This video perfectly describes how it felt to “accidentally” submerge my balls in the deep fryer at my local Popeyes in 2017 at 5:30 pm On March 7th in front of two Cooks, one dishwasher, and a manager. I believe some tax paying Average Joe everyday customers (one of which had a 15 year old son) watched in horror as this great “Accident” happened. It was truly horrifying for the staff to witness and I have never been allowed back in a Popeyes every again. My Popeyes Chicken Sandwich was very good on that day and I would 100% recommend this sandwich to anyone. It was well worth my hard earned dollars. 10/10

So I rolled a 1 and the other guy (who was a furry weirdo) ROLLED A 10 and then he PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS he said "the dice has chosen, my dick is bigger than yours" and began ass-raping me rapidly and IT HURT SO MUCH so i started spraying liquid-shit all over the board and my ass but that ONLY GOT HIM HARDER so then he PUT HIS SHIT-STAINED COCK in my mouth and i was crying so much when i realized all the other players were jacking-off...no one wanted to save me from this furry bastard :( his shit-dick tasted so so bad i didnt like it.

so after he nutted in my mouth he turned me around and I was like "NO DONT PUT YOUR PENIS BACK IN MY ANUS, PLEASE!!!" and he was like "no, i need to bury my cock in your ass and pull the scat out it makes me so fuckin' haaard" so i started crying some more when he started fucking my ass again so i started shitting again and smeared it all over his cock, and he became so frenzied to a point were the entire board was caked in shit...then the other players finally got up, I thought they were gonna take me to the hospital but they rolled the shit-covered dice an it landed on a 10, then they said "we are furries too, our dicks are long and hard...our turn."

The whole room smelt like shit at this point.

then i got butt-fucked for the rest of the day by these disgusting furries...that was not a fun day. It was a pretty shitty day, in fact. That was a butt-fuckin moment.

This is why all Furries are subhumans. :,(

\-Every fake D&D Furry 'story' post on r/rpghorrorstories in a nutshell

In 2015, Neelix was a well respected member of the Wikipedia community. He'd been on Wikipedia for nine years and made more than 180,000 edits. He'd written several featured articles, helped lead Wikipedia education programs, and served as an administrator for four years. So it came as a surprise when, on November 5th, an anonymous user [reported Neelix to Wikipedia's noticeboard for "chronic, intractable behavioural problems"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive904#Dozens,Thousands_upon_thousands_of_unnecessary_redirects)

, accusing him of vandalism on a mass scale.

First, a little background information. Most new pages on Wikipedia go through [a process](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:New_pages_patrol)

where an experienced user reviews the page and checks it for any issues. Pages that are inappropriate are tagged for deletion and the creator is warned; users who repeatedly create inappropriate pages are banned. Pages created by admins are automatically exempt from this process, because it's assumed that admins know better than to create junk pages. It is this assumption that allowed Neelix to escape notice for so long.

The anonymous user had stumbled across a handful of questionable redirect pages created by Neelix. Some were just silly and pointless, like "Anti-trousers" redirecting to "Pantslessness", or "Sixteen-headed" redirecting to "Polycephaly". But others were puerile, if not outright offensive, such as "Titty cancer" for breast cancer or "Boobie builder" for breast reconstruction. Many users were shocked to learn that these pages were created by an administrator. Another admin remarked that "if I saw this kind of crap from a new account I'd block it instantly as a vandal".

The rabbit hole went deeper. The reporting user originally complained about "dozens" of inappropriate redirects. As others looked into Neelix's page creations, that figure changed to *thousands*. You can get a sense of the scale of the problem from looking at [this list of deleted pages](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=&limit=430&action=view&user=Drmies&type=delete&offset=20151107)

. Tittypumps, tittypumping, tittypumpers, tittypumped, titpumps, titpumping, pumps titties, pumps tits, boobypumping, boobypumpers, boob pump... and that's just for one article. It soon became clear that Neelix had created redirects based on various permutations of the words "tits" and "boobs" for almost *every single breast related article on Wikipedia*.

