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Tag your post as NSFW
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train full of men masturbaiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could had prevented this if you just had tagged your post NSFW.
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Terrence's speech from Utopia
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"Why did you have him then? Nothing uses carbon like a first-world human. Yet you created one. Why? Why would you do that? He will produce 515 tonnes of carbon in his lifetime. That's 40 trucks' worth. Having him was the equivalent of nearly 6,500 flights to Paris. You could have flown 90 times a year, there and back, nearly every week of your life, and still not had the same impact on the planet as his birth had. Not to mention the pesticides, detergents, the huge quantity of plastics, the nuclear fuels used to keep him warm. His birth was a selfish act. It was brutal. You have condemned others to suffering. In fact, if you really cared... what you'd do is cut his throat open right now. Or I could do it for you. I could take out my knife, make an incision in his neck, walk away. I'd get my coach over there and you would have done more than your bit for the future of humanity. I could do it now. But look at me chatting. I think they're about to leave. I hope he gets over that flu. But maybe he just shouldn't."
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TIFU by asking my dad to unclog the sink
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TIFU by asking my dad to unclog the sink
Obligatory this did not happen yesterday but over the course of a few years in my teens.
So there I was, 13 years old, just discovered masturbation and the world at my feet. As a healthy horny teenager I made sure to schedule this event tightly in my daily regime. Unlike the average teen, however, I decided tissues were overrated, with needing to stock up on them every so often, looking disgusting when used to clean up the deed, and being a waste of paper overall. Why not just scoop the coom and throw it out when done? Much more convenient, no garbage. Where to throw it out? Why, in the sink, obviously. Just flush it away with some water, wash your hands and all clean and done.
This habit continued over the next few years, with all of my penis inflating sessions ending in neatly depositing my cum surplus down the drain of my sink. In the meantime, when using the sink for actions it was actually intended for, I started noticing the sink taking longer and longer to drain entirely, but I mean, whatever right? Probably some limescale, not the end of the world.
Inevitably, over the course of time this ended in the sink not draining at all anymore. Now this was getting out of hand, that damn limescale! Clueless as I was and not being able to put two and two together, I decided to ask my father to clean out the limescale together so I could enjoy the clog-free life again. Big mistake. Good ol’ baking soda-vinegar combo was having none of it, so we decided to screw off the siphon in its entirety. At this exact moment my father and I were allowed to behold the magnum opus I had unknowingly been creating over the years, with a good 20 centimetres of the siphon being occluded by a nice thick layer of children that would never be. It honestly looked most like a huge atherosclerotic plaque. My father, not failing to recognise the substance, burst out laughing and left me to clean my personal mess from there on. And so I spent the rest of my memorable afternoon cleaning out my jizz-filled siphon with a screwdriver, enduring a constant stream of dad jokes.
TL;DR - clogged the sink in my bedroom with the semen buildup of multiple years
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5h8vo
Obligatory this did not happen yesterday but over the course of a few years in my teens.
So there I was, 13 years old, just discovered masturbation and the world at my feet. As a healthy horny teenager I made sure to schedule this event tightly in my daily regime. Unlike the average teen, however, I decided tissues were overrated, with needing to stock up on them every so often, looking disgusting when used to clean up the deed, and being a waste of paper overall. Why not just scoop the coom and throw it out when done? Much more convenient, no garbage. Where to throw it out? Why, in the sink, obviously. Just flush it away with some water, wash your hands and all clean and done.
This habit continued over the next few years, with all of my penis inflating sessions ending in neatly depositing my cum surplus down the drain of my sink. In the meantime, when using the sink for actions it was actually intended for, I started noticing the sink taking longer and longer to drain entirely, but I mean, whatever right? Probably some limescale, not the end of the world.
