So, last Sunday my parents made me go to church ,which made me really mad because my parents don't let me play Among Us in church. We took our seats and the priest was up front talking about "salvation" and "holiness" or whatever.

Same thing as last week.

But then, he said something that really caught me off guard. He spoke of a man who goes by the name of "Jesus."

"Jesus."

"Je**SUS**."

No way. I could not believe what I was hearing. Endorphins were rushing to my brain and my body began to shiver as I let out a quiet moan.

If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us."

#"**WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I screamed louder than I ever have in my life. My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence.

Everyone was staring at me as I had a huge grin on my face, perfectly replicating the face from the "when the imposter is sus" meme (Google it if you don't know what it is.)

They all had this look on their faces as if I had just slaughtered 7,924 Afghanian children.

"Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do a Fortnite dance?"

And there was still complete silence. I actually had to make sure I wasn't wearing my noise cancelling headphones that I always wear while playing Among Us. I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!!

"Young man, please be quiet" said the priest.

He was literally the one who made the Among Us reference in the first place. What's his problem?

"THAT'S NOT VERY WHOLESOME!!!!!!!!!!"

This guy was definitely the imposter. There's no way he couldn't be.
I Naruto ran faster than anyone has ever Naruto ran before. Even Naruto himself would be proud of me.

As I was making my way up to the imposter, the security guard was chasing after me! I had to think fast.

After being chased around the room for two minutes, I hastily undid my pants and peed in the security guard's eyes. As he was being blinded by my pee, he was stumbling around and bumped into the wall very hard.

A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his stupid, ugly fat head. He fell and a pool of blood soon formed around him.

Everyone in the church was screaming and running out the door. I slammed my hand down on the crucifix, replicating the button you press in Among Us, which drove the crucifix further into his skull.

#"EMERGENCY MEETING!!!!!!!!!!!"

No one laughed. They were too busy screaming to notice. Whatever.
I stripped completely naked and went up to the priest. I replicated the Big Chungus pose with 100% accuracy.

"You probably don't even use Reddit. That's not very keanu chungus wholesome 100 of you. Go subscribe to r/atheism."

The priest had a look of shock on his face when I said that. The kind of face one would make if they caught their beloved child playing Fortnite.

He held a cross in front of himself and started talking about "possession" and "demons." He obviously doesn't know how to play Among Us so naturally, I felt bad for him. But he was still the imposter.

I grabbed him and threw him across the church, sending him crashing through the window and slammed against the street outside. A car ran over his head, causing his brain and skull fragments to splatter everywhere.

Then, I heard sirens and a helicopter flying around above the church. I went upstairs to the roof to check out what was going on.

"This is the police! Get down from the roof now or we will shoot!"

This guy is so sus, let me tell ya.

Obviously, I was not going to listen to an imposter so I was Naruto running around the roof. Bullets from the helicopter were raining down from above but none of them hit me since I was Naruto running so fast.

"Dammit, I can't hit him!"

I knew I had him beat then. So, I pulled out my gun (I always keep a glock in my foreskin so I can pull the Among Us death animation when I lose my virginity because I know it makes girls horny.)

I shot at the helicopter and it started spinning out of control and crashed into the front of the church, causing a huge explosion.
The roof started sliding off from the building, which landed on the cop cars and killed 8 cops. This also flung me into the street and I broke my foot, which was very sus.

I limped all the way to the woods where I am now hiding and writing this. I will update as soon as I can but I need to get out of here soon because I can hear people looking for me.

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Oh mine GOD, 😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈hath sent flushed thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆... prithee delete it! ❌❌🛑! 'lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑
❌ ..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

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2. Purchase twelve bags to ensure you have enough seeds to make the process somewhat quick.
3. Crush all the seeds - mix with an alcoholic beverage, ice cream or another item to reduce bitter flavour if you wish.
4. Make sure that you will not be saved - cardiac arrests are painful if you are saved, especially if the CPR is amateur (cracked ribs, etc).
5. Consume the seeds.

Following consumption of all 360 seeds, the cardiac arrest should be onset within minutes. Usually, you'd also have to go through a few hours of vomiting, nausea, muscle spasms, etc, but the sheer quantity of seeds means this wait is not necessary.

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Yesterday, I learned that a friend of mine has started dating a guy with blonde hair.
Which really doesn’t make any sense to me, because her last boyfriend had brown hair. When I asked her why she doesn’t find any brunette guys attractive anymore, she told me she thinks either hair color can look good if it’s on the right person. What the fuck? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m totally cool with people being attracted to whichever hair color they want, but pick a side, you know? I think she’s probably just doing this for the attention, or maybe she’s going through a transitional period where she figures out what she really wants. But either way, it’s creeping me out. I wonder if she’s gonna try to have a three-way with a blonde and a brunette or something. I don’t know. She’s never struck me as promiscuous before, but I guess I didn’t know her as well as I thought I did

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Political junkies are either busty women or the boob men who are drawn to them, rather than what you'd see in the population at large -- some boob men and some ass men, some buxom women and some bootylicious women.

