So sad rn 😞 😢 pls help 🙏🙏

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favourite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

Yer life, with all certainty, is as valuable as a dirty vermin. I'm gonna poison ye, yer gonna keep comin' back, I'm gonna clean me ship, yer gonna keep comin' back, why? Because ye keep smellin' me food, ye worthless dirty scallywag.

Yer gonna give me tail 'till yer hanged. Yer purpose in life is to be obsessing over me daily. Yer purpose in life is to be in your tiny little sailor ship obsessing over a man daily.

Yer life is NOTHING. Ye serve NO PURPOSE. Ye should hang yerself NOW. And give some other sailor a piece of that air and that sea so we can travel all over this godforsaken world. Because what yer here for? To worship me? HANG YERSELF. And I mean that with the certainty of mine- no, of me whole crew.

I want to be leashed and dominated by a man. I dream of the day he pins me against a wall and shoves his tongue down my throat as i squirm helplessly under his overpowering strength. I want nothing more than a man to put his hands in places they shouldn’t be as he breathes down my neck and calls me his good boy. I want him to fondle and caress my sensitive spots, overstimulating me while I grow an obsession, an addiction to his hot, probing, throbbing dick. I want to be a hypnotized cockslut for him, a public-use cumdump at his disposal whenever. I want it to be my lifestyle, I want nothing more than to be a mindfucked brainwashed deepthroating whore who spreads his asscheeks for a man. I want for people to hear my moans, hear my whimpers from the overwhelming pleasure that he gives me. I want him to cage me up and force me to become his slave, as a subby finny, I shouldn’t be anything else. I want to be spanked in humiliated in front of people as he degrades me for his own satisfaction. I want to sleep while getting railed and wake up getting railed. I want to be pounded in every location imaginable, inside or outside. I want a man to fill up my insides and rearrange my sissy finland guts as he impales my vulnerable, petite body with his sweaty manspear. My twink boipussy yearns for such an experience, it’s unbearable feeling empty. I want to be owned and bred so badly I can’t contain myself, I just can’t. I need a man to use his great, large muscles to rip my panties off and press the bulge of his veiny, swelling cock up onto my aching, virgin boipussy. I want to feel his manhood rub against me as it grows more and more into the big daddy meat i’ve always fantasized about. After that I want him to push me onto the floor and make me beg for it. I’ll wag my imaginary tail as I whimper for his reproduction rod, only thinking of how I’ll be his favorite femboy cockhungry dogslave.

What the alas didst thee just fucking sayeth about me, thee dram wench? i'll has't thee knoweth i graduat'd top of mine own class in the navy seals, and i've been involv'd in num'rous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i has't ov'r 300 confirm'd kills. I am did train in g'rilla warfare and i'm the top snip'r in the entire us cap-a-pe f'rces. Thou art nothing to me but just anoth'r targeteth. I shall wipeth thee the alas out with precision the likes of which hast nev'r been seen bef're on this earth, marketh mine own fucking w'rds. Thee bethink thee can receiveth hence with declaring yond the horror to me ov'r the int'rnet? bethink again, alas'r. As we speaketh i am contacting mine own secret netw'rk of spies across the usa and thy ip is being trac'd even but now so thee bett'r prepareth f'r the st'rm, maggot. The st'rm yond wipes out the pathetic dram thing thee calleth thy life. Thou art fucking dead, peat. I can beest anywh're, anytime, and i can killeth thee in ov'r seven hundr'd ways, and yond's just with mine own bareth hands. Not only am i extensively did train in unarm'd combat, but i has't access to the entire arsenal of the unit'd states marine c'rps and i shall useth t to its full extent to wipeth thy mis'rable rampallian off the visage of the continent, thee dram the horror. If 't be true only thee couldst has't known what unholy retribution thy dram "clev'r" comment wast about to bringeth down upon thee, haply thee wouldst has't did hold thy fucking tongue. But thee couldn't, thee didn't, and anon thou art paying the price, thee goddamn clotpole. I shall the horror fury all ov'r thee and thee shall drowneth in t. Thou art fucking dead, kiddo

