Three femboys walked into a bar. The first one ordered a glass of wine; the second one was alcohlic, so he ordered a vodka. The 3rd one ordered a coffee as his doctor told him he needed to stop being alcoholic, and while they were sitting and enjoying their drinks and the environment, they noticed each other and noticed the similarity between them although they were taking their drinks seriously as the first called the 2nd alcoholic and the 2nd called them both middle-aged women for their mild choice of drink, and the 3rd wasn't feeling okay and he didn't order alcohol anyway so he didn't join,

and while they were insluting each other a transphobic man walked into the bar and the first thing he noticed was the 3 femboys sitting there wearing a feminie clothes and his hunt startedHe started getting closer to the alcoholic femboy, as he knew him since middle school, and the alcohol made him weaker and more easily manipulated, and he indeed succeeded and had sex with the alcoholic femboy.

The second femboy wasn't an easy shot as he was his sex doll throught out the high school but they had a massive break up, making the femboy hate him so much, and he wasn't drunk yet but he still could drink a couple more drinks so the transphobic man was slowly Getting his hands on the femboy's penis, the femboy started resisting the man's touches, but the man wasn't stupid; he gave him more drinks and slowly got closer and closer to him, and he indeed succeeded, but didn't get much more than a blowjob

When he tried to reach the third femboy he immediately realized he had only ordered a coffee. He got mad at him and started yelling at him, "Why are you here if you are going to order a coffee? "You are here just to get attention, you f\*cking wh\*re" said the transphobic person. The femboy didn't feel right; he felt a little shamed. I could have gone to the cafe near my house" the femboy said to himself. The man kept trying to get something from that femboy, but he didn't succeed until finally, after a half hour of trying, the femboy's resistance broke and he gave the man a hand job. The man felt great pleasure and spit on them, calling them "wh\*res" and "you will not be a woman," and walked out

A week later, the three femboys met at a busy cafe, and they recognized each other. They sat down at one table and started making jokes about what happened at that bar a week ago. "We all kneeled to him and touched his penis both of you aren't better than me," said the alcoholic femboy. "At least I wasn't getting my ass fucked in front of everyone," said the wine Femboy The third femboy was still feeling dizzy, so he didn't talk much, and while they were enjoying their coffee, the transphoic man passed by with his group, and he whistled to the femboys and wiggled his dick and said, "My penis feels dry. Why don't you come and suck it for me, ladies?" He and his group laughed at them and continued walking down the hill

The femboys didn't like how that guy kept treating them, insulting them publicly in front of everyone to make his friend laugh. He was just a douche bag, so the 3 of them decided they should stand together against him, and they did2 of the femboys decided that when that douche bag comes again they're going to pay him back for all the harm he did to them, though the 3rd femboy wasn't quite agreeing on this, as that douche bag had quite large muscles and the 3 femboys barely had anything; they are too skinny, but apparently the first 2 didn't care about this.

Days later, the three of them were in a park cuddling when the transphobic guy and his group came and told them they were disgusting and shouldn't do this in public, or else he was going to fuck them. The third femboy stopped doing this and just sat down normally, but the other two didn't, and they stood up against him The man laughed and gave the wine femboy a sucker punch that knocked him down and stomped on his stomach very hard; he started coughing up blood. The alcoholic femboy tried his best but only broke one knuckle. The man looked at him with fury and slapped his face, telling him if he did it again he would slaughter his throat. But his group wasn't happy with just a slap and a threat, so they encouraged him to do more. So he took a huge rock and threw it on two homeless guys who were near them, leading to both being dead

The third femboy was watching this in silence, and he realized he doesn't have any old relationships with that man, so if he decided to fight him, he wouldn't get the same treatment as the alcoholic femboy; he would get worse treatment than the wine femboy, as he actually has a bigger build than both and can be an actual threat to that douche bag. But he can't fight him today because he is sick and his muscles are weak, so he decided he must start training and gathering as many people as possible so when the day comes, he can fight back and the douchebag wouldn't have as many advantages over him.