Those three are from the anti-woke part of the Left, but you see the same boob orientation on the Right, where they're fixated on AOC and Ben Shapiro's sister (e.g., here, and the MAGA grifter women who show off their front rather than backside).

The only ones from Twitter who I recall carrying some meat in the seat are "haramgirlfriend" and "as\_a\_woman". But they're both busty, too, so it's not such an exception to the rule. And most of their reply guys focus on their boobs, not their asses. I don't read many accounts, so there could be others, but the basic point remains. I can't think of one who is a member of the IBTC, while having curvaceous hips-ass-and-thighs, which is a common body type.

You see this with political figures as well: the majority of junkies obsess over AOC's chest, while Tulsi's apple bottom goes sadly unnoticed.

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It depends if we're talking about having a nice fit, true unadulterated drip, or just overall swag. And also, we're ignoring stands and all the characters who appear in Gucci, Vogue, etc that he drew. Plus, I'm going to say that any times he's redrawn old characters doesn't count, since they look very different and often have a level of detail that's only there because they're one offs.

For having a nice fit, I think I have to give it to Bruno Bucciarati. Not only is he clearing wearing a bespoke tailored suit, he's getting far and away the most mileage out of his exposed chest, with an elaborate and visually interesting lace top (sometimes portrayed as a tattoo, though I believe the lace top is correct). The entirety of his suit has an ermine pattern, which was used as the lining of crowns and robes belonging to medieval royalty, invoking that pattern for the whole of a suit is a huge statement about his worth. Unlike other open tops, the little exposed of his chest shows that he's got a tremendous and masculine physique, even by the standards of muscular men around him. Zippers are hard to pull off in excess and often make you look like you're from the Matrix, they're perfectly placed to be accents and flair on his edges rather than filling out his torso area, the pristine gold and almost war medal-like shape invoke his status as practically the king of his community, but also his officer status within his group. He has exactly the right amount of ankle showing for Italian loafers with a slim pant (a lot of people fuck this up and fail to account for crossing a leg sitting, the legs suddenly shoot up and make the wearer look rather feminine and silly). He wears his hair in a stylish Bob cut at a razors edge along his jaw, which is both striking and necessitates regular maintenance. His hair is perfectly groomed, shiny, and straight, and his gold hair clips protect his look in any direction of breeze, he's not going to get hair in his eyes either. It's a truly prefect fit, flawlessly executed, that demonstrates his superior qualities as a man, meticulously groomed, involving historical symbols of authority and purity in subtle, yet powerful ways, there's no question that he's got the best fit.

Some runner ups include: Yasuho Hirose as likely runner up, Jobin, Funny Valentine, Jolyne Kujo, Risotto, and Kira deserve recognition as well (though his ideal look would be a mix and match between his two identities).

As for TRUE drip, it's actually kind of surprising how few characters wear jewelry, precious metals and stones, or designer clothes, probably because it's harder to draw. My mind went to the Pillar Men, but they were busted ass bangles, no diamonds, they don't glisten or sparkle. It's gotta be Pucci, he's wearing some REAL booshi shit, like $800 pants. On a regular day, at a prison, not out on the town mind you. His entire outfit seems to be custom made from silk and possibly inlaid gold, he's basically proving himself to be the opposite of what a priest should be, and perhaps even more significant is the fact that his weakness for high end apparel suggests his own propensity to be swayed, the weakness that DIO exploited.

For just overall swag, Gyro Zeppeli, no explanation needed.

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Hello Reddit UWU my name is fox chan nya\~ 🦊 and this September I'm getting married (wiggles tail in excitement) 😍🐈🇷🇺 I'm getting married next week to my alpha horse wolf Shadow Senpai 🐴🐺🥰. The dress code is animal themed but my sister won't do it. She's Vagen😳 and thinks it's bad (cries cutely while Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in G minor plays)🎶🎼♫🎤 (eyes turn red like demon, but not like demon) I want to not invite her 😡😤🤬😈 AITA?

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GUYS I WON FREE NFT ON A LUCKY SPINNING WHEEL!!1!1 I WAS ONLY PLAYING FREE GTA WHEN I SUDDENLY GOT A FREE NFT???!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

BUT WHERE IS MY NFT??? I PUT IN MY MOMS CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND I DIDNT GET MY NFT????!!!

WHERE IS NFT?????

MY MOMS MONEY IS NOW GONE BUT NO NFT??? WHERE IS NFT??? MONKE?? NFT!??!?!?!