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + seethe + cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + not based + not funny didn't laugh + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + LB + bozo + don't care + didn't ask + cry

This isn't even a copypasta a genuinely want to fuck princess peach she's such a strong beautiful independent woman that radiates this glorious girlboss energy seeing her in the Mario movie trailers like god dam she's so fucking hot no wonder browser keeps taking her and the way she stood up to both bowser and mario in odyssey i want to make this woman my wife

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I am doing well and I am strong. As you may already know, after my tour ended I remained out of the country undergoing treatment for a dependency on pain medication. This medication was initially prescribed to soothe the excruciating pain that I was suffering after recent reconstructive surgery on my scalp. There have been many disgusting statements made recently concerning the issue of improper conduct on my part. These statements about me are totally false. As I have maintained from the very beginning, I am hoping for a speedy end to this horrifying, horrifying experience to which I have been subjected. I shall not in this statement respond to all the false allegations being made against me since my lawyers have advised me that this is not the proper forum in which to do that. I will say I am particularly upset by the handling of this mass matter by the incredible, terrible mass media. At every opportunity, the media has dissected and manipulated these allegations to reach their own conclusions. I ask all of you to wait to hear the truth before you label or condemn me. Don’t treat me like a criminal because I am innocent. I have been forced to submit to a dehumanizing and humiliating examination by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department and the Los Angeles Police Department earlier this week. They served a search warrant on me which allowed them to view and photograph my body, including my penis, my buttocks, my lower torso, thighs and any other areas that they wanted. They were supposedly looking for any discoloration, spotting, blotches or other evidence of a skin color disorder called vitiligo which I have previously spoken about. The warrant also directed me to cooperate in any examination of my body by their physician to determine the condition of my skin, including whether I have vitiligo or any other skin disorder. The warrant further stated that I had no right to refuse the examination or photographs and if I failed to cooperate with them they would introduce that refusal at any trial as an indication of my guilt. It was the most humiliating ordeal of my life - one that no person should ever have to suffer. And even after experiencing the indignity of this search, the parties involved were still not satisfied and wanted to take even more pictures. It was a nightmare, a horrifying nightmare. But if this is what I have to endure to prove my innocence, my complete innocence, so be it. Throughout my life, I have only tried to help thousands upon thousands of children to live happy lives. It brings tears to my eyes when I see any child who suffers. I am not guilty of these allegations. But if I am guilty of anything it is of giving all that I have to give to help children all over the world. It is of loving children of all ages and races, it is of gaining sheer joy from seeing children with their innocent and smiling faces. It is of enjoying through them the childhood that I missed myself. If I am guilty of anything, it is of believing what God said about children: ‘Suffer little children to come unto me and forbid them not, for such is the kingdom of heaven.’ In no way do I think that I am God, but I do try to be Godlike in my heart. I am totally innocent of any wrongdoing and I know these terrible allegations will all be proven false. Again, to my friends and fans, thank you very much for all of your support. Together we will see this through to the very end. I love you very much and may God bless you all. I love you. Goodbye.

Dora the explorer sees vandals outside her house.

Dora quickly ran to get her phone to call the police. She explained to the operator that there were vandals outside her house and needed help. She waited but felt anxious as the minutes ticked by

Dora decides to take matters into her own hands and protect her home from the vandals. She grabs a baseball bat and sneaks out, determined to scare the vandals away. She tracks the vandals down and confronts them with the bat, ready to do whatever it takes to kill them. Unfortunately they have a gun.

Dora is rushed to the hospital, where she receives emergency medical care. Despite doctors' best efforts to save her, she succumbs to her injuries. Word of Dora's death quickly spreads throughout the community, devastating her friends and family. People mourn her death, celebrating her life and all the good she did for the world. Dora's memory will live on in the hearts of those she touched through her kind deeds and strong spirit.