I am emailing you to inform you of what will happen tomorrow. The past years here at one of the district high schools has been absolute hell. Pure, unmitigated, agony. The loneliness, the rejection, the ostracization. What is the purpose? No. I'm done with this. It's over. I am a supporter of Adolf Hitler; the greatest man to ever live. Your schools teach Jewish lies about him every day. You are anti white garbage and I am going to take you out. I have teamed up with my brothers from the Atomwaffen division and with them I have the tools I need to eradicate you. They are pipe bombs inside of bags at and around schools. They are car bombs strategically placed at schools to cause the most damage. They are modified, fully automatic rifles and glocks with switches. You can not stop this. ALL Schools are a target. You will be damned at your death.

I stroll into my local GameStop looking to pick up a copy of The Sopranos: Road to Respect. I grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register. "Pardon me, milady," I say, "could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..."

She giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves. Her eyes widen as she reads the game's title. "Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have great taste!" I smile and ready a witty response, when suddenly a loud cackle rings out behind me.

"Hahaha look at what this neckbeard is buying! That's not Call of Duty Advanced Memefare! Fuckin' nerd!” I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst. The generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and muscle shirt is standing there guffawing.

"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."

"Fuck off, basement dweller!”

I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them. "As you wish..."

I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react. He bellows and charges forward, but I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter. I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back. "...Requiescat in pace..."

As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers.

"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...?"

"No thanks, milady, it's only single player. Besides..." I smile, as I sheath my sword, "...you're not my type."

I skate away on my Heelys.

⭐️Rice does not belong to tacoes or borritos⭐️
I don’t care how you flavour the rice, when it’s in a borreto it turns the whole thing into a mess. Take that rice out and send it back to the chinesse… that is much more enjoyable.
It is a filler, like most of your lifes. It's super cheap, fills you up, and makes the borreto seem bigger. It is a sly way to give you less than what you're actually paying for but make you feel like you got what you did pay for how you feel of what you paid for in amount. In authentic tacoes and borrito meat is the main ingredient. It should fill at the very least, half the taco or burrito. Then creamt it in cheese.
I prefer my yummer versions⭐️⭐️⭐️

I just fucked your mom.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of cum (sperm) in your mom and her vagina has increased by a lot.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may fuck someone’s mother. These include, but are not limited to:

• Fuck you,

• Fuck you,

• Fuck you,

Am I going to have a step sibling now?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from being a cuck like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to fuck your mom again, which may put your emotions and feelings in jeopardy.

I don't believe my mom deserved to be railed. Can you un-fuck her?

No, I make no mistakes. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I apologize for doing someone’s mom. If you would like to request an apology, shoot me a private message explaining why I shouldn’t have fucked your mom. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of requested apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the fact that I did your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit. I will continue to fuck your mom until you improve your conduct. Remember: having an un-fucked mom is privilege, not a right.

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other Redditors, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

So basically, I'm incontinent after an accident when I was young and since then I wore diapers. I told my teacher after I graduated cause she saw a few times (found out after telling her), and she understood. I told her I had to go to change and she offered to. I said she didnt have to but she insisted. We talked a bit during and a little after that, she asked if she could suck me off sometime.. Idk what to say yet but I'm thinking about it

