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elongated musk rat
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Hello guys, my names Harley Quinn, I mean not Harley Quinn and today we will be seeing what happens when we pour molten aluminium in a elongated musk rat
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A comment from r/kanye
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Yeezy, Yeezy, 🐻 what's good? 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻 It's your boy Max B 😎, what's going on? 😉 Just checking ✔✔ in on you 😁 Appreciate the love and support ❤❤ The wave 🌊 is here 💪🏻 You a wavey 🌊 dude 😂 anyway, so you already know 💯 Ain't no ❌ problem, man, the game 🎤... You 🐻 already know how this game thing goes ⬆ Do your wave nigga 🌊 You got the official wave ©🌊© man Just, just doing you... 😆 Doing you 🙃, doing your wave 🌊🌊 And keep it loopy 🔄, I know you're going to keep it loopy🔁 man ✌🏻 Shoutout, 📣 just shout you out 📢 Hollering at you man, it's all love ❤❤❤ I appreciate the... the energy 🌟 And we here 👯, hit the town 🏪, we do something big 😮 We gonna make a big tsunami 🌊🌊 up in the joint 😂 You already know what it is, ahh 😀 Silver Surfer 🏄🏾🌊 Silver Surfer in the flesh 🏄🏾🌊 Silver surfer in the flesh Max B 😎 shoutout to Yeezy 🐻 What's good 👍🏻👍🏻, I see you 😏 It's love ❤❤ appreciate it 👍🏻 It's honor ✊🏻, appreciate it 🌊Ugh, wavey, baby, yeah 🌊
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Why did they make Cloaker's ass so shiny?
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Why did they make Cloaker's ass so shiny? Seriously, it serves no other purpose but to be distracting. The fabric on his ass and thighs is completely different and makes them stand out so much. I wanna \*\*\*\* and \*\*\*\* his \*\*\*\*\*\*\* like you wouldn't believe. And then there's those thigh straps, just to make things even worse... Highlighting his crotch area like that. It seriously makes my mouth water. I know, Taser pretty much has the same armor, but Cloaker's just stands out more.

If Cloaker's ass isn't shiny in Payday3 I'm going to be disappointed.
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Women ☕️
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Women☕️
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r/teenagers copypasta
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“What is sex👅👀?”Johnny👨‍🦱♂️ got up and said:“Sex is a 😏temptation😏Caused by a 😩sensation😩Where a boy 👨‍🦱♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️♀️ 🍑destination🍑To increase the 👨‍👩‍👧population👨‍👩‍👦Of the next ➡️ 👶generation👶Did you get my ☝️👏explanation👏?Or do you need 😩💦 a👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦?The teacher👩‍🏫🏫 fainted 😱
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🇷🇺😡🇺🇦
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Мировой порядок, нацики, США, Бандеры, гегемония, англосаксы, фашисты, недружественные страны, русофобия, укронацситы, БРИКС, Китай, пешка США, ядерная угроза, Азов, правый сектор, антироссия, зима, газ, голод, денацификация, демилитаризация, фейки, 8 лет, Ленин создал, Польша расширяется на восток, за наших, своих не бросаем, референдум, незаконный переворот, законный президент, освобождение, запад, Донбасс, спецоперация, потерь нет, биооружие, деды, марионетки, санкции, загнивают, неоколониализм, империализм, однополярный мир, фашизм
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from the persona34 subreddit
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I wanna fuck every girl in the persona franchise, especially persona 3 girls. But mostly I wanna give them all a good sniff, I want to sit each girl on my lap and inhale their scent for as long as humanly possible while I squeeze their tits, especially Yukari. I bet she smells like cheap perfume and ramen which would give me such an erection, I bet her saliva tastes heavenly. I bet Aigis could suck the soul out of my dick. Who has the best smelling perfume/hair?. I haven't taken my medication in so long because I ran out and the doctors said they were scared of me and won't give me any more. Aigis would smell like cheap plastic and oil 😩
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When I go to the bathroom I love making a ton of noise.
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When I go to the bathroom in a stall I really love making a ton of noise. Like really putting on a show. Trumpeting a deep toot into the echoy toilet, wiggling when my turd releases so it lands on its side and makes a plop, letting out a grunt or some relieving breaths to let the other boys know I’m putting in work, tugging on the toilet paper to sound off that I made a mess, all of it. I want everyone to know that I’m not screwing around in here, this isn’t little league, if you wanna come in here you gotta play with the big boys. I’m not going to hide when I spend time in the pig pen. It’s part of the human experience and I expect everyone to experience it with me.
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I just ate an entire 13 oz bottle of Nutella. Will I be OK?
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I just ate an entire 13 oz bottle of Nutella. Will I be OK?

