When I participate in chess tournaments, I always have to face concepts that are new to me. For me, chess, even when I play with professional chess players, is not very clear. There are some completely incomprehensible things in chess. If you look at the chessboard, there are a lot of incomprehensible things. For example, what kind of check is this? Well, I can see him, but I don't understand what he looks like. But then they explained to me that the fields are chess pieces, but who goes, this is already a mystery. We don't know what a figure is. And what is a move? ​ One day I saw that there were two black and two white pawns on the board. I understood everything, but I didn't understand — why are they? It doesn't fit in my head that you need to walk some kind of pawn in order to get something. I was small, but it still struck me. I look at the figures — they are still moving, but what are they doing? I'll never understand! ​ I understand everything, but why do we need chess if we don't know anything about it? That's when you need to study all the theories. But what is the point of studying the games if you are not able to understand the moves and positions? ​ In order to better understand the game of chess, it is necessary not only to know what they look like, but also the whole theory of their origin. First of all, you need to understand what all this is made of, why and why it appears on the board. ​ Fishing with a fishing rod is much more convenient than taking the bait away from her. But fishing with a stick is much more difficult than using fishing rods. What is the difference between theory and theory? A theory is a theory, and there is only one theory, and there are many theories. Each theory has its own strict meaning and its own specific purpose, which can be called the beginning of everything. There are many theories. For example, the Theory of the development of society. Take a look at the history of any country. Any africa, north or south, when there are numerous different nations, different cultures and languages, it can be very difficult for people to understand the theories of each other. But what is not easy is to make up one theory and take it out of the history and onto the board, claiming that it is the origin of the whole. In reality, it was not theory that made the development on the earth, but the strong beliefs of the people of that day. The strength of belief in the thesis is defined by the fact that it has one true version. You can only play with the theory, not with the history. History is fiction, and the theory is the truth. This is the distinction between theory about the game and about the foundations.

Hi reddit

Backstory, a few weeks ago my pregnant wife (27f) and I (28m) went to see a movie - Morbius. Around 5 minutes into the movie, her water broke with some contractions, so we left to rush to the hospital. long story short, we welcomed a new member to the family. We haven’t decided on a name at that point, and since her water broke while we were watching Morbius. We decided to name him Morbius.

After settling back home 2 weeks ago, and finally got some rest looking after young Morb. I saw that the movie has been trending lately online with good reviews, so i thought why not watch it with Morb. I purchased the blue ray copy off prime, and we watched it last night as a family.

So here comes the title, the movie was awful, and we both hated it. My wife and i want to rename our son, and we don’t know how and the process. If anyone could help, it’ll be great. We’re in vic australia

tdlr: named new born son Morbius and would like to rename him.

Why do people defend "Satanism" like it's a real religion? Come on. Grow out of the teens. Is Anton Szandor LaVey really the guy to guide your way through life. A guy who made up stories to make his life seem inspiring. That's fucked up.

It's an attack in a church. Christianity is the good and the evil. The good is God and Jesus. The evil is Satan. That's the balance in Christianity, God and Satan. Hence why they called a massacre in a Christian church satanic.

Don't think of Satanism as a religion for it self. That idea is under 100 years old and just as serious as believing in the flying spaghetti monster.

• ⁠Sincerely a guy that doesn't belive in gods, ghost, spirits, Santa Claus, spaghetti monster, flat earth, fairyes or that Satan isn't a spirit but one self.

It’s not Walter White. It’s just some random kid- he doesn’t even look like Walter White. Plus, Walter White is a fictional character from the TV show breaking bad. And even if he did exist, he would probably not make YouTube videos. In addition, even if he did make YouTube videos, he would not need anyone to “give” him a YouTube channel. As a grown man, there would be nothing stopping him from creating a YouTube channel himself, if he so desired.

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When I was like 14-15 (2 yrs ago) I was super horny and had lots of money saved up from birthday/Christmas and a few jobs here and there, so one day I ordered one of those giant sex doll ass things off Amazon. They were on amazon prime so I ordered it on a Friday and then woke up super early on Saturday to retrieve the package before my family got up.

So anyways I fucked the shit out of the thing like every other day, until I got lazy and stopped cleaning it. I had nowhere to hide it so I kept it in the giant cardboard box that it came in, and stored it in the back corner of my closet, with a giant ass blanket over it. Eventually I stopped using it so I sealed it shut with some tape

Now fast forward like 1 year ago my mom goes into my room when I’m out of the house, and cleans out my entire closet because she was tired of it being so messy. She finds the box but doesn’t open it, she said to me that I should use a knife to cut the box up into small pieces, and put it into the recycling bin for garbage day. I said “okay okay” but never actually got around to doing it because i knew that I needed to keep the box in order to hide the sex toy. Eventually she got really mad with me and said if I don’t do it by next week, she’s going to do it herself while I’m at school.

So naturally i start panicking. I decided that I needed to get rid of the sex toy first before I got rid of the box.