Maybe Neelix meant well but got carried away. One could argue that it's reasonable to redirect "boob sex" and "tit fucking" to "mammary intercourse". But it's much harder to defend redirects like "Titty tumors", "Segmental removal of the titties", "Constructions of the booby", "Hypoplastic tits" and "Atrophy of the titties". And there were thousands more of these! Neelix had created over 80,000 redirects, and a substantial portion of them were about titties and boobies. A commentator quipped: "Thank God he apparently never heard the term "jugs" or "rack", or this would have been many times worse".

Some users speculated that Neelix's account had been hacked, but this was not the case. Several Wikipedia editors knew Neelix in real life and were able to confirm that he was in control of the account. Everyone was baffled. Why would an admin create so many terrible redirects? "It just seems so childish", one user said. "These are pages a high school vandal would make, not an experienced editor."

No explanation was forthcoming. Neelix said, "I apologize for creating unusual redirects. When creating them, I did not think the community in general would be against them. Again, I am very sorry." But he did not explain what he was thinking when he created thousands of pages like "Suckling of the boobies" and "Tumorous titties".

With dozens of users poring over Neelix's edit history, other issues came to the surface. In 2013, Neelix had created an article about Tara Teng, the 2011 winner of the Miss Canada beauty pageant. Teng's pageant win and her subsequent activism against human trafficking granted her enough notability for a Wikipedia article. But Neelix's article on Teng was perhaps a bit *too* detailed for her level of fame. By the time Neelix was done with it, [Teng's biography was over 5,600 words long](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tara_Teng&oldid=605980837)

\- longer than the article on the Dalai Lama! The article included five different photos of Tara and such important details as "In October 2012, Teng appeared unannounced at restaurant Szechuan Chongqing" and "In February 2013, Teng was asked to attend a sleepover called "Beautiful, You" at G.W. Graham Middle-Secondary School in Chilliwack".

This article was first noticed by users on the Hipinion.com forum, who mocked it in a thread titled "This is the story of a beauty queen as told by her stalker". The Wikipedia criticism forum Wikipediocracy [took note of it as well](http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=5889&hilit=Neelix)

. The article was soon edited down to a [reasonable size](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Teng), although not without complaints from Neelix - he and his friends [accused everyone who trimmed the article of being sockpuppets](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sockpuppet_investigations/Cactusjackbangbang/Archive). This incident was mostly forgotten until someone in the redirect thread pointed out a disturbing fact:

Neelix started making breast redirects immediately after Tara Teng posted a picture of herself breastfeeding on Instagram.

Anyway, the community now had to decide what to do with tens of thousands of titty pages. Some users suggested deleting all 80,000 of Neelix's redirects. But there were some good ones mixed in with the bad. And what to do with Neelix? This behavior would have gotten a normal user blocked within minutes, but Neelix was a respected admin. It didn't seem right to block him.

After several days of discussion, the noticeboard report ended with Neelix being banned from creating redirects but keeping his admin privileges. No longer able to make boob redirects, Neelix voluntarily gave up his adminship and retired from Wikipedia. [A new deletion criterion was invented](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion#Obsolete_criteria)

: any redirect created by Neelix could be instantly deleted without discussion.

It took until April 2018 to delete all the titty redirects.

Hello, I'm a 21 years old male, long-term unemployed and an Anarchist. I've been surfing this Subreddit since 2020 and it helped me in my journey when I started to began to be unemployed. When I began to read this Subreddit I was a leftist-liberal, namely a social-democrat. I've been reading some of the recommended literature from the library since then, for example Bob Black's "Abolition of Work" and have been radicalized to an Anarchist.

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Turn based combat only sucks because most games systems only allow for fun strategies after 5-10 hours
Which sucks because turn based RPG'S can be really fun
DQ11 and P5R have really rewarding combat
But it tskes a while to get there
DQ11 is the fastest ive seen a game get there, but it still takes ~3 hours of main story
Which SUCKS
They're all about preparation and strategy, which can be really fun
Managing Buffs to keep DPT up
Keeping everyones health up, while managing whatever theyre calling Mana this time
DQ11 is fun especially, because swapping weapons gives different attack effects, like boomerangs and whips hitting all enemies, and certain weapon types getting certain skills
And it all comes together into a really deep combat system with a lot of ways to approach things
Its just a matter of commitment
A lot of turn based RPG's are meant to be played for 60 hours or so
And 3 hours of being boring in turn rewards several hours of really engaging gameplay depending on the person
Its just a matter of preference
Same reason why some people play RTS games
I dont, because they tend to move too fast for me normally
But i understand they are deep and complex, and fun for others
But that doesnt mean they're bad
I just dont have the time to learn it or prioritize it

