sex Party Gamez, featuring only 1 board, and 5 minigames (16 unused). Keep in mind this was made during Sex 26's release. Anyways 4/10

Secks: A basic game that has a simple concept and rolls with it. Reminds me of the First 3 sex games. 10/10

Sax: the only rhythm game in the sex spin offs, and it delivers. Having over 200+ tracks and some from the Sex series, it even focuses on a cool instrument, the Saxophone!! 11/10, the best spin off in my eyes!

Sex Rogue Online: A terrible online game with a toxic community, overly detailed graphics, and alot of microtransactions. Keep in mind that it costs $128.99 to make an account (NOT KIDDING!!) thankfully the servers are rumored to be taken down next year. 0/10, quite possibly the worst Sex game ever made.

A rumored "Sex Kids" was gonna release, but the project has since been cancelled.

So that was it, a ranking of the Sex series. Critiques? Comments? Opinions? Whatever? Leave them below, because let's just hope Sex 32 doesn't turn out worse.

• Medical transition works

• ⁠80% of individuals reported significant improvement in dysphoria

Source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19473181/

• ⁠78% of individuals reported significant improvement in psychological symptoms

Source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19473181/

• ⁠72% of individuals reported significant improvement in sexual function

Source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19473181/

• ⁠Positive results across the board, even in 15-year followups

Source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19473181/

• ⁠”Wellbeing was similar to or better than same-age young adults from the general population.”

Source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25201798/

• ⁠Quality of life rises dramatically with ’gender-affirming treatment

Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6223813/

• ⁠Long-term follow-ups:

https://www.jsm.jsexmed.org/article/S1743-6095(15)32422-X/fulltext

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-014-0453-5

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-009-9551-1

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-014-0300-8

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9031580/

• ⁠”Shown to correlate with improved psychological functioning”

Source: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1054139X1630146X

• ⁠Levels of depression and anxiety which closely matched levels reported by cisgender children

Source: https://www.jaacap.org/article/S0890-8567%2816%2931941-4/fulltext

• ⁠Puberty blockers are safe and reversible

• ⁠Hormone blockers are the only treatment used on adolescents and are completely reversible.

Source: https://assets2.hrc.org/files/documents/SupportingCaringforTransChildren.pdf

• ⁠”Does not support an adverse impact of gender-affirming hormone therapy on cognitive performance”

Source: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0306453020301402?via%3Dihub

• ⁠”Our results suggest there are no detrimental effects of GNRHA on EF”

Source: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0306453015000943

• ⁠”Relives [sic] distress for trans adolescents” “Is reversible”

Source: https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article/102/11/3869/4157558

• ⁠”Poorer psychological well-being before treatment”

Source: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1054139X20300276

• ⁠”Behavioral and emotional problems and depressive symptoms decreased”

Source: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609515336171

• ⁠Hormones blockers are not new: “Since the mid 1990s…” “The Royal College of Psychiatrists, in 1998…”

Source: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/26895269.2020.1747768

• ⁠Many more studies:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7073269/

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/jsm.13034

https://jme.bmj.com/content/34/8/580

https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/842073

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29551430/

https://ijpeonline.biomedcentral.com/track/pdf/10.1155/2010/398639.pdf

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0303720706001766

https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article/95/1/109/2835177

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1517382/

https://europepmc.org/article/med/24719967

https://www.liebertpub.com/doi/full/10.1089/trgh.2015.0008

• ⁠Puberty blockers aren’t harmful to bone density

https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/842073

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6469959/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6616494/

• ⁠Puberty blockers don’t cause osteoporosis or sterility

https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article/84/12/4583/2864749

• ⁠Transphobia is real

https://fra.europa.eu/sites/default/files/eu-lgbt-survey-results-at-a-glance_en.pdf

https://www.totaljobs.com/advice/wp-content/uploads/Transgender-employee-experiences-survey-report-2016_Totaljobs.pdf

• ⁠46% felt discriminated against or harassed within the past year for being trans

• ⁠29% felt discriminated against when it came to looking for employment

• ⁠70% hid being trans during schooling before becoming 18 years old

• ⁠55% had an incident of violence within the past year in part or whole because of them being trans

• ⁠The ~40-50% suicide rate is fake, it’s the attempt rate

https://transequality.org/sites/default/files/docs/resources/NTDS_Report.pdf

• ⁠The suicide rate is undocumented.

