Step 1: Look down there. Omg!!! 😳 🫣😱 😆 Nooo nuts!!!✂️🚫🥜Hahahah! 😃😂 How did you lose em? Not man enough? Became Emo?🖤 You silly goose. 😆
Step 2: Cry (especially since rn you dont have the balls not to)... Let it out, it's okay. 🥹😢😭🤗 We all make mistakes. 😳 Owning up is the huge step.👣
Step 3: Listen to this song by Rucka Ali to gain insights into how you lost your nuts. 👂♫
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uFSfEw6gYsU. You may need therapy. Which will be paid for at your expense............💰💸🤏👺. But dont be an entitled brat about it 🤢🤮
Step 4: Reclaim your masculinity and stop cumplaining about the bad things in life. 🚫😫📉📉📉🔪💣⚰️☠️💀🦠🧬🩸😭🔫... Look on the bright side 📈📈🪩🎊😇😂❤️👀. Don't think rationally either. 🚫🧐. Like don't wear seat belts!!! Also drink beer and run the risk of addiction... 🍺📉📉. And hunt to make animals suffer for your entertainment
🔪😿🔫, 😃😄😁😁😀👺.
Step 5: Go to the dollar with your grind money from your minimum wage job and buy some tape, glue, and a marker....💵 🏬. Be sure not to think of the Chinese factories!!!!🏭 Dont think about the slave labour or the children robbed of a future or the poor work place conditions tho (dont be negative)
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Step 6: Twist off the top of that glue bottle and chug it down like bepsi!! 🥤👇! Try not to throw up!! 🚫🤢🤮 After all, you're trying to become a man again...🔁 👨, you need to accept the struggle!!!! 📉📉💣🪓🧨🔪⛓🩸😞😕😬😮😨☹️. Dont Cry Tho 🚫😢😭!!! You need to bottle it up your emotions and become violent in order to hurt more animals and humans!!!!!!
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Step 7: Grab the tape and rip off a strip!! ✂️🎞️. Stick the tape onto your forehead 🎞️🤦. Grab a marker 🖊 and go to the bathroom. Stare into the mirror at your pathetic-self. 🪞☹️👎🤢🤮. Write on the tape "Reattach My Testies" (and you can write this because your forehead is massive). Then Planter's Mr.Peanut 🥜 👨 will spawn in front of you and hand over a can of peanuts. 🥜. He will then disappear 💨🫥.
Step 8: Consume the can of overly salted nuts🧂 🥜. Suck it up. And your testicles will slowly grow back during the peanut eating process.
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Thanks for reading 🙏 😊. And i'm glad to have turned you back into a man!! 👨. Hopefully with these nuts you'll have many babies that will eventually die along with their offspring!!!
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