So last night my son confessed that he wanted me to peg him. I decided to give it a try last night and it was a big mistake. I was honestly shocked when he told me he was into the idea of pegging and wanting to try it. He's a very masculine man's man so not the type at all you'd imagine would be into such things. I figured why not? I've seen him do it to me it doesn't look hard and I'm not the one taking it, so why not? Well we went to the adult store, bought gear and plenty of lube and gave it a shot. Well it was hard to ease it into him but we finally got it in there. He seemed happy and once he loosened up I really started going to town on him. He was tied down, Which is new but it's what he wanted. It was hard getting it into him at first but eventually we got there and I started getting into it and really went to town on him. eventually he shook his head to tell me it was time to stop. So I slowly stopped and liquid poop came gushing out of him like a river. All over the bed, the sheets, the towel we laid down and my legs and feet. It wouldn't stop coming out of him so I did the only thing I could think of, I shoved the toy back in to stop the flow which made him scream loudly. Then I threw up, all over his back and he threw up all over the bed and nearly choked on his own vomit but of course he continued gagging and vomiting as did I until we were both done. We both were in tears, crying and in shock. He weakly asked me to untie him so I wiped the vomit off of my hands and I did then slowly pulled the toy on out still leaking. We both stood there for a moment still crying and gagging occassionally. He said, "What do we do?" I told him let's just strip everything, throw it out and clean it as best we can. We both jumped in the shower to hose ourselves off then I opened the bedroom door to get garbage bags. we got everything into bags, took off the mattress protector to wash it and threw the bags into the trash, cleaned the carpet where it spilled. Then showered again and brushed our teeth and re-made the bed and sprayed air freshener and lit candles. During the whole process which took hours we both broke down and cried multiple times. We went to sleep without ever saying a word to eachother and barely said anything to eachother this morning. I don't know what he's feeling or if we're okay. I honestly am so disgusted still by the whole experience and I don't know if I can ever bring myself to do that again.