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I want to take Ben to a ‘conservative retreat’ where there’s a challenge going on to ‘not talk politics and just bond and have fun in order to have a real experience’. After he’s somewhat acclimated to the people and environment, we start secretly dosing him with pure MDMA. Slowly. Eventually, he’ll get to the point where he feels completely connected with everyone there, it’s beautiful, BEAUTIFUL! When at the peak of the highest dose achieved, we gently reveal that they are all gay, leftists, trans, people with foreskin. Maybe add in a tiny soft dose of a psychedelic right before the reveal. Hug, dance, sing, talk, just exist together. See it that changes him for the better. If it doesn’t, release video to Fox News from the retreat of Ben Shapiro rolling face at a LGBTQ+ retreat giving everyone massages.

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When I was going through boot camp in the Marines, they fed us MREs for a week. Anyone who has ever had one knows MREs literally stop you up. I hadn’t pooped in about 4 days at the time. Was told to run up a 4 mile trail and back. I remember feeling so bloated and miserable. I made it up the hill and was coming back down when a monster shit pain hit. I just let it rip and passed a massive sized turd that I ran with for 4 miles in my skivvies. That turd rubbed a bald spot on my nuts that to this day, hair has never grown back. When I got back to the barracks, I took my knife and cut my underwear off and threw it in the garbage. Since that day and for many years after that, I went commando. I wear underwear now because my wife makes me.

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I wish slavery never happened because then there wouldn't be any black people in north america. (If you object to this you are defending slavery, if you do not you agree with a racist)

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Edit: thanks for the gold kinda stranger I didn’t expect this post to blow up! My life started growing up in a small farm in northern Kansas. My father was a farmer and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much and income was very little, my best toy I got growing up was a pig bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my two brothers. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher in my house life due to my fathers drinking problem as it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him once he was done working he would come home and drink but unlike his father he wouldn’t beat us unless we messed up, his father left him and his mother to fend for themselves after world war 2 though so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time my father did drink too much and he hit my little brother Jamey. Jamey didn’t know what to do and ran away during the night during a storm. The entire family was out looking for him but we never saw Jamey again. This made my father drink more and lead him to take his life when I was at the age of 16. My older brother and me had to completely take over the farm with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, life got very hard from here on out. We got a break when I was 18 with a good harvest we were able to save up some money. I was able to move out at the age of 21 and into a larger city in Tennessee. It was hard leaving the family as my ma was getting older but my older brother completely took over the farm and even expanded it into a more profitable work. I began working in what I was good at, repairing mechanics. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily within my town. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone I would write home about for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the farm and got his hand caught in it and heavily damaged. I had to come home and help with the farm, at the time I had attained a high position as a senior mechanic within an auto shop and sometimes worked on the side with repairing electronics. I went home and had to help with the farm for a year, ma wasn’t doing good at all. She passed the next year due to kidney disease. My brother eventually recovered and I returned to Tennessee, I attempted to return to my position but due to the time I was out I had been long replaced. I had to begin to work from the bottom again when I had a client come in, she was the most beautiful woman I ever seen in Tennessee with gorgeous brown hair. Nice to say that we hit it off pretty well, within a few weeks we were dating. I can say that she was one of the best things to have happened to me in my life. At the age of 30 I married her and my first child was on the way then. I had returned to my previous position and bought a nice house near the mountains of Tennessee. At the age of 34 my second child was born. My two kids are now both in high school, one a freshman, another a Senior. I continued my career into more electronics working on computers and fixing them. In 2013 while googling how to fix a small problem with a motherboard I found a strange site named reddit.com, this website had all the answers I needed and a community always ready to help. I’ve been on the site ever since. As you can see recently, I commented on this thread and some kind stranger gave me gold. Thank you again kind stranger.

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This "meme" make ZERO sense. Fucking idiots. Your "humor" has no leg to stand on. I hope this page gets banned for promoting false information. Blocking you. And no one bother responding. I don't waist my time with internet folk of a lower IQ.

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Amazing new mexico sunset. I’m hanging on a bridge with my friend mikey way from my chem.Its all orange and pink above us. We went to another waterpark again. I love high fives again. Totally back in love. Saw the most amazing movie… I think its called spirited away. Watch it.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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I am here to inform you of me living in your balls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my balls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my balls?

You could say I am living in everybody's balls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your balls, I am living in your balls.

How are you surviving in my balls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapor in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my balls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my balls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my balls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my balls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my balls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Will you pay rent?

I wasn't informed of any rent when I moved here, so no.

Are you imaginary?

I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your balls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your balls.

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Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm taking a shower (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so pleas don't DM me asking me where I am (im taking a shower, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be in the shower (again I don't expect you to understand) I'm actually really smelly and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be taking a shower, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Taking showers and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't undertsand).

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