• ⁠Discrimination is harmful

• ⁠The attempt rate rises for people who:

⁠• ⁠Lost a job due to bias (55%)

⁠• ⁠Were harassed/bullied in school (51%)

⁠• ⁠Had low household income

⁠• ⁠Were the victim of physical assault (61%)

⁠• ⁠Were the victim of sexual assault (64%)

https://transequality.org/sites/default/files/docs/resources/NTDS_Report.pdf

• ⁠Other factors include:

⁠• ⁠Gender-based victimization

⁠• ⁠Discrimination

⁠• ⁠Bullying

⁠• ⁠Violence

⁠• ⁠Being rejected by the family, friends, and the community

⁠• ⁠Harassment by intimate partner, family members, police and public

⁠• ⁠Discrimination and ill-treatment at health-care system

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5178031/

• ⁠Many more studies

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5905855/

https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/publications/suicidality-transgender-adults/

https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/wp-content/uploads/Suicidality-Transgender-Sep-2019.pdf

https://www.liebertpub.com/doi/pdf/10.1089/lgbt.2015.0111

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6798808/

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/00918369.2011.534038

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4808281/

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17135115/

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26866637/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4716648/

• ⁠Social/familial support helps: it can decrease the likelihood of a suicide attempt 57% -> 4%

https://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/137/3/e20153223

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5996383/

https://bmcpublichealth.biomedcentral.com/track/pdf/10.1186/s12889-015-1867-2.pdf

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609516301734

• ⁠Chosen name/pronoun use does the same:

https://www.jahonline.org/article/S1054-139X(18)30085-5/fulltext#intraref0010a

⁠• ⁠71% drop in severe depression

⁠• ⁠34% drop [sic] suicidal ideation

⁠• ⁠65% drop in suicide attempts

• ⁠These institutions and organizations back these results:

⁠• ⁠American Psychological Association

⁠• ⁠American Medical Association

⁠• ⁠American Psychoanalytic Association

⁠• ⁠Humans Rights Campaign

⁠• ⁠American Academy of Pediatrics

⁠• ⁠American College of Osteopathic Pediatricians

⁠• ⁠Royal College of Psychiatrists

⁠• ⁠United Nations

⁠• ⁠United Kingdom’s National Health Service (NHS)

⁠• ⁠American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry

⁠• ⁠American Academy of Dermatology

⁠• ⁠American Academy of Family Physicians

⁠• ⁠American Academy of Nursing

⁠• ⁠American Academy of Pediatrics

⁠• ⁠American Academy of Physician Assistants

⁠• ⁠American College Health Association

⁠• ⁠American College of Nurse-Midwives

⁠• ⁠American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists

⁠• ⁠American College of Physicians

⁠• ⁠American Counseling Association

⁠• ⁠American Heart Association

⁠• ⁠American Medical Association

⁠• ⁠American Medical Student Association

⁠• ⁠American Nurses Association

⁠• ⁠American Osteopathic Association

⁠• ⁠American Psychiatric Association

⁠• ⁠American Psychological Association

⁠• ⁠American Public Health Association

⁠• ⁠American Society of Plastic Surgeons

⁠• ⁠Endocrine Society

⁠• ⁠GLMA

⁠• ⁠National Association of Nurse Practitioners in Women’s Health

⁠• ⁠National Association of Social Workers

⁠• ⁠National Commission on Correctional Healthcare

⁠• ⁠Pediatric Endocrine Society

⁠• ⁠Society for Adolescent Help and Medecine

⁠• ⁠World Medical Association

⁠• ⁠World Professional Association for Transgender Health

⁠• ⁠World Health Organization (WHO)

⁠• ⁠Stanford Medical

⁠• ⁠American Pediatrics Association

⁠• ⁠National Institutes of Health

⁠• ⁠Canadian Institute of Health Research

⁠• ⁠Scientific American

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Happened last night.