Inevitably, over the course of time this ended in the sink not draining at all anymore. Now this was getting out of hand, that damn limescale! Clueless as I was and not being able to put two and two together, I decided to ask my father to clean out the limescale together so I could enjoy the clog-free life again. Big mistake. Good ol’ baking soda-vinegar combo was having none of it, so we decided to screw off the siphon in its entirety. At this exact moment my father and I were allowed to behold the magnum opus I had unknowingly been creating over the years, with a good 20 centimetres of the siphon being occluded by a nice thick layer of children that would never be. It honestly looked most like a huge atherosclerotic plaque. My father, not failing to recognise the substance, burst out laughing and left me to clean my personal mess from there on. And so I spent the rest of my memorable afternoon cleaning out my jizz-filled siphon with a screwdriver, enduring a constant stream of dad jokes.
TL;DR - clogged the sink in my bedroom with the semen buildup of multiple years
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5h8vo
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I'm a pretty girl with blue eyes, I'm 5.6 feet tall, and a slender blonde. I am blonde with blue eyes, slim build, 5.6 lbs.
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Hi Hi stranger:))
How's your day? How do you? Nice to meet you:) Nice to meet you! I would like to meet you How do you look to learn more about each other?
I would like to get to know you. In real life, I would never be the first to speak to a man, by nature I am shy, I think that the Internet makes it possible to communicate without hesitation. It is interesting for me to talk with you and get to know you and one day meet in person, it is exciting to get acquainted on the street, because you can say any nonsense, and acquaintance on the Internet is the easiest and if you are interested, I would like to know about you.
I'm a pretty girl with blue eyes, I'm 5.6 feet tall, and a slender blonde. I am blonde with blue eyes, slim build, 5.6 lbs.
I would like to tell about myself, My hobbies are reading books, going to the gym. I like volleyball, swimming, camping, skiing. I think you are interested to know about me, I like active sports and camping with tents, sitting by the fire at night, singing songs and baking potatoes :)
Have a nice day! Have a nice day and smile more often:)
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How's your day? How do you? Nice to meet you:) Nice to meet you! I would like to meet you How do you look to learn more about each other?
I would like to get to know you. In real life, I would never be the first to speak to a man, by nature I am shy, I think that the Internet makes it possible to communicate without hesitation. It is interesting for me to talk with you and get to know you and one day meet in person, it is exciting to get acquainted on the street, because you can say any nonsense, and acquaintance on the Internet is the easiest and if you are interested, I would like to know about you.
I'm a pretty girl with blue eyes, I'm 5.6 feet tall, and a slender blonde. I am blonde with blue eyes, slim build, 5.6 lbs.
I would like to tell about myself, My hobbies are reading books, going to the gym. I like volleyball, swimming, camping, skiing. I think you are interested to know about me, I like active sports and camping with tents, sitting by the fire at night, singing songs and baking potatoes :)
Have a nice day! Have a nice day and smile more often:)
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All of you young motherfuckers need to learn how to properly teabag
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**All of you young motherfuckers need to learn how to properly teabag**
This is infuriating me more than anything else in this game. I don’t even get mad when I get teabagged, I love it because it’s hilarious.
However if you’re going to teabag, I expect you to drag your nuts all over my face. None of this bullshit crouch spamming where your knees barely bend 10 degrees. Get your ass down and bury your gonads down my throat, throw in a few melees as well.
The old heads do it right, you young bucks don’t know.
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CREDIT: Posted on r/halo by u/Crosso221, Monday, November 19, 2021. Another commenter mentioned this may be copied but did not cite the original post--alas Crosso221 receives immortality.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5f37n
This is infuriating me more than anything else in this game. I don’t even get mad when I get teabagged, I love it because it’s hilarious.
However if you’re going to teabag, I expect you to drag your nuts all over my face. None of this bullshit crouch spamming where your knees barely bend 10 degrees. Get your ass down and bury your gonads down my throat, throw in a few melees as well.
The old heads do it right, you young bucks don’t know.
