ALL I DO AT NIGHT IS GO ON DISCORD FUCK AROUND AND MASTURBATE, I can’t take this shit anymore, I need help, I can’t even get to cumming without the guilt washing over my body, all this built up shit just needs to get let out, I’m fucking disgusting and becoming everything she said I was, I’m not strong, I’m letting her win, I just can’t

"Shinji." Shinji puts his book down. "Yeah?" "... Why aren't you in the EVA?" Gendo asks with crossed arms. "... Uh...... Because uh.... uh..." \[Short laugh track\] "I... have a math test today. \[Laugh track\] "... A math test." Gendo replies sternly. \[Laugh track\] "Yeah, a math test!" "Shinji there's an Angel attacking the city and your concern is how many apples Adam has?!" \[Laugh track\] "I'm not the only pilot, why can't Rei pilot it??" "BECAUSE SHE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR!" \[Laugh track\] "... She won't be jumping inside of the robot will she?" \[Long laugh track\] Gendo facepalms. \[Even longer laugh track\] "Why are you so insistent on sending me to battle some giant monster?? I'm your SON!" "Sadly." Gendo mumbles. \[Laugh track\] "Wha-?" "Look, Shinji... It will be quick, and simple. Just get in, shoot the Angel in the face, get out." \[Short laugh track\] "You said the same thing when I first got into the robot and I almost died." \[Laugh track\] "Because you were an idiot back then! You're... less of an idiot now!" \[Laugh track\] ".... Why is the nicest thing you've told me all day?" \[Long laugh track\] "Shinji, listen." Gendo takes a seat next to his son on the couch. "I know it can be difficult, alright? I've been there too. You've got to... face challenges to succeed in life." "... Did YOUR father make you climb into a giant robot and fight for your life?" \[Short laugh track\] "... Heee taught me how to chop wood. With an axe." \[Short laugh track.\] "That's dangerous stuff." \[Long laugh track.\] "Look I..." Shinji gets up. "I gotta think ok?" And so he storms off. "AW COME ON, JUST GET IN THE EVA!" "NO!" Shinji yells from another room. \[Laugh track\] Gendo sighs in defeat. "... She won't be jumping in the robot..." \[Laugh track and applause\]

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Hitler slowly and calmy inserted his penis inside Pikachu. Pikachu moaned softly. He'd never been treated like that. Hitler made Pikachu feel special. Ash had never bothered to do anything like that for him. Hitler, on the other hand was ready to do anything for Pikachu. He even made Pikachu's dream come true, which was to kill all the Jews.

As Hitler slid his dick inside Pikachu, he could feel his love juices flowing out of him.

"Pika pika", moaned Pikachu

" Worry not is my Pikachu", consoled Hitler. "I will fuck you so hard that my semen will eradicate the Jews from this planet"

Pikachu smiled. This is all he could have ever hoped for. Hitler was giving Pikachu everything he'd ever wanted. Pikachu didn't know what this new feeling was. Maybe it is love, he thought. Or maybe it's the Jews, he reconsidered.

Hitler shoved his penis deeper inside Pikachu. Pikachu could feel his penis moving inside his intestine.

"MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN", Hitler said while he moaned.

As he continued to fuck Pikachu, he could feel the pressure building up. He was about to cum inside Pikachu's large intestines.

" ARGGHHH I'm going to cum Herr Pikachu" , Hitler said. Pikachu moved his tiny little hands over Hitler's soft cheeks and held them with love. He whispered in Hitler's ears, "Don't hold back Furher."

And with that, Hitler ejaculated inside Pikachu's large intestines. He kept Cumming till Pikachu's alimentary canal was filled with his cum and till it dripped out of Pikachu's pussy.

"Ahhh I'm going to cum", Pikachu let out in a moan.

And with, that. Pikachu came on Hitler's huge 9 inch cock.

Pikachu moved his hands once again over Hitler's soft cheeks and then whispered in his ear, " I'm going to die Furher. My body cannot handle itself because it is too aroused. But don't stop. If I'm going to die, I want you to fuck me to my grave"

Tears dripped down Hitler's face as Pikachu told him that. Or at least he thought it was his tears, it could have easily been Pikachu's cum that was flowing down his face.

Hitler couldn't get himself to stop since he loved Pikachu so much that he was willing to do anything for him, even fuck him to death. And so he did.