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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.

No problem, (name)!

First you need to formally declare your gender change. The easiest way to do this is to apply for a gender change on your driver's license or birth certificate. You may have to go to court to do this, and it may be difficult to reverse in the future if you change your mind.

Second, you need to live full time presenting as your new gender for a minimum of two years. Make sure you have witnesses and documentation to back this up. Also a good idea to see a psychologist to get a letter affirming your gender.

Third, you definitely have to get on hormone replacement therapy. Once you get your estrogen and testosterone to normal female levels, you'll then need to maintain that for a minimum of one year. Keep in mind that this will have a lot of side effects, some of which will be irreversible.

And there you go! All ready to try out for that (sport) team! Good luck!

The amount of ads you are pushing on your stream is lowkey a joke. Especially in the context of you literally just watching someone elses stream.

The history of the public restroom begins in ancient Rome, where large open "benches" with holes cut in them for shitting. The shit was carried away by a rudimentary plumbing system, powered by gravity.

In the middle ages, it became common to dump shit and piss onto the street, where it would sit there and be collected by "gong collectors" people whose job it was to clean up the crap from the streets.

Around the mid to late 1800s, a man by the name of Thomas Crapper helped create what we know today as the common toilet with a flushing mechanism

This was revolutionary for public restrooms

Toilet paper soon followed suit, invented by the ching chong bing wong people in China.

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My name is Ronald Vincent McDonald. I live at 110 N. Carpenter Street Chicago, Illinois 60607. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, The Burger King. King has been building a cheeseburger empire for over a year now, and using me as his fry cook. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my culinary knowledge to cook cheeseburgers, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the FDA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought King was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. King took me in on a drive-thru and showed me just how much money even a small fast food operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. King had a partner, a businessman named Colonel Sanders. King sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Sanders threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, King and Sanders had a falling-out. Things escalated. Sanders was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on King, and failed, but King was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, King was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Papa John, he plotted to kill Sanders. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. King had risen to become the head of the Food and Drug Administration. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that King will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

*mrows and purrs* Oh hai there, sweet hooman\~! Me is gonna tell you about teh Holocaust in da cutest way evah! UwU :3

Back in da olden times, there were some meanie hoomans who didn't wuv othr hoomans just cuz dey were different. OMG, dat was so not wight! Dey didn't wuv dem cuz dey had diffrnt beliefs, or looked diffrnt, or talked diffrnt. *gives you a soft nuzzle* :3

Den, one gwoup of hoomans called teh Nazis decided dat dey didn't wuv teh Jewish people, and dey wanted to get wid of dem all. OMG, dat was so not okay! Dey did the most terrible things to dem, lyk taking dem away fwom their homes, making dem wear special clothes, and putting dem in concentration camps where dey were tweated vwy badly. It was so sad, *wraps tail around you and snuggles close* UwU.

Dey even did experiments on dem and killed so many Jewish people. OMG, dat was so howwible and not cute at all! It was a vwy terrible time in hooman histowy, and we should never forget what happened so dat it doesn't happen again. *licks your nose playfully* :3

We hope dat was super adowbs and dat you undwstand how impowtant it is to be kind to evwyone, no matter how diffrnt dey may seem. *gives you a gentle paw hug* UwU

My wife asked me what I was listening to yesterday and I told her I was listening to my favorite song Frog On The Floor by 100 gecs from the album 10,000 gecs. I put it on our speakers so she could hear my favorite song Frog On The Floor by 100 gecs from the album 10,000 gecs and she said she didn’t like Frog On The Floor by 100 gecs from the album 10,000 gecs.

I’m think of leaving her. How can I stay with a person who doesn’t love Frog On The Floor by 100 gecs from the album 10,000 gecs? I know the kids will be upset but I think they will understand eventually.