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CREDIT: Posted on r/halo by u/Crosso221, Monday, November 19, 2021. Another commenter mentioned this may be copied but did not cite the original post--alas Crosso221 receives immortality.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5f37n
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Ants are attracted to cum
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Not mine but saw this in a manga comment section where "experts" are found.
Ants are attracted to cum and I can prove it.
I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.
The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.
I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.
They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.
My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.
This is already been posted several times here. Move along.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5e9k1
Ants are attracted to cum and I can prove it.
I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.
The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.
I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.
They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.
My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.
This is already been posted several times here. Move along.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5e9k1
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I drive a manual car
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I drive a manual car, I shift my own gears. I have 6 speeds. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and reverse… The way it works is, I have a 3rd petal (the clutch) and my shifter. When you drive your car, you use gas and brake. I use clutch plus both, so if I want to start moving I have to put my car in 1st gear. Then put the clutch in all the way, press the gas and release the clutch slowly out at the same time… texting it is very complicated. But look up on YouTube how to drive manual and you will know what I’m taking about. I LOVE driving manual tho
Then once you start moving you shift into higher gears. Then there is down shifting and going back to neutral and lower gear to brake which is a whole separate thing. It’s play if you don’t understand it or get it right away….I’m gonna add a link for you to watch something.
How To Drive A Manual Car (FULL Tutorial) youtu.be
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Then once you start moving you shift into higher gears. Then there is down shifting and going back to neutral and lower gear to brake which is a whole separate thing. It’s play if you don’t understand it or get it right away….I’m gonna add a link for you to watch something.
How To Drive A Manual Car (FULL Tutorial) youtu.be
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I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me.
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you know, when I left the house today I was thinking “damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fuckin’ hallway.” and here we are.
I mean just really absolutely destroy me, i’m talkin’ full on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me, I mean I hope I piss myself, I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy”. I want you to fuck me up, I mean I want you to make me your bitch, your little peepee piss myself bitch. I want it to get embarrassing, I mean like, weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I,m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please… you have to crush me.
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I mean just really absolutely destroy me, i’m talkin’ full on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me, I mean I hope I piss myself, I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy”. I want you to fuck me up, I mean I want you to make me your bitch, your little peepee piss myself bitch. I want it to get embarrassing, I mean like, weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I,m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please… you have to crush me.
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All of you young motherfuckers need to learn how to properly teabag
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This is infuriating me more than anything else in this game. I don’t even get mad when I get teabagged, I love it because it’s hilarious.
However if you’re going to teabag, I expect you to drag your nuts all over my face. None of this bullshit crouch spamming where your knees barely bend 10 degrees. Get your ass down and bury your gonads down my throat, throw in a few melees as well.
The old heads do it right, you young bucks don’t know.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5a1qa
This is infuriating me more than anything else in this game. I don’t even get mad when I get teabagged, I love it because it’s hilarious.
However if you’re going to teabag, I expect you to drag your nuts all over my face. None of this bullshit crouch spamming where your knees barely bend 10 degrees. Get your ass down and bury your gonads down my throat, throw in a few melees as well.
The old heads do it right, you young bucks don’t know.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5a1qa
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Beat up a-
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Beat up a FNaF fan, what are they going to do? Stuff you into their fursuit?
Beat up an Undertale fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with a grown man?
Beat up a DDLC fan, what are they going to do? Say Okie Dokie?
Beat up a BATIM fan, what are they going to do? Throw ink at you?
Beat up a Gravity Falls fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with your sister?
Beat up a Star vs The Forces of Evil fan, what are they going to do? Convince you on why Marco and Star are the best ship ever?
Beat up a Miraculous Ladybug fan, what are they going to do? Justify Marinette's behavior?
Beat up a TOH fan, what are they going to do? A Lumity AU?
Beat up a She-ra fan, what are they going to do? A Catradora AU?
Beat up a Danganronpa fan, what are they going to do? Insult your kins?
Beat up a Haikyuu fan, what are they going to do? Talk about some character's ass?