Political Ideologies of Characters

1. **Anarchism (far-left)** \- Harold (in the Band Geeks episode, he hates Mr. Krabs for messing up the Band so badly while calling Mr. Krabs 'big-meaty claws' and he fought against Mr. Krabs who called Harold a 'punk' in return) and Spongebob Squarepants (only in the Nature Pants episode, he was an anarcho-nudist or anarcho-naturalist)
2. **Democratic Socialism (left-wing)** \- Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, and Mrs. Puff
3. **Social Democracy/Liberalism (centre-left or center)** \- Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Mermaid Man, Bernacle Boy, Pearl Krabs, Patchy the Pirate, Realistic Fish Head, Dr. Gill Gilliam, and Princess Mindy
4. **Neoliberal Republicanism (centre-right)** \- Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Squilliam Fancyson, and Karen
5. **Conservative Republicanism (right-wing)** \- King Neptune (a monarchist or king, since monarchism is apart of conservatism), Bubble Bass, and Flats the Flounder
6. **Fascism (far-right)** \- Man Ray, the Dirty Bubble, the Flying Dutchman, and Dennis
7. **Apolitical (not a political ideology)** \- Gary the Snail, Larry the Lobster, the French Narrator, Old Man Walker, and Anchovies

Factually, based on my research, anarchism basically means without authoritarianism/hierarchy or it means rebellion against unjust and unnatural hierarchies (ex. racism, sexism, nationalism, capitalism, monarchism, ableism, speciesism, legalism, religion, homophobia) to destroy them. Democratic socialism means equality for all people (regardless of race or sex) and the destruction of capitalism to achieve a communist society, but socialism/communism has to be achieved only through anarchism. Social democracy/liberalism, which should not be confused with democratic socialism like how goth is not the same subculture as emo and social democracy is not the same as leftism, except in America, means the reformation or the preservation of capitalism and the decreased widening income gap between the rich and the poor. Neoliberalism means corporatism and socialism/communism for only the rich over the poor. Conservatism means establishing religion as apart of the state, preservation of traditional values, and the colonization of other countries/autonomous regions to expand an empire for glory. Fascism means the genocide of all minorities, including immigrants, LGBTQ+, and disability, to preserve a 'pure and strong supremacist race'. Finally, apolitical means not being affiliated with any political ideologies or not being able to care at all about politics.

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

ive (41m) just moved in with my girlfriend (26f) a week ago. a couple days ago, i was sitting on the couch when i started feeling hungry. my girlfriend was sitting on the couch with me. i asked her if she would like to make lunch for me, and she said she didnt feel like it. this really was a shocker for me since i was used to girls cooking all of my 3 meals for me since all i can really cook is an egg or something. anyways when she said no i said how come and that she knows i can barely cook and she told me that i never told her this. i told her that she was just acting foolish and that the 2 main purposes of women are to cook and to reproduce. she said that ideology was stupid and that women can do way more. i said if she doesnt cook for me id make her regret it. she said that i was bluffing, so i threw her onto the floor and starting hitting her anywhere i felt necessary, including her breasts and ass. i then kicked her out and said were over. she posted this on social media and now everyones portraying me as a misogynist, when really im just trying to promote dominance within the masculine population. so tell me, fellow redditors, aita?

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So two weeks ago I came up with the amazing idea of hiding a camera in my sister's room so I could check it remotely to see what she used to do.

Today as I saw her changing clothes, my (6.5'M) donger badonger seemed cheerful about something, so without a second thought I started to stroke it. A moment came when my sister checked her cellphone and couldn't stop looking at it, she then slid her hand through her _We Bare Bears_ panties and started to create heat through a friction whose kinetic coefficient decreased as the wetness increased. At that point my diamond was already unbreakable (referencing the acclaimed piece of fiction _Jojo's Bizarre Adventure_), so I stroked myself vigorously harder while letting out moans of questionable masculinity, she just kept going harder at it as well.

At some point, she turned around face down so that her ass was visible from behind; however, what stole my attention from her voluptuous and bouncy jellies was what she was watching on her cellphone; for an instant I froze as I realized that it was me the one she was getting off to; precisely, me at that very moment, but I also found out that I looked really hot while masturbating, so I entered in a recursive loop of thinking of myself as I rubbed my python, I was basically in an infinite feedback that increased my pleasure exponentially as each thought of myself progressively stacked, and my cum was the stack overflow of my mind simulating itself.

When I was done, I thanked my sister for helping me find my true vocation, that is, myself, so I moved the camera from her bedroom to mine, so we could both watch myself.

