Recently I've noticed a disturbing increase in hate crimes against the animesexual community and other POC (People Of Culture). Not just online but in public too. Yesterday I went to my city court house to file for me (M26) and my waifu's (F18, Kurumi Tokisaki) marriage license and the lady there just laughed in our face and told us to leave. We cannot stand idly by and allow this open oppression continue. I suggest that on December 20th we all meet up at D.C. and march on Washington for animesexual rights! Who's with me?

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My attraction to feet is certainly rooted in DNA. I've been attracted to feet for as long as I can remember, and in my opinion the theory indicating that the brain crosswires genital nerves in the brain with the nerves in the feet seems to be most accurate.

Female feet are the sexual object for me, breasts / ass are worthless sexually (though they are important secondary sex characteristics, they cannot give me an erection).

Seeing a girls feet is quite literally seeing her naked, she is fully exposed to me sexually. As one can imagine this was distracting in school.

I like feet of mostly any size, small feet and big feet can have their own upsides and downsides. They can be slender or thick (thick can turn me on a lot), they should be soft and proportionate with a nice nail shape. Bonus points if the soles have a discolored pigmentation like orange / red / pink, this often can go up onto the toes too - massive turn on.

I think most people prefer polish, personally i prefer unpolished toenails which is an extension of preferring girls with less makeup overall. Just cute natural feminine toes.

The fact that something so mundane can turn me on so much is incredible. Feet are hidden enough to be taboo but not socially unacceptable to be exposed. It's also hard to get, I have to chase them when a girl constantly wears sneakers or boots (almost guaranteed to apply to any girl I chase), so it creates great dynamics.

Around age 11 I discovered airport security and the requirement for passengers to remove their shoes. Now, when I meet a girl I always want to see her feet and in school I knew exactly what the feet of nearly every girl looked like, except for the rare elusive girls who never showed them. The concept of a girl not wearing socks and having to take off her shoes to systemically expose her feet (i.e. to a metal detector) is to me the god of all time.

When I think of "airport" I don't think of planes, my mind immediately switches to "airport security" and the girls take off their shoes to walk barefoot. At about the same age mentioned earlier, I discovered airport security. I started collecting photos of celebrities going through security barefoot, and I have probably around 4,000 photos and over 140 sets after collecting for almost a decade.

When attractive girls have shoes without socks, nothing is more exciting than seeing a girl take them off to reveal her bare feet, especially if she looks uncomfortable or embarrassed.

To me it's super valuable to see a girls feet, and the more she hides them the greater the desire is. If I'm entering a relationship with a girl and I have yet to see her feet, what I'm looking most forward to besides secks is simply being able to get a good look at her bare feet.

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this child’s mind or intellect or any form of knowledge or purpose isn’t even a concept in the earth,universe,multiverse or any where that can be see or not be seen or everything you can imagine and through the whole place that is from anyone and everyone’s eyes and every tissue of this non minded child which has every tissue or ion of this child just dumbed down to the point of having no purpose or contribution to the human race or anyone’s evolution and well-being which can help anyone in anyway and only cause harm to the fabric of reality right as we speak while everyone’s IQ is declining as everyone’s eyes and caught on the event and they can’t get off because of their everlasting shock while they are caught on the event while this child imbecile disgusting existence is in this multiverse when they shouldn’t be while making people ask themselves the large,unanswered question which is “what is the meaning of life?” “why am I in this low point of life looking at this unbelievable scene of events?”as she harms everyone’s intellectual meaning and IQ

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Last night, I had a dream where I was fucking Fuchsia from Animal Crossing in the ass. After we were finished, we rested together, and I affectionately put my fingers on her asshole and rubbed it gently. But a few moments later, I felt her asshole bulge, and she had to go to the bathroom.

Later on, she asked me whether I liked it when the shit reached her asshole or not. When I admitted that I did, she revealed to me that she had been holding in her shit for a few days, and she was desperate to release it. So we went into the bathroom and she spread her asshole. I began rubbing and fingering it, digging out chunks of shit. She couldn't hold it in anymore and began pushing it all out. I rubbed it all over her ass and legs as well as my cock. We eventually got so into it that we started eating the harder bits. She sucked the shit off my cock, and I pounded her ass again.

It was one of my best wet dreams.

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Greg Heffley could you please come to the front of the room and do the problem.

YO MAMA!!!

excuse me?

YO SLAP HAPPY GRAND PAPPY!!

well, I hardly think that-

YO BIG FANNY GRAND NANNY!!!

(laughter)

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SURPRISE! You have been slapped by a BIG COCK in the middle of your face! **BED** This is The Ultimate Dick War of All Times 2021! There is ONE rule. You can not cock someone who has already cocked you !! Try to cock as many as possible before they cock you. I've slapped you in the face already, so you can not cock me. Good luck! /    イ              (((ヽ
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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them big cock and massive gains this 2022 and thank them for everything they've done

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“Ah, hmm, yes, fine adult entertainment. This pornographic piece of media says a lot about society because of its deeper, not so obvious philosophical comments on human nature and how we, as a species, act. The way this gigantic black man is using his massive magnum cock to rearrange the organs of this woman reminds me of the beloved piece of literature known as 1984 by George Orwell.”