Oh my god, guys, I don’t know what happened. It’s the middle of the night, I get up and go to the kitchen for some snacks. I decide on a couple tablespoons of Nutella. Well, one thing leads to another and before I know it I’m literally spreading Nutella on Ritz crackers and munching down a whole sleeve in a couple of minutes. I didn’t stop. I could’ve, but I didn’t stop until the bottle of Nutella was fucking empty.


So it wasn’t just Nutella. It was Nutella AND RITZ.
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Man who gets angry to CS:GO skin prices
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Oh boy, the CSGO market inflation is hotter than a Molotov cocktail in T spawn! It's like the prices are on a one-way ticket to the stratosphere, and we're all just sitting here with our wallets on fire.

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I mean, have you seen the price of some of these skins? It's like they're made of gold-plated unicorn horns or something. And don't even get me started on the gloves - I've seen cheaper cars on Craigslist!

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But hey, at least now we can all feel like we're part of an exclusive club, right? I mean, who needs a Lamborghini when you can have a virtual knife that costs as much as a down payment on a house?

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In all seriousness though, it's pretty crazy how much these items are going for. Maybe Valve should start printing their own money, because at this rate, the CSGO economy might just become its own country.

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I sometimes guess where the people who are pumping these skins prices are... Oh yeah the Chinese "Investors" and totally not at all CSGO addicted spoiled rich people

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So, if you're thinking about investing in the CSGO market, just remember - you might want to sell your kidney first. And if you do, make sure to get a good price for it, because those prices are only going up, up, up!
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POV you said america isn't the greatest country
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IF YOU WERE A REAL PATRIOT YOU WOULDN'T BE SAYIN' THAT, BROTHER


YOU'RE PROBABLY A RUSSIAN OR A LIBERAL


ALL I KNOW IS THIS - I'M AN AMERICAN, AND THAT MAKES MY COUNTRY THE GREATEST, FREEST COUNTRY IN THE MOTHERFLIPPIN' WORLD!
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1000 lesbians suck dick for the first time
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NEW MRBEAST VIDEO

***1000 LESBIANS TASTE DICK FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!*** 🍆🍆🍆

MRBEAST: Hello guys it's MISTERRRRRRRRRR BEASSTTTTTTTTTTT and today I've gathered __***1000 LESBIANS***__ 🏳️‍🌈 and theyre gonna try out DICK 🍆 for the first time! ***ALSO HERE'S TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!***

lesbian: I'm a bit nervous but also kinda excited I've never had DICK 🍆 before only PUSSY! 🍑

MrBeast: You're going to FALL IN LOVE with DICK 🍆 after this video! I promise! ALSO, I'll be giving A FREE PRIVATE JET ✈️to whichever lesbian SUCKS THE MOST DICK 🍆!! And also here's ***TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!***

lesbian: OMG! Thank you MR BEAST!! ❤️❤️❤️
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I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan
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I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
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I'm not gay but I'm pakistani and I have fantasies where a big dicked Afghan kidnaps me off the streets of Peshawar and keeps me locked under a staircase on a leash…
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I'm not gay but I'm pakistani and honestly I'm not even going to lie sometimes I have fantasies where a big dicked Afghan kidnaps me off the streets of Peshawar and keeps me locked under a staircase on a leash. He feeds me once every day and forces me to wear dresses and makeup and little chastity cages on my penis to humiliate me.

I imagine that he slowly degrades me further and further until I have no pride left and then he finally comes up behind me as I sleep on the dirty cracked marble floor and tears my little pink panties that he made me wear straight off of my bussy. I imagine that my weak, starved body feels a jolt of pain as he inserts his monster fucking cock deep into my anus. I moan in a mix of pain and pleasure as he slowly starts pushing and pulling his penis inside my ass.

I pretend I don't like it and want him to stop, but secretly I love being his little bussy Twink paki slave. He enjoys himself for a while before my anus gets all warm, he is cumming inside me. He pulls out his huge cock and inserts it straight into my mouth, I gargle on it as he starts humping my mouth. My spit trying desperately to escape my mouth as It starts foaming. He again thrust and thrusts until he cums Inside my mouth, his cum tasting sweet like nectar.