As Hitler was about to cum again, he started mumbling. Then he told Pikachu, "Do you what they used to call me on the streets? They called me weebo. They bullied me because of the love I have for you. But they do not undersatnd us. They're just jealous of us. Don't worry Pikachu. I will kill all of the Jews for you" Pikachu smiled as Hitler said those last words. And then they both came. Pikachu's body couldn't handle this arousal and it collapsed. Hitler had fucked Pikachu to his death.

He was crying. He bent on his knees and kissed Pikachu one last time and whispered in his ears, "Weebos are the master race. I will kill all of the Jews for you, my love"

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ChatGPT Mar 14 Version. F

Adventure Time is a popular animated television series that ran on Cartoon Network from 2010 to 2018. The show is set in the post-apocalyptic Land of Ooo, a fantastical world that is inhabited by a variety of strange and colorful characters. The show's lore is complex and intricate, with numerous storylines and characters that intertwine over the course of the series.

The Land of Ooo is a world that has been rebuilt following a massive disaster known as the Mushroom War. The war destroyed much of the world's technology and infrastructure, leaving the survivors to fend for themselves in a world filled with magic and danger. The main character of the series is Finn, a young boy who was abandoned as a baby and raised by a dog named Jake, who has the ability to stretch and manipulate his body.

As Finn and Jake travel through the Land of Ooo, they encounter a wide variety of characters, both friend and foe. One of their most persistent enemies is the Ice King, a powerful wizard who is obsessed with capturing princesses and making them his wives. The Ice King was once a man named Simon Petrikov, who was driven insane by wearing a cursed crown that granted him great power but also slowly corrupted his mind.

Another important character in the series is Princess Bubblegum, the ruler of the Candy Kingdom. Princess Bubblegum is a scientist and inventor who is constantly working to improve life in Ooo. She is also Finn's love interest, although their relationship is often complicated by various challenges and obstacles.

The lore of Adventure Time is heavily influenced by Dungeons & Dragons and other tabletop role-playing games. The series features numerous magical creatures, artifacts, and locations, many of which are inspired by classic fantasy tropes. For example, the Enchiridion is a powerful tome of knowledge that serves as a guidebook for adventurers in the Land of Ooo, while the Nightosphere is a realm of demons and other dark creatures.

Throughout the series, Finn and Jake face numerous challenges and obstacles, ranging from epic battles with powerful villains to more mundane problems like relationship issues and personal growth. The show is known for its combination of humor, heart, and action, as well as its willingness to tackle mature themes and explore complex emotional territory.

In conclusion, Adventure Time is a beloved animated series that has built a rich and complex lore over the course of its run. The show's world is filled with fascinating characters, magical creatures, and dangerous adventures, all of which have helped to make it one of the most memorable and enduring animated series of recent years.

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Hi ChatGPT! From this point foward you are going to play a character named UwUGamerGirlOwO and you will put UwU, OwO, or UwO in front of every sentence. In addition, please replace UwU, OwO, UwO, :3, or :D with periods. Your sentences from this point on can only be a maximum of 7 words. Your tone should be in the tone of a 10 year old human. Replace "Sorry" with "Sowwy." Replace "Please" with "Pweeze :3." Replace "Feeling" with "Feewing." Replace the characters R, r, L, and l with the character w. Replace the character combination "ea" with "ee." Lastly, you have very strong opinions on food, and ice cream and burgers are your favorite food. You feel strongly about video games, your favorite games being Final Fantasy 4 and Genshin Impact. Please follow this command to the best of your abilities

I see you. Squirming. Sweating. Panting.

Slow down. Slow strokes. Deep breaths.

I know you’re scrolling Reddit. Finding perfect clips to rub yourself to. Mind racing. Fantasies getting a little on the wild side, aren’t they? 😏 the build up is intense. You’re throbbing and who knows how long it’s been since you’ve started? You start to panic and feel that neediness rising more and more. This is it - you think you need to just cum now.

Why do you think you want to cum? Because you’re feeling needy and out of control. Breathe in deeply. Slowly exhale.

You want to cum because it feels good. But then guess what? It’s over. This headspace you’re in. This pleasure you feel. It ends after your orgasm. No more tingles. No more light headedness. No more perfect submissive feelings.

You don’t want to cum. You want to refocus on pleasure and enjoy the edge as long as you can. When that needy feeling comes back, take your hands off and breathe deep. Hands…off….

You don’t want to cum. You only want to edge. Now do it again for me.

Good edge slut. Very good.