So when my mom and my sister left to go to Hollywood for shopping, I grabbed a knife from the kitchen and began attempting to cut the sex toy up into small pieces. The thing smelt vile and foul, so I actually needed to use my dads gas mask he had in the garage to even be able to breathe properly (for people who don’t know, the thing had a large amount of rotten cum, and spit used as lube all stuck in the fuck canals, and it was left there for MONTHS).

Eventually I got everything cut up and evenly distributed the pieces into large black plastic garbage bags. By this time, my dad had gotten back from work, and my mom and sister were back. So I could not properly dispose of the sex toy pieces.

This thing was pretty big so I had like 3 bags full of the cut up pieces. I decided that my best bet at disposing of the bags without anyone noticing, was to get up early in the morning, around 2-3 AM, and go out and search for a dumpster to dispose of the bags.

So I decided to do just that. Each garbage bag was just big enough to fit inside my school backpack, so i needed to make 3 trips, there and back. See I live in a very populated part of Southern California, so even late at night, there were still people out, meaning I couldn’t really just leave the bag somewhere random and risk someone opening it and being disgusted by me, so I needed to find and travel to 3 separate dumpsters.

I set out on my bike (I couldn’t drive I was 16) at 2:45 AM with the first bag in my backpack and found a dumpster behind a mini plaza that was closed for the night. It was relatively close to my neighbour hood so I got rid of the first bag pretty easy. The second one, not so much. And the third bag I found myself biking almost across the city (and I basically lived in Los Angeles, so there were LOTS of people still on the street, and lots of hills) just to find a discrete area/dumpster to use.

Eventually I finished my 3 there and back trips from my house all the way out to some random dumpster at 3 AM.

I was absolutely exhausted, but was relieved at the fact that I no longer had to worry about my mom finding the sex toy.

Went through all of that trouble just for a few half decent nuts. By far the stupidest thing I’ve ever done as a kid/teen

SHUT UP BLODDY MOTHER FUCKER AMERICAN. India become global super super power in 2014 when great PM Modi came in power. He made building to do business in, he made roads to drive on, he farmed the land, he made the rivers and he did the rain over the crops. Today every Indian as a bank account and soon there will be money in it when we disarm Islamist Jihadist and Christian imperilsts Pakistan. We will be 5 trillion dollar economy in 2025.

The Americans who fund china virus to bully us will pay also. Remember we have more people than American and all white country combined. We can war for longer. We have the supersonic Brahmos missile that we made with Russia. It will sink the entire 13th fleet. There will be no brain drain in the future because America will be India!

JAI SHREE RAM! MANDIR WAHI BANEGA! HAR HAR MAHADEV!

Ask yourself, are you man enough, hero enough, insane enough to step into the ring with two of the fiercest warriors in the galaxy? If your answered yes, your a BIG FAT LIAR. But thats ok because megacorp is bringing galactic gladiators into your home for a special mega view event. First, it's survival of the fittest in our bio competition, be there as chainblade, CHAINBLADE, unleashes it's fury on our gladiator guest contestants. Chanblade has gone undefeated in 500 straight matches, but if the bio-division doesn't do it for you, our robotics division will. Taste the adrenalin as contestants face off against the forearm bandit the B2 Brawler, Brawler, BRAWLER. No living creature is a match for this machine, watch six tons of carbon oxalloy hunt for it's prey. Theres no consolation prize because this bad boy is programmed to show no mercy. So what are you waiting for? Call now to bring chainblade and the B2 Brawler into your living room, but put away the fine china haha, the galactic gladiators, only on megaview, call your provider now.

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I’m not even gonna comment about that but yo bruh you really don’t got a fucking life, you have 1 year on reddit and you have 250.000 karma? Like i’m not trying to judge bro, but like you really got no fucking life, like bro i’m glad you’re being you but holy shit that’s insane, you gotta use this same effort into something else, i mean imagine what you could accomplish if you put your mind to other things other than reddit, but hey bro fuck it I want you to hit 2 million by the end of this year, you go get you some reddit e bitches!

My beautiful babysitter, I was 8 yrs. old, and the truth of the story is that I asked her. We were watching TV and I saw a movie that had this guy hogtied and I wanted her to tie me like that. She didn't want to, I bothered her so much till she did a great job to shut me up. I was extremely turned on (my first erection) and I couldn't get loose. She ignored me and left me bound for most of the night. This experience changed my life as to the love of bondage and wanting to be tied by a woman only...... Hence...... Bondage Passion......

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

Hey guys, I am leaving the maplestory development scene for good, effective immediately. I am removing my videos and closing my discord server within the next 24 hours (July 8). the reasoning for this may seem silly, but it has been brought to my attention that my online activites are out of line with my spiritual beliefs. I dedicated my life to Christ a few months ago and since then I have been deeply considering my day-to-day life and how my activities align with who I claim to follow. I believe that, as a follower of Christ, I should be concerning myself with - and putting energy towards - things that lift Him and other people up. Unfortunately, MapleStory development is not one of those things for me. I love MapleStory development and the MapleStory community. Making this decision has not been easy; I feel like I am letting you guys down and for that, I apologize. But, I cannot rationalize continuing because I know my truth and I am no longer able to ignore it.