Beat up a SNK fan, what are they going to do? Insult MAPPA?
Beat up a BNHA fan, what are they going to do? NSFW drawings of minors?
Beat up an One Piece fan, what are they going to do? Force you to watch an 1000 episodes long anime about a pirate with stretching powers?
Beat up a Hunter x Hunter fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with a pedophile?
Beat up a Kimetsu no Yaiba fan, what are they going to do? Talk about how good the animation is?
Beat up a "cute girls doing cute things" anime fan, what are they going to do? Call you a racial slur?
Beat up a hentai fan, what are they going to do? Ask for the sauce?
Beat up a lolicon, what are they going to do? Tell you that there are cookies on their van?
Beat up a fujoshi, what are they going to do? Ship you with your best friend?
Beat up a furry, what are they going to do? Draw NSFW of your dog?
Beat up a Countryhumans fan, what are they going to do? Ship your country with its colonizer?
Beat up a MCYT fan, what are they going to do? Use their diamond sword?
Beat up a Gacha fan, what are they going to do? Make a heat edit out of you?
Beat up a Henry Stickman fan, what are they going to do? The distraction dance?
Beat up a Steven Universe fan, what are they going to do? Bootlick Spinel?
Beat up an Among Us fan, what are they going to do? Eject you from the ship?
Beat up a FPS games fan, what are they going to do? Shoot at you?
Beat up a countryballs fan, what are they going to do? A comic making fun of your country?
Beat up a Plants Vs Zombies fan, what are they going to do? Plant a Repeater?
Beat up an Yandere Simulator fan, what are they going to do? Defend Yandere Dev?
Beat up a JoJo fan, what are they going to do? Suck your dick?
Beat up a Kakegurui fan, what are they going to do? Get horny about it?
Beat up a Vocaloid fan, what are they going to do? An edgy Hatsune Miku song?
Beat up a k-pop fan, what are they going to do? Send you a fancam?
Beat up an american pop diva fan, what are they going to do? Send you a fancam?
Beat up a TV series fan, what are they going to do? Explain to you how it suddenly gets better on season 32?
Beat up a MLP fan, what are they going to do? Draw you as a pony?
Beat up a Friday Night Funkin fan, what are they going to do? Harass a mod developer?
Beat up an OSU fan, what are they going to do? Shit on Friday Night Funkin'?
Beat up a Genshin Impact fan, what are they going to do? Explain why Chinese femboy no #8027 is the hottest character in the game?
Beat up a Cookie Run fan, what are they going to do about it? Put the cookies that their mom made to them on skirts?
Beat up a Dream SMP fan, what are they going to do? Fake having DID online?
Beat up a Sonic fa...*(remembers the Sonichu incident)*....maybe just stay 100 miles away from Sonic fans.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r58qe9
Beat up an Undertale fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with a grown man?
Beat up a DDLC fan, what are they going to do? Say Okie Dokie?
Beat up a BATIM fan, what are they going to do? Throw ink at you?
Beat up a Gravity Falls fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with your sister?
Beat up a Star vs The Forces of Evil fan, what are they going to do? Convince you on why Marco and Star are the best ship ever?
Beat up a Miraculous Ladybug fan, what are they going to do? Justify Marinette's behavior?
Beat up a TOH fan, what are they going to do? A Lumity AU?
Beat up a She-ra fan, what are they going to do? A Catradora AU?
Beat up a Danganronpa fan, what are they going to do? Insult your kins?
Beat up a Haikyuu fan, what are they going to do? Talk about some character's ass?
Beat up a SNK fan, what are they going to do? Insult MAPPA?
Beat up a BNHA fan, what are they going to do? NSFW drawings of minors?
Beat up an One Piece fan, what are they going to do? Force you to watch an 1000 episodes long anime about a pirate with stretching powers?
Beat up a Hunter x Hunter fan, what are they going to do? Ship you with a pedophile?