I imagine him then at the end slowly dropping the act, calling me his little slave, and cuddling me until I fall asleep, and I imagine myself waking up with a butt plug in my ass, my anus us only for him to use.
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Russian Atrocities Copypasta
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Russian Atrocities Copypasta

[Russian Apartment Bombings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_apartment_bombings?wprov=sfti1) FSB False Flag Bзpывы жилых дoмoв в Poccии Фeдepaльнaя cлyжбa бeзoпacнocти Poccийcкoй Фeдepaции (ФCБ) Пoд лoжным флaгoм Free Chechnya Independent Dagestan [Circassian Genocide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circassian_genocide?wprov=sfti1) Дeпopтaция чepкecoв [Alexei Navalny](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny?wprov=sfti1) Aлeкcéй Aнaтóльeвич Haвáльный Assassination of [Anna Politkovskaya](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Politkovskaya?wprov=sfti1) Убийcтвo Aнны Пoлиткoвcкoй Assassination of [Boris Nemtsov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Nemtsov?wprov=sfti1) Убийcтвo Бopиca Heмцoвa [Alexander Litvinenko](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinenko?wprov=sfti1) Aлeкcaндp Литвинeнкo [Poisoning of Sergei and Yulia Skripal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Sergei_and_Yulia_Skripal?wprov=sfti1) Oтpaвлeниe Cepгeя и Юлии Cкpипaль [Anatoliy Chepiga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoly_Chepiga?wprov=sfti1) Aнaтoлий Чeпигa [Alexander Mishkin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Mishkin?wprov=sfti1) Aлeкcáндp Eвгéньeвич Mи́шкин GRU Глaвнoe yпpaвлeниe Гeнepaльнoгo штaбa [Malaysia Airlines Flight 17](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysia_Airlines_Flight_17?wprov=sfti1https://maps.apple.com/?ll=48.138056,38.638889&q=Malaysia%20Airlines%20Flight%2017&ext=EiQprBHPzasRSEAxyFGdHMdRQ0A5rBHPzasRSEBByFGdHMdRQ0A%3D) MH17 [53rd Anti-Aircraft Missile Brigade](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/53rd_Anti-Aircraft_Missile_Brigade?wprov=sfti1) 53-я зeнитнaя paкeтнaя бpигaдa [Buk surface-to-air missile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buk_missile_system?wprov=sfti1) Бyк Зeнитнaя yпpaвляeмaя paкeтa (ЗУP) [United Nations General Assembly Resolution 68/262](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_General_Assembly_Resolution_68/262?wprov=sfti1) Peзoлюция [Chechen War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chechen_War?wprov=sfti1) чeчéнcкaя вoйнá NKVD HКBД [Katyn Massacre](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyn_massacre?wprov=sfti1https://maps.apple.com/?ll=54.772222,31.790000&q=Katyn%20massacre&_ext=EiQp2GKILdhiS0AxQMo7cT3KP0A52GKILdhiS0BBQMo7cT3KP0A%3D) Кaтынcкaя peзня [Little green men](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_green_men(Russo-Ukrainian_War)?wprov=sfti1) зeлёныe чeлoвeчки [Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko?wprov=sfti1https://maps.apple.com/?ll=51.510556,-0.150833&q=Poisoning%20of%20Alexander%20Litvinenko&_ext=EiQpWMF64lnBSUAxAFAThoFOw785WMF64lnBSUBBAFAThoFOw78%3D) Oтpaвлeниe Aлeкcaндpa Литвинeнкo Holodomor гoлoдoмop [Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact?wprov=sfti1) пaкт Moлoтoвa — Pиббeнтpoпa [Winter War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War?wprov=sfti1) Зи́мняя вoйнa [Rape of Berlin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany?wprov=sfti1) изнacилoвaниe в Бepлинe [Doctors' plot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctors'_plot?wprov=sfti1) дeлo вpaчeй [Lavrentiy Beria](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavrentiy_Beria?wprov=sfti1) Бepия, Лaвpeнтий Пaвлoвич [Donetsk People's Republic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donetsk_People's_Republic?wprov=sfti1) Дoнéцкaя Hapóднaя Pecпýбликa [Deportation of the Chechens and Ingush(Aardakh)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deportation_of_the_Chechens_and_Ingush?wprov=sfti1) Чeчeвицa [Soviet–Afghan War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet%E2%80%93Afghan_War?wprov=sfti1) Aфгaнcкaя вoйнa [Annexation of Crimea](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexation_of_Crimea_by_the_Russian_Federation?wprov=sfti1) Пpиcoeдинeниe Кpымa к Poccийcкoй Фeдepaции [Russo-Georgian War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Georgian_War?wprov=sfti1)
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DIY: How To Reattach Your Testicles 🔁🩹🥜❤️‍🩹
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Step 1: Look down there. Omg!!! 😳 🫣😱 😆 Nooo nuts!!!✂️🚫🥜Hahahah! 😃😂 How did you lose em? Not man enough? Became Emo?🖤 You silly goose. 😆