Those games are fun, but kinda suffer the opposite problem, early to mid game is really fun, but late game, bosses just become endurance tests and damage sponges, only having like 4-5 attacks each, and becoming a slog
Not saying some bosses in other turn based games cant be, but due to M&L's simplistic nature, its a lot easier to have that happen
Bosses in games like Final Fantasy can be approached in tons of different ways, especially in later games
Even pokemon can have a lot of depth through team building
For example, you could focus on having a perfectly balanced team of 6
Or, you can be me, training up 3-4 pokemon and using the other 2 as TM slaves/Damage Shields
My Pokemon Crystal team had my Typhlosion as my Special Attacker, normally sweeping if i hit first
My Pidgeot to Reduce the opponents accuracy to NOTHING so it cant hit anything, which is a really good setup option
And my Furret, who was my physical Attacker, with Ice punch if it needed to take out the odd rock type
And its rewarding making strategies like this, because most playthroughs can be different that way
Even given the same tools, you can do a lot of different things with those tools
They stick around because they are a solid way to make deep combat systems, without having to balance an action game, as they take a lot more time to make correctly, as RPG mechanics are based more around Preperation and Numbers
Instead of reflexes

1. I just can't do this anymore... The discord shit is making me feel... different... I am losing my sanity.. all the bad things I've done.. all the hacking and bullying... I don't know what to do.. will I ever be forgiven..? Discord was my life but I have to be brave. I QUIT this. I am OVER with this I will be GONE FOREVER from this shithole. DISCORD 📷 AFFECTS 📷 MY 📷 MENTAL 📷 HEALTH 📷. I have REAL. LIFE. MATTERS. To attend to. REAL LIFE REQUIREMENTS. I have HAD ENOUGH. I cannot retire I cannot give anyone else the ownership. Discord is meaningless to me. I am not doing this for the hate it's a serious situation. I have already said the reason. I can't comprehend the darkness surrounding me anymore, I feel dirty, corrupt... EVIL. I'm not curtain of what I'm gonna do without my discordians, so wish me luck my brave volunteers, my followers, my brothers. I have fought long enough in this paradox of hate and foolishness, it is time I move on, it is time I go back to the real world, it is time I find friends, hobbies, love. TO ALL YOU, I leave behind, good luck with your upcoming journeys. I hope one day you can follow my steps and cleanse yourself off the sins we've commit here, let your hate for them go, leave your life normally, forget all those fake statistics and fascist arguments. Let them be. Be happy, safe, healthy and dashing ya'l. I'm gonna miss you but I will not forget you, I will tell my children about our adventures, I will teach them our ways. And if we meet again, let us celebrate and move on once again.

I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 936k readers, I am not receiving 936k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

(23f) - It's excruciating, if not totally dehumanising. He's (24m) hung, so he thinks that's all that matters. He never goes down on me, never kisses me properly, never makes any efforts to make me orgasm except ram himself into me.

Sex with him gets painful really quickly. I've never had a single orgasm from penetration, but he can't be convinced. I have to finish myself every time. I told him how bad it is in a fit of anger but he said 'youre just saying that bc you're angry, I know you love it'.

Is there any point in continuing this mess?

"Men suck" means "all the men *I* have been with *so far* have been manipulative and/or stupid."

"Women suck" means "women won't have sex with me."

"Men suck" is an overgeneralization, and we know that. Most men realize it's an overgeneralization. The only ones that point out "nOt aLl mEn" are generally the men we are talking about. As a man myself, I am capable of knowing it's an overgeneralization for simplicity and emotional release. I've also been with plenty of manipulative and/or stupid boyfriends, so I know how frustrating we can be. No one is stopping you from saying "all the women *I* have been with *so far* have been manipulative and/or stupid," it's just that "suck" has two very different meanings.