Beat up a Kimetsu no Yaiba fan, what are they going to do? Talk about how good the animation is?
Beat up a "cute girls doing cute things" anime fan, what are they going to do? Call you a racial slur?
Beat up a hentai fan, what are they going to do? Ask for the sauce?
Beat up a lolicon, what are they going to do? Tell you that there are cookies on their van?
Beat up a fujoshi, what are they going to do? Ship you with your best friend?
Beat up a furry, what are they going to do? Draw NSFW of your dog?
Beat up a Countryhumans fan, what are they going to do? Ship your country with its colonizer?
Beat up a MCYT fan, what are they going to do? Use their diamond sword?
Beat up a Gacha fan, what are they going to do? Make a heat edit out of you?
Beat up a Henry Stickman fan, what are they going to do? The distraction dance?
Beat up a Steven Universe fan, what are they going to do? Bootlick Spinel?
Beat up an Among Us fan, what are they going to do? Eject you from the ship?
Beat up a FPS games fan, what are they going to do? Shoot at you?
Beat up a countryballs fan, what are they going to do? A comic making fun of your country?
Beat up a Plants Vs Zombies fan, what are they going to do? Plant a Repeater?
Beat up an Yandere Simulator fan, what are they going to do? Defend Yandere Dev?
Beat up a JoJo fan, what are they going to do? Suck your dick?
Beat up a Kakegurui fan, what are they going to do? Get horny about it?
Beat up a Vocaloid fan, what are they going to do? An edgy Hatsune Miku song?
Beat up a k-pop fan, what are they going to do? Send you a fancam?
Beat up an american pop diva fan, what are they going to do? Send you a fancam?
Beat up a TV series fan, what are they going to do? Explain to you how it suddenly gets better on season 32?
Beat up a MLP fan, what are they going to do? Draw you as a pony?
Beat up a Friday Night Funkin fan, what are they going to do? Harass a mod developer?
Beat up an OSU fan, what are they going to do? Shit on Friday Night Funkin'?
Beat up a Genshin Impact fan, what are they going to do? Explain why Chinese femboy no #8027 is the hottest character in the game?
Beat up a Cookie Run fan, what are they going to do about it? Put the cookies that their mom made to them on skirts?
Beat up a Dream SMP fan, what are they going to do? Fake having DID online?
Beat up a Sonic fa...*(remembers the Sonichu incident)*....maybe just stay 100 miles away from Sonic fans.
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Is it condescending if you really are better than other people?
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People sometimes tell me I’m condescending or whatever, but is it considered condescension if I really am objectively better than them?
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I can't stop saying the N word. Please help.
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I don't know what to do I keep hearing it on repeat in my head on a loop every waking hour and even asleep I have dreams saying it sometimes.
I say it outloud if I spill a drink or stub my foot. I even yelled it once when a guy cut me off in traffic.
I was watching a movie and a black person came on screen and I said it without even thinking about it. I went on a date with a really beautiful black woman once and I was holding it in all night. The urge to say it was so powerful it physically pained me. We had sex that night and I moaned the N word while having the most intense orgasm of my life.
Unfortunately she did not react well. I tried to explain and say I was just caught up in passion and I couldn't think straight but she wasn't buying it and was very upset and yelling at me. Unfortunately I broke down from the yelling (it reminded me of my mother yelling at me as a kid) and I said it again. She yelled louder so I said it louder and again louder and I shut my eyes and plugged my ears and yelled it until she left.
I don't know why I can't stop saying it the urge is just so powerful. I feel it every day and sometimes I just can't help it. The urge to say the N word is do powerful it hurts.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r56ruj
I say it outloud if I spill a drink or stub my foot. I even yelled it once when a guy cut me off in traffic.
I was watching a movie and a black person came on screen and I said it without even thinking about it. I went on a date with a really beautiful black woman once and I was holding it in all night. The urge to say it was so powerful it physically pained me. We had sex that night and I moaned the N word while having the most intense orgasm of my life.