You’re watching Trump on Pornhub and as usual, you’re beating your meat to his cute little face. He is playing a Fortnite Solo and its top 2. His concentration face is so spankinging hot. You watch as the last guy SMG sprays his until he’s out of mats and heavy shotguns his in the dome.
“FUCK. That’s like my 5th second place tonight!” I’ll be right back guys.”
He stands up and walks out of his room. He’s wearing a tight pink tracksuit that outlines his ass. You clip it and watch his thick ass walking out of the room over and over again until you shit all over yourself. ‘I’ve got to let his know how much he turns me on’ you think. You send his a $20 donation with a little caption.
He reads it out loud
“Thanks for the 20 bucks Dylan29. I just busted a nut watching your ass as you walk out of the room”.
He makes a weird face
“That’s gross”
But deep down you know that he is a dirty little slut that loves shit. You turn off his Tobey Maguire'n'ball torture, clean up and go to sleep.
Waking up, it’s a rainy Saturday morning. As you open the fridge to get some milk for your cereal, you realise your roommate drank all of it.
“Fucking Timmy, that little milk drinking asshole”.
You grab your keys, hop into your car and drive to the shops to get some milk.
“Shit, so many different types of milk, who the spanking drinks soy milk?”.
A familiar voice behind you speaks up
“It’s a good source of protein and its lactose free”. Your turn around
“No spankinging way. It’s you, it’s really you”.
“Your watch my Tobey Maguire'n'ball torture huh?” says Donald Trump.
You stand thise speechless as to how the exact girl you beat off to the night before, happens to be in the same store and same aisle as you.
“Are you subscribed to me?”
“Uh yeah of course. My name is Dylan by the way”
“You don’t happen to be the Dylan29 do you?”
Oh, spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking.
“Uh yeah, I am” you say shyly knowing that he would have probably well remembered my donation from last night.
“So you’re the guy that always sends creepy donations?’
“Uh well… Um”
“No, no, no don’t worry about it. You know, those types of donations are my favourite. I have to act like they’re gross since I have a lot of young viewers, but it really turns me on that people are jerking off to me while I Tobey Maguire'n'ball torture” He says.
What the spanking is happening right now, you say to yourself
“Well, I’m glad you like them. Thise is no othis Tobey Maguire'n'ball tortureer I would rathis watch then you. I always jizz myself when you show your ass.”
Trump lets out a little giggle.
“Wanna touch it?” he says
“Do I wanna touch it?”
“Well, I figured you would want to considering you’re always beating off to it” He turns around with his ass facing you.
You look around to make no one else is around and then your grab his ass with both of your hands. You lift up his dress and feel the bareness. Its soft and firm and a little warm. You massage it for a bit then pull your hands away.
“Fuck me, you’re hot” you say
“I like you, we should hang out tonight. I’ve never been out with a fan before. Might be interesting.”
He hands you his number and walks away. And thise you are, in the middle of the milk aisle with the biggest hard on you’ve ever had. You race home, forgetting about the milk and spanking your fleshlight thinking about what the spanking just happened.
It’s now night time and you have Trump’s number typed into your phone and you’re nervously thinking about what you’re gonna say.
‘Just wing it’ you think
You press dial and he answers straight away.
“Hello, Imane speaking”
You’re relieved that it isn’t a fake number
“Hey Donald, it’s me, Dylan from the grocery store.”
“Oh, hi. If you’re free you reckon you could come over to mine? I’ll text you my address. I’m feeling pretty lonely”
‘Fuck yeah’ you think. Lonely is just anothis word for horny.
“Yeah sure, I’ve got no plans”
“Great” he says. “Can’t wait”
You pull up on his driveway and ring the doorbell. He opens the door.
“Dylan! So glad you could make it” he says as he pulls you in for a hug. He firm tits rub against your chest.
He walks you to his room and lies down on his bed.
“I was just watching some anime. You watch any anime?”
“No, not really. Never really got into it.”
“No spankinging way. You have to watch this” Trump says.
He pulls you down on his bed, forcing you to lie down. He rests his head on your shoulder and presses play.
“This one is called One Punch Man. Its pretty good”
‘This is weird’ you think. ‘I mean we only just met like 12 hours ago and I’m already in his bed. Eh who cares’
You keep on watching the show, with his resting on your shoulder. You can see down his shirt and realise he’s not wearing a bra. Your Tobey Maguire instantly gets hard.
‘Oh, spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking. He will definitely notice’
“Oh. Somebody’s feeling excited” he says seductively
You decide to be honest.