Wife's 8 year old very large goldfish was passing away. Had dropsy, was suffering, and was on the verge of death. Wife and I looked into the symptoms and there was practically no hope of him making a recovery, so she asked me to euthanize him. Looking into methods, it seemed pretty agreed upon that the most effective and quick way to euthanize a fish was blunt force trauma.

Now, when I was a kid my family were huge anglers, and I was designated as the fish killer when it was time to cook them. Back then, I was told to slam them on the ground as hard as I could. Well, my 8 year old body wasnt strong enough to kill them instantaneously so I had to do it multiple times. Honestly it kind of fucked me up a little.

Flash forward to last night, I didn't want that happening again and I wanted it to be painless. I asked my wife to leave the room because she was very upset and I chose to do the deed by putting the fish in a plastic grocery bag and slamming it on the counter as hard as I possibly could.

The poor fish was absolutely obliterated. The force ripped open the bag and sprayed bits of what used to be a goldfish in every direction. Told my wife to stay upstairs and she started getting suspicious so she comes down after 5 minutes and its just everywhere still. On the counter, on the stove, on the fridge, on the freaking Christmas tree we still have up, I was still finding pieces of it this morning. Wife was aghast and traumatized. Cried until she went to bed.

TL;DR I euthanized my wife's dying fish quickly but in the most visually traumatizing way possible.

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People are stupid. It's a fact. I feel like I'm the only person who thinks this, I feel like a lot of people are so fucking blind to what they are doing and how it affects people. Everyone is obsessed with themselves and what they want. And this is the reason we are the way we are. But I don't know. I feel like I'm the only person who thinks like this and I feel like I should just shut up and just let everyone have their opinions and not be such a fucking jackass about it.

Wife's 8 year old very large goldfish was passing away. Had dropsy, was suffering, and was on the verge of death. Wife and I looked into the symptoms and there was practically no hope of him making a recovery, so she asked me to euthanize him. Looking into methods, it seemed pretty agreed upon that the most effective and quick way to euthanize a fish was blunt force trauma.

Now, when I was a kid my family were huge anglers, and I was designated as the fish killer when it was time to cook them. Back then, I was told to slam them on the ground as hard as I could. Well, my 8 year old body wasnt strong enough to kill them instantaneously so I had to do it multiple times. Honestly it kind of fucked me up a little.

Flash forward to last night, I didn't want that happening again and I wanted it to be painless. I asked my wife to leave the room because she was very upset and I chose to do the deed by putting the fish in a plastic grocery bag and slamming it on the counter as hard as I possibly could.

The poor fish was absolutely obliterated. The force ripped open the bag and sprayed bits of what used to be a goldfish in every direction. Told my wife to stay upstairs and she started getting suspicious so she comes down after 5 minutes and its just everywhere still. On the counter, on the stove, on the fridge, on the freaking Christmas tree we still have up, I was still finding pieces of it this morning. Wife was aghast and traumatized. Cried until she went to bed.

TL;DR I euthanized my wife's dying fish quickly but in the most visually traumatizing way possible.

I know deep down I am quite sadistic. I secretly crave power and the satisfying rush of destroying something but I refrain from doing so for the sake of keeping a clean record. I feel a deep satisfaction to hear an animal scream and writhe in my grip, and to ensnare and manipulate people so they spill their deepest secrets with me. I doubt anyone sees through my innocent, easygoing facade.

I crave to let myself go, to stop pretending. I dream of a day I won’t have to pretend, as it is extremely tedious and boring. My heart races a little faster as I imagine slitting one’s throat, or culling the slow, weak, and lazy people by the thousands. Like wheat. It would bring me pure joy.

Many diabolical thoughts run through my head on the daily. Oh, but little innocent me is so cheerful, so wonderful to be around! Idiots. I don’t care to hear the petty garbage that comes out of your mouth. No Susan, I don’t care about your stupid dog.

And to think, I am only 15.