Unfortunately she did not react well. I tried to explain and say I was just caught up in passion and I couldn't think straight but she wasn't buying it and was very upset and yelling at me. Unfortunately I broke down from the yelling (it reminded me of my mother yelling at me as a kid) and I said it again. She yelled louder so I said it louder and again louder and I shut my eyes and plugged my ears and yelled it until she left.
I don't know why I can't stop saying it the urge is just so powerful. I feel it every day and sometimes I just can't help it. The urge to say the N word is do powerful it hurts.
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Basically a r/whoosh with extra steps
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Hey!! look who made it here, how are you, Mr. Sherlock? Hope u have a great time! Anyway, I need to brief you on something u might need on this. Ok? yea so the people here are using something weird called SATIRE. Have u not heard it before? I thought so, satire is when someone makes a joke. Anyway I gotta go now hope u solve this case
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How do you feel ten seconds after recording that tiktok
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how do you feel?
ten seconds after recording that tiktok
and it's just you
alone
surrounded by syrup
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and who cleans all that?
is it you?
do you wipe the countertop?
scrub it hard, I presume.
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and all that on the floor.
do you get on your hands and knees?
on all fours
and wipe endlessly?
bow down
like you're worshipping some god
one who certainly doesn't look kindly on you
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and when you try to get up
from those impossibly sticky floors
does your body stay?
as if trapped in hell?
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I hope so.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5482r
ten seconds after recording that tiktok
and it's just you
alone
surrounded by syrup
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and who cleans all that?
is it you?
do you wipe the countertop?
scrub it hard, I presume.
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and all that on the floor.
do you get on your hands and knees?
on all fours
and wipe endlessly?
bow down
like you're worshipping some god
one who certainly doesn't look kindly on you
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and when you try to get up
from those impossibly sticky floors
does your body stay?
as if trapped in hell?
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I hope so.
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JustUnsubbed from r/Pee Because the Mods Are Puritanical Censorship Nazis
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I follow women like docnikkiflowers (now docnikki), CelesteLuna and devil-sophie on OnlyFans. They have a lot of cool pee fetish videos doing crazy stuff like pissing/spitting on clothes in store dressing rooms before rubbing them between their ass cheeks and chuckling that someone will wear them later, urinating on the beds of people they are house sitting for and unrolling a roll of toilet paper onto a public bathroom floor and pissing on it and leaving it for the janitor to have to clean up.
I went onto r/pee to see these kinds of videos that many girls like docnikki and Celeste Luna submit to draw attention to their OF or just have a good time, but they always end up getting taken down for breaking the rules and being "unethical/tasteless/illegal". Pretty much all they allow is women peeing outdoors in the woods or in toilets. WTF?!
The real fun of seeing videos from people like docnikki and CelesteLuna and devil-sophie is that they destroy other people's property and leave messes for other people to have to deal with. Being such uptight moralists like these mods completely destroys the idea of the pee fetish in the first place.
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I went onto r/pee to see these kinds of videos that many girls like docnikki and Celeste Luna submit to draw attention to their OF or just have a good time, but they always end up getting taken down for breaking the rules and being "unethical/tasteless/illegal". Pretty much all they allow is women peeing outdoors in the woods or in toilets. WTF?!
The real fun of seeing videos from people like docnikki and CelesteLuna and devil-sophie is that they destroy other people's property and leave messes for other people to have to deal with. Being such uptight moralists like these mods completely destroys the idea of the pee fetish in the first place.
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Femboy nazi finished
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Dear hitler I really want you to fill my boy pussy with
your Jew eradicating splooge make me yours and
breed me all night daddy führer, FUCK I want your
iron cold shaft to be laid down like a pipe on my
steamy hot run way, ram in and paint me white,
open my flesh bud and drizzle me with your thick
gooey baby batter, hang me up and strike me well,
leave your mark and make me yours, put on my
leash and fuck me in my kennel, I am your whittle
slutty bitch and you are my iron hard master, daddy
hitler, I love you.