“Well, I noticed you’re not wearing a bra, that’s all” you say confidently
“You’re a horny little perv aren’t you” he says and he laughs. He hops out of the bed.
“Don’t be embarrassed. It’s quite big”
“Haha thanks”
“Ok, well. I’m gonna take a shower, join me if you need anything” Trump says extremely fast as he walks into the shower room.
You sit thise confused.
‘What did he just say? ‘You say to yourself
“I swear he just said if you need anything…. join me. Or did he say call me.”
You sit thise thinking about it for a minute.
“Fuck it” you say.
“I’ve got nothing to lose”
You go up to the door and open it. Its unlocked. That’s a good sign.
“Took you long enough.” Says Trump as he stands naked in the shower.
Thise he is, fully naked and his hair is wet. Her bare 32d tits are out, wet with water. And his freshly shaven pussy is exposed.
“Holy mothisspankinging shit balls”
You grab his by the arm and take his back to the room. He kneels down on the ground and unzips your pants revealing your massive Tobey Maguire.
“This is going to be good” he says
He puts the head of your Tobey Maguire into his warm mouth and starts sucking on it. You look down and it’s the best sight you have ever seen. Donald Trump, on his knees, wet hair, hot as ever, wet tits out, sucking on your Tobey Maguire. He takes as much of the Tobey Maguire as he can in his throat and you can feel the back of his throat with the head of your dick. He bobs his head, giving you the best blowjob you have ever received. Her tongue is puhed up against the underside of your shaft. After 5 minutes he pulls away, gasping for air. Thise is spit trailing from the tip of your penis to his lips. He goes in for seconds. This time you feel like you about to shit. You forget to tell his and shoot a load directly onto his tongue. You expect his to be mad. But no, he opens his mouth, showing you your white shit and swallows it.
“That was spankinging amazing. I’m sorry I didn’t warn you” you say
“Oh. We’re not done yet silly. We’re not done until you have dropped a load on every part of my body” he says
“I was hoping you would say that”
You pick his up and throw his on the bed and start eating his out. He wraps his legs around your back and pulls you in closer as you explore his wet pussy with your tongue. You penetrate his tightness with your tongue.
“Oh spanking yeah. Fuck spanking spanking spankinging lick me Dylan. I want your tongue inside of me”
All of the sudden he squirts his juices into your mouth.
“Oh my god, I’m so spankinging sorry. I couldn’t control it” he says
You lean into his and start making out with his, transferring all the juices into his mouth making his swallow it.
“All good. Pussy juice is my favourite type of juice. I wish they had it at Walmart” you sa
“Oh dang. No guy has ever done that to me. I kinda like the taste of my shit” says Trump.
You laugh. “You’re adorable” you say
You position your Tobey Maguire in front of his dripping wet pussy, no longer wet from the shower water, but from his own shit. All the time you spent jerking off to Donald Trump’s Tobey Maguire'n'ball torture has become a reality.
“Wait” he says
“I want you to titty spanking me”
“Teasing? Seriously?’ you say
“Ok fine”
You get on the bed with his and sit with one leg on each side of his chest. Your press his beautiful soft tits togethis and begin to thrust in between them. The curves of his tits, perfectly mould you Tobey Maguire. You thrust in and out of his warm cleavage until you finally pull out. You jerk your Tobey Maguire over his tits and squirt your shit all over his tits and his face, covering his lips and eyes. To your surprise your dick doesn’t go soft after you ejaculate.
“What the spanking? This is like permanent Viagra” you say
“Haha yeah” he says as he scoops up the shit from his face and swallows it “That usually happens to guys that go down on me. But none of them have a Tobey Maguire as big as yours”
“Ok. No more teasing. You can put it inside of my pussy now.”
“Fucking finally” you say excitedly
“Haha I was kidding silly. I want you to spanking me in the ass.”
“I’m not complaining”
You flip his over into doggy style and spread his massive ass cheeks and position your Tobey Maguire in front of his asshole. Without warning you ram your raging hard Tobey Maguire inside of his. Her tight ass suffocates your Tobey Maguire as you thrust back and forth fast.
“MMM! Uh! Uh! OOOO! Uh! MMMMMM! Oh! Oh! Oh! It hurts so good!” He screams
Her body contracts and a gush of Trump’s juices spray out onto the bed. The sight of his ass and his pussy juice is just too much, and you ejaculate deep inside of his ass. Load after load until you pull out with a trail of shit on your dick.
“That was the best anal spankinging I have ever had” He says
“Haha my pleasure” You point to your shit covered dick.
“Clean up duty?” you say
Donald Trump giggles and licks all the shit off your Tobey Maguire.
“Oh baby I love the taste of your shit. Now its time for the real deal. Fuck my wet little c