Hemophobia is not a joke guys I just accidentally scratched my thumb in the shower while trying to open the shampoo bottle and it was bleeding so I started feeling dizzy and shit so I got out of the shower and fell to the ground, struggled to reach the towel and put it under me so I could lay down on it cause I was fucking wet and then I started hyperventilating and shaking for a good 5 minutes and then I cried for a while cause that shit is scary as fuck and then I tried to get up and clean up my mess but I kept seeing the blood on my finger and it made me feel dizzier each time so I figured I should put a bandage on it and I struggled to open the bandage with my teeth cause if I used my hand I'd see the blood again and then the bandage didn't even stick cause I WAS WET anyways it was such a struggle and super scary, all of this because of some stupid blood istg

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I think of penis all day and I think of how no penis should go near other penis. Penis go in lady ONLY. I see penis constantly in head and think about it slopping into nice woman. Woman have large breasts that make penis excite and I think BINGO. Then I see penis in head and see it vrooming into man and I think YUCK. I imagine two penis in church and priest saying you may SEX each other and I think VOMIT. I think NO BUSINESS. I see two penis wearing tuxedo on top of cake and I think AGAINST MY COUNTRY. I see in my mind eye big American flag with two married penis on it having the violence called sex and I think AWFUL. I see six penis all married and giving birth to another penis that is the child penis through the hole of the penis (you know which hole I mean) and I think NO NO HORRIBLE and I start to CRY at thought of penis all the time penis everywhere getting married penis no NO NO NO NO-

Yeah no, sorry bud. Your research holds no credence because of that one simple sentence. Sweat is the nectar of the holy temple that is a beautiful girl's body. Wanting to smell a girl's hair without wanting the intermingled scent of a long day's worth of salty sweet sweaty nectar is like eating cereal without milk.

Without sweat you are getting a manufactured scent, not the real scent of the person in question. Their natural scent does not exist without the holy water that catalyzes said scent into existence, and is more telling than their scent themselves. I would argue that the scent of their sweat is more alluring than the scent of their hair in general, and that the sweat enhances the smell of the hair to make it something worth smelling.

Case in point my girlfriend's sweat smells amazing, especially her armpit scent. It has an aftertaste of onions and celery, and it makes her smell absolutely divine as it wafts to other areas of her body. Her shampoo is a beautiful fruity scent, and the smell of her scent invades that fruity scent like as if it were plundering it's sweet home for all of the natural resources it's ever owned. The smell of both sweet and salty with a hint of savoriness is enough to intoxicate a man.

While I mean you no harm, you are an absolute disappointment to anyone who has ever taken the scent of their partner or anyone else for that matter seriously. My humble recommendation is to make a public apology.

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11p9d71/whats_the_weirdest_fetish_your_partner_has_had/jby7vhs/)

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A Man waiting for his ride home had finally saw the bus arrive. He stepped in and got on the bus. But he noticed something odd about the driver. His body was dark pale & green, in fact, he wasn't a living creature, but more like a puppet to SCP-2086.

The bus leaves the stop, as a Ford PIU from behind follows the "bus", suspecting it as SCP-2086. Identification via MDT confirms the bus is actually SCP-2086. The driver of the PIU turns on its lightbar, signaling the "bus" to pull over, but it didn't, as if the "driver" is deaf.

As the "bus" took a wrong turn, it started putting smoke in its interior. The PIU went around the "bus" and tried to stop it by brake-checking it. This was normal behavior against SCP-2086 for the cops, since it's a creature not native to Earth.

After a long pursuit, it was too late to rescue the victim. The PIU Driver had to return to his normal patrol route. Whoever was inside should not be classified as "missing".

I love my gf, but everytime I suck her tits i fell gay, like her nipples get so long and hard. It feels like I'm sucking a dick

It fells even more like a dick because it's like 4 inches, lately i don't want to have sex with her because i know her favorite moment is when i suck her nipples, and I don't want to deepthroat a fucking nipple. What should I do guys?