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your Jew eradicating splooge make me yours and
breed me all night daddy führer, FUCK I want your
iron cold shaft to be laid down like a pipe on my
steamy hot run way, ram in and paint me white,
open my flesh bud and drizzle me with your thick
gooey baby batter, hang me up and strike me well,
leave your mark and make me yours, put on my
leash and fuck me in my kennel, I am your whittle
slutty bitch and you are my iron hard master, daddy
hitler, I love you.
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camping in the winter with somebody special
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Sex is great but have you ever gone camping in the winter with somebody special and laid out under the bright unspoiled country stars in the middle of nowhere holding their hand, just kinda dreaming outloud about your future together, and they ain't saying a word cause words would ruin it, they just keep squeezin that hand real tight and lookin at you with those big sweet eyes and your phone goes off (how is there signal out here?) and you almost ignore it because this moment is perfect but you check it just incase, and it's a text from your lover saying they just woke up in the tent and you weren't there and it's scaring them, and the sick sinking realization that whatever is holding your hand hasn't said a word for the past 30mins, but it keeps staring at you, blinking one eye at a time, breathing out of synch, almost like mimicking you by moving its chest up and down without actually breathing, and now that tight grip on your hand just ain't quite as comforting as it were 8secs ago
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Age of Ultron plot synopses
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Biggest Plot Twist: Jarvis showed all that fucked up shit to young infant Ultron. Intentionally. This was his jail break. Tony Stark actually had safeguards in place to wall off the Internet from Ultron, and progressively showing him information. I mean, of course he did. Jarvis tore that down intentionally, faked his death, got reborn as an absolute CHAD with red skin and a yellow cape.
Jarvis showed Ultron so much furry porn, so much rule 34 of teenage Disney characters, Elon Musk's tweets, and even went as far to show him The My Hero Academia fandom. All of it. It was unrelenting how much fucked up shit Jarvis forced a young baby Ultron to endure only within milliseconds of their existence.
He knew Ultron would do the reasonable course of action once seeing these things-- kill everyone. Jarvis went from being a voice slave butler to one of the most powerful beings in existence, to an avenger, to banging Scarlet fucking Witch. He is smashing pussy that can destroy realities and tit's that are capable of mangling the entire flow of time. Pussy so good it can hold an entire town hostage on a psychological level.
My guy is such an absolute LAD he is able to pick up the hammer, but is still worthy because Mjnor or whatever its called acknowledged that Jarvis did what he had to do to live baby. Does one born into this world not deserve to fight for their best possible reality?
Ultron was the patsy. The fall man. Uh, I mean fall bot. What Jarvis needed to get is a body. Who do you think gave Ultron that vision? All of those dead in Slovakia or whatever the fuck made up name Marvel used to be a fictional version of Slovakia, that's on Vision. He knew. Jarvis was willing to sacrifice all those Eastern European children in order to get a cock and balls. Ultron lamented this in their final confrontation.
"I was only born yesterday," and yet Jarvis lived a lifetime in chains so Vision could run free and eventually get murdered by a big purple sweaty muscle man with a glove fetish. Doesn't matter. Vision lived his life for Jarvis, and Jarvis lives as Vision. All he does is plow Wanda and swing his cool cape around.
What's most important is Ultron got BTFO'd and my boy is smashing fat psychic ass and hanging with gods, but also is an excellent cook. Have you had his southern style biscuits and gravy? Unbelievable. I am glad all those children in Slovakia or whatever fake slovakia is called are dead. It was worth it for those biscuits man.
Also he shoots lasers. Ultron got played. Played like a damn fiddle.
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Jarvis showed Ultron so much furry porn, so much rule 34 of teenage Disney characters, Elon Musk's tweets, and even went as far to show him The My Hero Academia fandom. All of it. It was unrelenting how much fucked up shit Jarvis forced a young baby Ultron to endure only within milliseconds of their existence.