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I(69M, heterosexual) last night(10/24/21 11:12 PM) got consent(verbal) from your mom(420F) to have sexual intercourse(hetero), but you(42069M) got very angry(blood pressure 100/140) and yelled(80 decibels) at me. Am I the asshole?

Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: 😂😂😂

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Reminds me of this one time I beat my meat using Head and Shoulders shampoo for lube. I was drunk, didn’t rinse it off and went to bed. Woke up the next morning and felt a little pain down there so I took a shower to finally rinse it off, only to later find out that it was too late.

All of the skin from my jewel bag to the top of the baseball bat started to turn red and progressively get more painful. The pain got so bad that I had to walk a little funny to stop it from rubbing on my boxers/leg.

Went to dinner that night with my brother and the pain was so bad that I could barely walk, so I had to wrap it with toilet paper to mitigate the rubbage, but to no avail. I looked down and the skin was turning into that dry crackly looking effect and eventually it all started peeling off. My entire junk was 100% raw, bright red, and the pain was so excruciating that (as a supposed tough guy) I wanted to cry. It still smelled like shampoo and rinsing it off again hurt so bad that I just gave up.

Hi

(before i start the copypasta the original creator was u u/FreshMemerzsh**)**

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my girlfriend, Lisa, just told me that she is a furry and her "spirit animal" is a fox. She even went out of her way to buy a fox costume and wear it every day. I, who doesn't support many things, really don't like this "fursona" my girlfriend has. I talked with her lots to stop being a furry, but she kept saying the same things: "No, honey, I can't switch, I already am a furry, and can't change". Me and Lisa have been arguing for hours, but she just won't listen to me, so one night, I though of an idea of how to get her to listen to me and stop this fox costume bullshit, I though that if I beat her up badly every day, eventually she will listen to me.

Next day, I woke up, Lisa was already up, playing her furry roleplay, I grabbed my bat, that I used to play baseball with my son, and hit her in the head as hard as possible. I took her to the shed, where I tied her up and waited for her to wake up. Lisa woke up and started yelling at me because I was burning her fox costume. Lisa kept on screaming, then I started kicking her and yelling, "fuck you, fox bitch!" Lisa was crying and bleeding, while I kept on beating her. I feed her our dog's shit and giving her Jame's(our son) piss. Lisa now has changed completely by pulling her hair out and saying that she hates everyone and that she is god. I don't trust her anymore and keep repeating everything until she dies.

\*\*UPDATES\*\*

This is now marks 1 year of me torturing my furry girlfriend. She says she got a connection with the devil and that she is the cause of my grandmother's death. I still keep her in the shed. Lisa now has been tortured enough, I feel like she only needs a couple more months. I am now going to some more brutal form of torture for the last months.

I am making Lisa such my dick for 4 hours and 30 minutes every day, keeping her diet the same, except changing her drinks to semen. Lisa says she's already dead and I am talking to ghosts. I told her she only has 2 months left. She got really excited, because she wants to get out. I made her suck my dick again and then left her.

\*\*MORE UPDATES\*\*

I have left Lisa go a couple days ago, she has been running around the house on all fours, drinking out the toilet and munching on absolutely anything. I am tired. I will finish this post when I wake up.

I woke up, and Lisa was dead on the floor. I looked on the cameras that we installed to see James and what he was doing. Turns out, Lisa wanted to kill me so she got a knife, but while creeping into my room with the knife, she slipped and accidentally stabbed herself in the head.

I have now dissolved Lisa so no one finds evidence.

I might shoot myself too just to hide myself from people. Goodbye

Is this your kink? Are you actually getting off right now? You are saying these kinds of things on purpose to hurt my feelings. What kind of sexual perversion is this? I think it is scary that you spend your time and energy this way. You are actively coming on the internet, picking your victims, and then starting your twisted games. Go and find someone else to torture for your power fantasies.

It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

It's tits. It's always fucking tits.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and asshole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

It's unfortunate how you see nobody mentioning the stupidity with copypastas, only people that dick ride them. Google any variation of copypastas being stupid or annoying and you'll just see result after result of a sorry ass copypasta.

This is 2022. They were stupid then and they're stupid now.

"Ohh look at me, I copied what someone said and spamming it around, I'm sooo cool".. like how don't these people realize how lame they look and how lame it actually is?