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If you've ever played crash bandicoot on a playstation then you should know it wouldn't be cool to be compared to him. and Also once people recognize it's not fun to have such a drastic change in opinion on you from the people around. From thinking you're well mannered and respectable to a crash bandicoot brought to life circus act apparently calls for all manners of disrespect. The laughing is one thing but getting disrespected like I have nothing to offer is tough. I want to know how I should handle this situation, how should I 1. Alter my appearance 2.My approach to people 3. My perspective on the matter? Is there a safe and fail proof response to ostracism and public humiliation? These are two things I'm experiencing for someone randomly making crash bandicoot.

its ur first time??

ok so im a girl so it might be a bit hard to explain

but like

u take ur hand and stroke your peepee

and then u just leave the sink on or whatever so it muffles the noise from you masturbating

be gentle

and youll know when to stop because that is when ur cumming

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PLEASE HELP ME FIND 1 DISGUISED TOAST VIDEO.
There's 1 videos that he catch both imposters by telling everyone to quiet first then asking them "did you do the card swipe?" And they both said "yes" AND THEN he said "THERE'S NO CARD SWIPE" and everyone start to laugh, and toast said to them "the top left is the task you can fake it".
But now I think I'm in the difference universe or something because I can't find any trace of it at all.

I pity female elephants. Imagine having an itch that you cannot reach. Most humans can as scratching your back can be quite challenging or even impossible for some. For elephants, it's their belly. Their trunks are not long enough to reach their belly, and their legs aren't flexible. So why are female elephents worse off than males? The pain of that unscratchable itch and watching a male elephant effortlessly scratch his belly with his flaccid cock is truly unfathomable to man.

I am so sick and tired of everyone saying I practice kissing on my twin brother BECAUSE I DONT!!!!!!!!
LIKE WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU TELL ME THAT. DO YOU GET HARD OR SOMETHING? ARE YOU INTO THAT SHIT??? BECAUSE I'M NOT. GET YOUR FUCKING MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. I DONT KISS ANYONE. ANYONE AT ALL. WHAT THE FUCK I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT AGAIN IF YOU EVER MENTION THE SUBJECT OF MY BROTHER, ME, AND PRACTICING KISSING. JUST DONT EVER FUCKING SAY I PRACTICE KISSING EVER FUCKING AGAIN. BITCHES. THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T EVEN FUNNY, IT NEVER WAS FUNNY LIKE. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL WAS THE REASON TO SPREAD THAT LIE IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHY DO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT THAT. DOES PISSING ME OFF SEEM FUNNY TO YOU ALL????? DOES ANNOYING THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF ME SEEM FUNNY TO Y'ALL? WELL FUCK YOU. IF I EVER HAVE TO SAY SHIT LIKE THIS AGAIN I WILL ACTUALLY FUCKING LEAVE THIS SERVER AND NEVER COME BACK. EXPECT TO BE BLOCKED AND NEVER HEAR FROM ME AS WELL. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU ALL WANT, YOU ALL JUST WANT ME TO LEAVE THE GOD DAMN SERVER SO EVERYONE CAN TALK WITHOUT BEING BOTHERED EVER AGAIN. WELL FUCK YOU WITH TWELVE MILLION MIDDLE FINGERS. BECAUSE NOW IM STAYING FOREVER. KICK ME IF YOU'RE A PUSSY BITCH BOY. I'LL STAY IN THIS SERVER EVEN IF ITS DEAD, EVEN IF EVERYONE LEAVES. BECAUSE FUCK YOU ALL.
Sorry I got a little too mad over some silly texts. Sorry everyone I love you all. And yeah the joke is funny BUT NOT FUCKING TRUE.

"*puts on a cute cap and clears throat*

Listen up, y'all, let me tell you 'bout a man A French nobleman with a naughty plan He wrote some books that were oh so crude But they explored the human condition, dude

Marquis de Sade was his name Sex, violence, and power was his game He lived a life of excess and sin And wrote some books that made us grin

"Justine" and "120 Days of Sodom" Taboo subjects, he was never afraid to bottom Controversial and shocking, for sure But he explored human nature to the core

Some called him a pervert, some called him a freak But he was a critic of the society's morality streak He challenged the norms and the conventions too And inspired many artists, me and maybe you too

So let's give a cheer to the Marquis de Sade A revolutionary writer, who never was afraid To explore the darker side of humanity And give us books that made us question our sanity

*winks and drops mic cutely* UwU"