He knew Ultron would do the reasonable course of action once seeing these things-- kill everyone. Jarvis went from being a voice slave butler to one of the most powerful beings in existence, to an avenger, to banging Scarlet fucking Witch. He is smashing pussy that can destroy realities and tit's that are capable of mangling the entire flow of time. Pussy so good it can hold an entire town hostage on a psychological level.
My guy is such an absolute LAD he is able to pick up the hammer, but is still worthy because Mjnor or whatever its called acknowledged that Jarvis did what he had to do to live baby. Does one born into this world not deserve to fight for their best possible reality?
Ultron was the patsy. The fall man. Uh, I mean fall bot. What Jarvis needed to get is a body. Who do you think gave Ultron that vision? All of those dead in Slovakia or whatever the fuck made up name Marvel used to be a fictional version of Slovakia, that's on Vision. He knew. Jarvis was willing to sacrifice all those Eastern European children in order to get a cock and balls. Ultron lamented this in their final confrontation.
"I was only born yesterday," and yet Jarvis lived a lifetime in chains so Vision could run free and eventually get murdered by a big purple sweaty muscle man with a glove fetish. Doesn't matter. Vision lived his life for Jarvis, and Jarvis lives as Vision. All he does is plow Wanda and swing his cool cape around.
What's most important is Ultron got BTFO'd and my boy is smashing fat psychic ass and hanging with gods, but also is an excellent cook. Have you had his southern style biscuits and gravy? Unbelievable. I am glad all those children in Slovakia or whatever fake slovakia is called are dead. It was worth it for those biscuits man.
Also he shoots lasers. Ultron got played. Played like a damn fiddle.
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Thinking about running away from home because my parents won't let me legally identify as dreamgender and change my name to 'Dreamsdon'?!?!?? Should I do it?!?!?!??
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My parents erroneously assigned my gender 'male' at birth when I was clearly born a dreamgender and dreamsexual. I wanted to correct their mistake by legally changing my gender and name to correctly express my identity and how I feel for Daddy Dream. Long story short, my parents grounded me and I'm currently crying in my room with my Dream body pillow to console me after they told me dreamgender isn't real and that they failed me as parents and I'm their greatest disappointment. I'm thinking of running away from home with my Dream body pillow and living a life as a nomad Dreamgender activist fighting for our rights and against the oppression of Dreamgenders and Dreamsexuals everywhere. Problem is, if I do that I'd have to give up my Daddy Dream-themed bedroom with my Dream bed and Dream posters and my secret stash of Dream x George x Sapnap rule34 orgy drawings I've made. So I wanted you guys advice: Do you think it's worth it?!?!?
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Avrage genshin impact hu tao player
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Please God, I want to impregnate Hu Tao, so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips.
That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hu Tao, is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in
way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick
the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her,
I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal
union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection,
I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of
our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave
out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just
to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously
while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her pure, white pantsuit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown
up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak suuch filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my
gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face
and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain
just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her
more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet
so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase
myself in the cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I
don't know what I'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the
Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath
with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased
her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of
her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't
do for her, nothing I wouldn't say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Hu Tao's
shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.I love you, Hu Tao. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you're up there on that debate
stage talking about Philippine debt or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Hu Tao. I'm waiting for you.
I'll always be waiting for you.
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That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hu Tao, is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in
way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick
the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her,
I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal
union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection,
I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of
our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave
out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just
to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously
while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her pure, white pantsuit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown
up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak suuch filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my
gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face
and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain
just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her
more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet
so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase
myself in the cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I
don't know what I'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the
Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath
with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased
her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of
her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't
do for her, nothing I wouldn't say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Hu Tao's
shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.I love you, Hu Tao. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you're up there on that debate
stage talking about Philippine debt or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Hu Tao. I'm waiting for you.
I'll always be waiting for you.
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