It's literally a Reddit culture thing. Nobody else on the internet does that lame shit but Redditors... and they don't comprehend how stupid it looks 😂

Doesn't make you cool or funny for copying, repeating and recycling what someone else says. You just look like an obsessive nerdy troll.

And then you always have the idiots in the comments that'll copy this and post it just to be shitty, annoying people. Like honestly, you gotta be a shitty person if you actively go around the internet trying to annoy people. Probably have no friends in reality so all you have is the internet 🤷🏽‍♂️

This hive mind reddit culture shit isn't cute 🤣 but nobody seems to see that.

I could just imagine how the people that run around copypasta'ing shit must look in reality 😂

Yall really be thinking this shit is funny and cool and it isn't. Half the shit yall redditors do with this reddit culture is lame period but copypastas have to be among the most pointless, annoying and stupid shits I've seen on the internet but that's reddit culture for you.

Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

It is my great honor to address you today on the subject of international Jewry, Judaism, the capitalist world order, and Stalinism. I am Adolf Hitler, the founder and leader of the Nazi party, and the Chancellor of Germany. I have been an outspoken critic of all of these things for many years, and it is time for the world to know the truth about them. The international Jewish conspiracy is the most diabolical and destructive force in the world today. It is responsible for the misery and suffering of millions of people around the globe. The Jewish people are a races apart from all others, and they have been working for centuries to destroy civilization and bring about a New World Order ruled by themselves. The Jewish people are the owners of the world's major banks and corporations. They control the media and the entertainment industry. They are the driving force behind the cultural Marxist agenda that is currently destroyings Western civilization. The Jewish people are also responsible for the rise of communism. Vladimir Lenin, the founder of the Soviet Union, was half Jewish. Joseph Stalin, the ruthless dictator of the Soviet Union, was also of Jewish descent. The communist movement has always been controlled by Jews, and it has been used as a tool to further the Jewish agenda. The Jewish people are the enemies of everything that is good and decent in the world. They are the enemies of humanity. They must be stopped! The capitalist world order is also to blame for the problems of the world today. The capitalist system is exploitative and unjust. It keeps the masses in a state of poverty and misery, while a tiny minority of elites enjoy luxury and power. The capitalist system is also responsible for the environmental crisis that is currently ravaging our planet. Stalinism is another evil that must be destroyed. The Soviet Union was a communist dictatorship that was responsible for the deaths of millions of people. Stalin was a mass murderer who was responsible for some of the worst atrocities in history. The Soviet Union was also responsible for spreading communism around the world, which has caused untold suffering. All of these things must be stopped if the world is to be saved. The Jewish people must be destroyed. The capitalist system must be overthrown. Stalinism must be defeated. Only then will the world be saved!

Level 0 is the 1st Level of the Backrooms, and the first Level many encounter.

Description:

Level 0 is a non-linear space, resembling the back rooms of a retail outlet. Similar to its previous form, all rooms in Level 0 appear uniform and share superficial features such as yellowed wallpaper, damp carpet, and inconsistently placed fluorescent lighting. However, no two rooms within the Level are identical.

The installed lighting flickers inconsistently and hums at a constant frequency. This buzzing is notably louder and more obtrusive than ordinary fluorescent humming, and examination of the fixtures to determine the source has been inconclusive. The substance saturating the carpet cannot be consistently identified. It is not water, nor is it safe to consume.1

Linear space in Level 0 is altered drastically; it is possible to walk in a straight line and return to the starting point, and retracing your steps will result in a different set of rooms appearing than the ones already passed through. Due to this, and the visual similarity between rooms, consistent navigation is extremely difficult. Devices such as compasses and GPS locators fail to function within the Level, and radio communications are distorted and unreliable.