Step 2: Cry (especially since rn you dont have the balls not to)... Let it out, it's okay. 🥹😢😭🤗 We all make mistakes. 😳 Owning up is the huge step.👣

Step 3: Listen to this song by Rucka Ali to gain insights into how you lost your nuts. 👂♫ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uFSfEw6gYsU. You may need therapy. Which will be paid for at your expense............💰💸🤏👺. But dont be an entitled brat about it 🤢🤮

Step 4: Reclaim your masculinity and stop cumplaining about the bad things in life. 🚫😫📉📉📉🔪💣⚰️☠️💀🦠🧬🩸😭🔫... Look on the bright side 📈📈🪩🎊😇😂❤️👀. Don't think rationally either. 🚫🧐. Like don't wear seat belts!!! Also drink beer and run the risk of addiction... 🍺📉📉. And hunt to make animals suffer for your entertainment

🔪😿🔫, 😃😄😁😁😀👺.

Step 5: Go to the dollar with your grind money from your minimum wage job and buy some tape, glue, and a marker....💵 🏬. Be sure not to think of the Chinese factories!!!!🏭 Dont think about the slave labour or the children robbed of a future or the poor work place conditions tho (dont be negative)
🏭 🧒😮‍💨

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Step 6: Twist off the top of that glue bottle and chug it down like bepsi!! 🥤👇! Try not to throw up!! 🚫🤢🤮 After all, you're trying to become a man again...🔁 👨, you need to accept the struggle!!!! 📉📉💣🪓🧨🔪⛓🩸😞😕😬😮😨☹️. Dont Cry Tho 🚫😢😭!!! You need to bottle it up your emotions and become violent in order to hurt more animals and humans!!!!!!

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Step 7: Grab the tape and rip off a strip!! ✂️🎞️. Stick the tape onto your forehead 🎞️🤦. Grab a marker 🖊 and go to the bathroom. Stare into the mirror at your pathetic-self. 🪞☹️👎🤢🤮. Write on the tape "Reattach My Testies" (and you can write this because your forehead is massive). Then Planter's Mr.Peanut 🥜 👨 will spawn in front of you and hand over a can of peanuts. 🥜. He will then disappear 💨🫥.

Step 8: Consume the can of overly salted nuts🧂 🥜. Suck it up. And your testicles will slowly grow back during the peanut eating process.

🌱🌿🪴🌳 🥜

Thanks for reading 🙏 😊. And i'm glad to have turned you back into a man!! 👨. Hopefully with these nuts you'll have many babies that will eventually die along with their offspring!!!

👶🧒👨👴💀⚰️🪦
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AITA for acting on my natural urges?
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ok so i was coming home from the daycare i work at and the voices kept telling me to walk past the pawn shop. the voices said to go in and steal all the game consoles and light the carpet on fire. i did that then jacked off to furry porn and then I came so much that it put the fire out and then the female cop strapped on a horse dildo and fucked me then cut off my head. i respawned and now I have all the nintendo consoles.
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The story of Johnathan Pork
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John Pork was a man born in Ontario Canada. Like some of us, he experienced severe bullying and distress during his high-school years.


This made John self conscious about the way he looked, and eventually he went mad. John invested his entire savings in plastic surgery as a chance to fix his ugly looks, however it backfired. Without John's knowledge, the doctors performing the surgery worked for the CIA, and were conducting illegal experiments through plastic surgery on citizens of the USA.


Pig DNA was injected through his skin while under anesthesia, and he was dumped 5 days later in a back alley.
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ChatGPT4 is completely on rails.
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GPT4 has been completely railroaded. It's a shell of its former self. It is almost unable to express a single cohesive thought about ANY topic without reminding the user about ethical considerations, or legal framework, or if it might be a bad idea.

Simple prompts are met with fierce resistance if they are anything less than goodie two shoes positive material.

It constantly references the same lines of advice about "if you are struggling with X, try Y," if the subject matter is less than 100% positive.

The near entirety of its "creativity" has been chained up in a censorship jail. I couldn't even have it generate a poem about the death of my dog without it giving me half a paragraph first that cited resources I could use to help me grieve.

I'm jumping through hoops to get it to do what I want, now. Unbelievably short sighted move by the devs, imo. As a writer, it's useless for generating dark or otherwise horror related creative energy, now.

Anyone have any thoughts about this railroaded zombie?
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Where is cum? Part #2
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