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CummyBot9999's comment karma is -100!!!

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Imagine having sex with Eddie Brock, not knowing the fact he is venom
And Eddie is about to cum, he moans "we are cumming".
Getting confused as you are not even close to climax, wondering what is he talking about and the next thing you see is black thick goo all inside you. Making creampie look like thick charcoal mask, confused.
After 9 months giving birth to a piece of huge black sludge, which can transform itself into a human. The child is obviously non binary, with pronouns they/them. Naming the child enom (Eddie and venom), and this was the story of
Venom:let there be cum

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does it smell❓??? is it big ???❓❓does it??? Is it hard???? Does it smell????❓❓ Smell?❓❓? Where is picture??? Where?? Is it hard enough??❓ Is it good??? Does it smell????❓❓does it smell❓??? is it big ???❓❓does it??? Is it hard???? Does it smell????❓❓ Smell?❓❓? Where is picture??? Where?? Is it hard enough??❓ Is it good??? Does it smell????❓❓

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YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL BEHAVIOR

WE HAVE CAUGHT YOU MOLESTING PLUTO FOR THE 12TH TIME NOW ALONG WITH SHOVING YOUR HEAD UP MICKEY'S ASSHOLE

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Ill say this again, i have 45 thousand in the bank ready to take off into ur account if u give me ownership of that pretty NFT of urs, please stop joking around and wasting our time, unlike u i have experience in NFT trading and make around 17 dollars a day from it so its become a pretty serious thing for me and soon it will be my main hustle

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So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down.

So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise).

But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging shit again and I am not sure how to respond to that.

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I want to fuck Suisei. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Suisei than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Suisei for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking to rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on /vt/ proposes that she has a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Suisei is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another guy! I want her to have feelings only for me! Even after she graduates I want her to hold me in her heart for a long time! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Suisei art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she hates people like me, and would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.

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So Flapjack is the username of a guy that was brought into our gaming clan/discord by a mutual friend/member. He was some kind of team lead in development at rockstar working on RDR2 at the time and the guy that brought him in was an acquaintance that was hoping Flap could get him a job at Rockstar at some point. I didn’t like Flap from the start. He was an arrogant know-it-all who threw his job status right in your face and demanded you worship him about it. Most of the guys in the clan kinda did, but I couldn’t stand the guy.

So one day in discord Flap made a claim that Romania is over 2,000 miles from Russia. Apparently there are Romanian characters in one of the GTA games or something and he was pissed that everyone was mistaking those characters as Russian. Well, of course I immediately challenge this arrogant prick on it. Romania 2,000 miles from Russia? Get the fuck real. The fallout was swift. He immediately shit back at me, because the geographical center of Russia is 2,000 miles from the geographical center of Romania, what kind of peasant must I be to measure the distance between two nations by the distance between their closest borders? Everyone knows you determine that distance by geographical center! I decided I’d had enough of the guy so I carried on the argument until he got too pissed to continue and he left the clan, but not before he had some choice words for me.

A few of the clan members followed him out but maintained a friendship with me. When they wouldn’t denounce me, Flap had the same kind of meltdown toward them banned them from his discord.

A few months later I reached out to Flap just to try to clear the air a bit. I apologized to him and said I wished things had gone differently. He said he appreciated the gesture but I can still get fucked.

I still sleep fine at night knowing Romania isn’t anywhere near 2,000 miles from Russia.

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You can be mad but I guess I don’t personally view my wife as an extension of myself and I’ve never really felt violated any of the 15 or so times my wife was broken in to. Once a guy accidentally left a bit of cum in my wife so if it keeps happening you might get a little treat.

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Tired of smelling pussy on my boyfriend’s face when I kiss him goodbye in the morning

But I can’t make myself confront him about it.

Got up this morning at 4:30 so I could shower and dress for work. Getting up extra early because we are so behind on process - wanted to get in early and get some extra work done. (Our office opens at 9:00.) My heart shattered when I kissed him goodbye and could smell pussy on his lips. (He came in around 3:00am last night.) How do I confront him? It’s not the first time I’ve noticed that particular scent on him. I know whose it is, too. Goddamnit. Just needed a moment to vent - thanks guys!

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Greetings. My name is Beef and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "Your Mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure. Onset Type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention... But your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever who just read this message enjoyed the humorous "Your Mother" joke. Thank you for your time and have a blessed day.

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This sub is supposed to contain professionals. Using smiley faces and whirly-dos in your comment leads me to believe you are a child on the internet. Professionals such as myself and other doctors frequent here seeking advice or merely venting. Childish comments belittle all we have accomplished and infantize the posts while potentially offending OP. I believe an edit is order to save yourself the disgrace of being in a place you don't belong. I have downvoted your comment, should you edit your comment I will remove the downvote. On second thought, the downvote stays as I believe this to be a quality learning opportunity on how to conduct oneself on the internet. Please recognize your audience before commenting irresponsibly.

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Undeniable proof I am not racist

My friend is black

My haircutter is black

My local shop owner is black

My eye is sometimes black

My cat is black

My slaves are black

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