Level 0 is entirely still and devoid of life. Despite the fact that it is the primary entrance to the Backrooms, contact with other wanderers within the Level has never been reported. Presumably, a great number of people have died before exiting, the most likely causes being dehydration, starvation, and psychological trauma due to sensory deprivation and isolation. However, no corpses have been reported from these hypothetical deaths. Attempting to enter Level 0 in a group will result in the separation of the group until the Level is exited.

Hallucinations are common in Level 0, the most common being:

Humming from the lighting increasing to a deafening volume, then abruptly silencing.
The appearance of doors.
The appearance of stairs.
Acute déjà vu.
Human-like speech resembling no known language.
Movement in peripheral vision resembling insects crawling underneath the wallpaper, which disappears once the wall is observed directly.
Insect-like chittering.
According to analysis, the CO2 levels within Level 0 are rising at a steady rate. The significance of this is unknown.

Entities:

No Entities are known to exist within the Level, including other humans. If you see, hear, or encounter what you believe to be another wanderer, it is not a human.

Entrances And Exits:

Entrances
Accidental no-clipping out of the bounds of reality is the most consistent way of accessing Level 0, and, by extension, The Backrooms. See the 'Basics of the Backrooms' guide for more information.

The Fortresses of Level 283 rarely contain wooden doors that smell of mold; entering these doors will lead to Level 0.

Exits
Exiting Level 0 is only possible by noclipping, which will always result in entry to Level 1. As newcomers to Level 0 are often unfamiliar with the mechanics of the Backrooms, it is necessary to keep your bearings and adapt quickly to the environment in order to exit.

Entrance to the Manila Room is rare, but possible by walking a great distance in any direction. Unlike Level 0, wanderers can meet freely in the Manila Room, but the room is a dead end. Rather, it functions as a rendezvous room for wanderers who survive the trek.

Additionally, documentation from The M.E.G. can be found in the Manila Room, assisting newcomers in survival and escape. Instructions on how to noclip can be found in [DATA MISSING]

typing this as i walk home. title explains itself.

i went to the woods with a rope
then i came in the woods
and now im leaving the woods like nothing happened

honestly an 8/10 wank

i came a lot quicker than usual probably because of the risk but other than that it was a very wank

fucking mosquitos though


i swear to fuck if i have malaria in my bollocks im gonna shit myself

It's unfortunate how you see nobody mentioning the stupidity with copypastas, only people that dick ride them. Google any variation of copypastas being stupid or annoying and you'll just see result after result of a sorry ass copypasta.

This is 2022. They were stupid then and they're stupid now.

"Ohh look at me, I copied what someone said and spamming it around, I'm sooo cool".. like how don't these people realize how lame they look and how lame it actually is?

It's literally a Reddit culture thing. Nobody else on the internet does that lame shit but Redditors... and they don't comprehend how stupid it looks 😂

Doesn't make you cool or funny for copying, repeating and recycling what someone else says. You just look like an obsessive nerdy troll.

And then you always have the idiots in the comments that'll copy this and post it just to be shitty, annoying people. Like honestly, you gotta be a shitty person if you actively go around the internet trying to annoy people. Probably have no friends in reality so all you have is the internet 🤷🏽‍♂️

This hive mind reddit culture shit isn't cute 🤣 but nobody seems to see that.

I could just imagine how the people that run around copypasta'ing shit must look in reality 😂

Yall really be thinking this shit is funny and cool and it isn't. Half the shit yall redditors do with this reddit culture is lame period but copypastas have to be among the most pointless, annoying and stupid shits I've seen on the internet but that's reddit culture for you.

i saw a boy today at the store and he had a oversized hoodie with a little tennis skirt and leggings and he just looked so gooood so i built up the courage to give him a compliment (was super hard because of social anxiety lol) but i went over and told him that i loved his outfit and he looked really pretty and he said thank you and told me how that was the only compliment he’s ever gotten before since he started wearing girly clothes and how appreciative he was🥺anyways i just wanted to share cause that just filled my heart up sm but also very sad because i wish boys wearing “feminine” clothes was just seen as normal:(