Hello, I'm a 21 years old male, long-term unemployed and an Anarchist. I've been surfing this Subreddit since 2020 and it helped me in my journey when I started to began to be unemployed. When I began to read this Subreddit I was a leftist-liberal, namely a social-democrat. I've been reading some of the recommended literature from the library since then, for example Bob Black's "Abolition of Work" and have been radicalized to an Anarchist.

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

We should have loud music playing in all public toilets.

We should have loud music playing in public toilets to cover the sound of people pooping.

I feel very self conscious will pooping. I’d feel much better about it if loud music was playing while I did my business.

It would make me feel way more comfortable if people couldn’t hear me and I couldn’t hear other people.

I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BRAIXEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE FOX WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER FOX BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER FOX PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE BRAIXEN I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT BRAIXEN HELP ME FUCK BRAIXEN SO HORNY FOR FOX ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING A POKEMON TRAINER AND SEEING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING WHEN FIGHTING I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I SAW HER FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN

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I was thinking in bed about life and the odd intrusive thought popped in, like it usually does. Then, while I was reviewing whether or not fairies and trolls were descendants of the same entity who descended from a sea god, i saw God before me giving oral to himself. He was slorping his own cum and I could see his booty. Nope.

Liberal Joe Biden school in 2021🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😱😂🤣🤣

8 get on 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 trans bus🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈😧

8:40: transgender class

9 burn flag school😦

9:30: blm terrorism class🤯

2 Joe Biden 😱😱😂🤣

3 vegan & hate god lunchtime 🤨



Republican School 🇺🇸

12:00 praise American flag😏

1:00 fire gun at liberal school👍

2:00 sex and fishing 😎🇺🇸

3:00 praise god and trump🇺🇸🇺🇸

4:00. Muscles class👍💪

Run over Joe Biden with trump car class 👀🇺🇸🇺🇸

Which school better smart?🧐

Do NOT face Fox News alone when Antiwork projecting

Today while antiwork projecting I summoned Jesse Watters of Fox News to try and weaken him so our striking spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.

I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting prole. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue antiwork projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Fox News is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a propaganda network

You will never be a real nazi. You have no gas chambers, you have no mass assassination pits, you have no political power. You are a 14-year old boy warped by internet lunatics, attempting to be unique and edgy into a crude mockery of a non-existent regime.

All the “political support” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish beliefs behind closed doors.

People are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of political evolution have allowed people to realize your actual intentions. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to win one election, you’ll lose the second when people inevitably find a videotape of you ranting about racist nonsense.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a member of the "master race" is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably non-white.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Sex is only hurtful for people. A needless biological urge that causes people to disregard all care towards their fellow man in favor of seeking out momentary pleasure. Nobody truly gains from it. No function of it could not be replaced by loving snuggling and child vats, which should be the main focus of the sciences.

It is the indulgence of the misogynist and the birth of the involuntarily celibate. It is a weapon by which people can be manipulated into the consumption of products. And someone without sexual urges is far, far less likely to rape, not to mention that in a society without sex there will be no societal pressure around sex, or development of damaging complexes around it brought on by a sex-dominated patriarchal world. In essence, a campaign to end sex, if successful, will nearly eliminate all the harm of rape.

Sex is disgusting-the frothing sweaty slapping of human flesh. The fact that it arouses me when I know more than anyone how much it can be hurtful is a shame I will always carry with me until I am old enough to get myself sterilized. Yes, I know what you are going to ask. My virginity and the fact that I have never undertaken sex, however, absolutely does not make my beliefs less real or valid, especially because of what I have done and what I have seen.

Sex is ground into the minds of the vulnerable as something that must be done; in a patriarchy, no sex, even that of women, can be truly consensual, because society influences it.

There is no connection in fleeting pleasure. It is absent of love. It makes fools of those who cum, and those who do not are also those society discriminates against the most.

If the governments of the world were to decide to raise a population without sexual urges, the world would be one of perfect gender equality and queer acceptance within a century.

Sex is pointless.

Sex is nothing but the evil that men do.

Change my mind.