Did you know that during the 80s the fast-food chain known as Sonic created their own currency in order to get around paying their employees resulting in a huge spike in the inflation rate? Don't believe me? Google Sonic inflation

Dude's not a lady? A real man only orders from a Baristo.

That's how I order at Starbucks, I just swagger up to the counter and say, "YOOOOOO, FUCK YOUR ARTISINAL MUFFINS, I'M NOT A SHOE MAKER, I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR COBBLERS, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO ASK MY NAME, BUT I DON'T DO NAMES, I WANT YOU TO WRITE 'LIVING WEAPON' ON MY ORDER. I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR NAMES. IN FACT, I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR ORDERS, DELIVER THE HOT BEAN JUICE DIRECTLY INTO MY CUPPED HEADS BEFORE I VENTILATE YOU. YOU WANT A TIP? HERE'S THE ONLY TIP A REAL MAN NEEDS, 'IF IT BLEEDS, WE CAN KILL IT'. I"M A TRUE AMERICAN. I GET MY NEWS FROM FOX AND MY CHEESE FROM A CAN. I GET MY CHEESE FROM A CAN MOTHERFUCKER. SEMPER FI BITCH."

Then I reach towards my belt and kind of let my hand linger above the weapon I am semi concealed carrying and my DELUXE LEATHER MAN MULTITOOL WITH TITANIUM CARBIDE TWEEZERS before pulling out my leather wallet with an embossed monogram and retrieving the punch card that lets the cashier know that because this is my sixth visit, the scalding cup of coffee he is about to deliver directly into my cupped hands is discounted.

All the while I maintain unbroken eye contact to let my baristo know if he mistakes me for a bitch I will leave him a very sternly worded Yelp review.

[From here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AreTheStraightsOK/comments/v5doms/coffee_is_apparently_the_latest_thing_to_be/ib96nyk/)

Why is my penis not growing? I hate it.

I'm at the end of puberty and my penis is not growing. My penis is only about 4.8 inches long, and I hate it.

Why can't I have at least 6 inches? My father is from Africa. I don't understand why, out of ALL people, I have to have a small dick. Especially because my father is literally african. It doesn't add up.

I have a considerable amount of body hair and I'm kinda big, so I don't think I have a hormone problem. Or maybe I do? I don't know. But 4.8 inches at the end of puberty seems really odd. I don't think my dick has grown much at all, to be honest. I don't see a big difference from when I was younger. My balls got a tiny bit bigger, but that's it.

I'm really unhappy with my size. I hate how unpleasant it looks. My hand can make my dick disappear. That's how small it is. Most people my age seem to have bigger dicks. This isn't fair. Will weight loss make my dick look bigger? Because I'm a little overweight. Maybe I should become a skinny twink? What should I do? I guess I'm gonna lose weight.

children should not know that homosexuals evem exist. they should not be taught to hate or love the gays, because the idea of anything other than "a man and a woman" should never enter their mind. only gays should know that gays exist.

literally, in my perfect world, medical professionals would be the only people who know that gays exist. if someone can grow up to be gay, without even knowing that homosexuals exist, than they must truly be gay, and we know that they were never groomed. when such people discover their sexual desires, they should be sent a secret hidden town, just for gays, where they can do anything they want, but never leave.

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i-is that a BOY I smell?
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mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
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it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!

I'm at the end of puberty and my penis is not growing. My penis is only about 3.5 inches long, and I hate it.

Why can't I have at least 6 inches? My father is from Africa. I don't understand why, out of ALL people, I have to have a small dick. Especially because my father is literally african. It doesn't add up.

I have a considerable amount of body hair and I'm kinda big, so I don't think I have a hormone problem. Or maybe I do? I don't know. But 3.5 inches at the end of puberty seems really odd. I don't think my dick has grown much at all, to be honest. I don't see a big difference from when I was younger. My balls got a tiny bit bigger, but that's it.

I'm really unhappy with my size. I hate how unpleasant it looks. My hand can make my dick disappear. That's how small it is. Most people my age seem to have bigger dicks. This isn't fair. Will weight loss make my dick look bigger? Because I'm a little overweight. Maybe I should become a skinny twink? What should I do? I guess I'm gonna lose weight.

I'm at the end of puberty and my penis is not growing. My penis is only about 4.8 inches long, and I hate it.

Why can't I have at least 6 inches? My father is from Africa. I don't understand why, out of ALL people, I have to have a small dick. Especially because my father is literally african. It doesn't add up.

I have a considerable amount of body hair and I'm kinda big, so I don't think I have a hormone problem. Or maybe I do? I don't know. But 4.8 inches at the end of puberty seems really odd. I don't think my dick has grown much at all, to be honest. I don't see a big difference from when I was younger. My balls got a tiny bit bigger, but that's it.

I'm really unhappy with my size. I hate how unpleasant it looks. My hand can make my dick disappear. That's how small it is. Most people my age seem to have bigger dicks. This isn't fair. Will weight loss make my dick look bigger? Because I'm a little overweight. Maybe I should become a skinny twink? What should I do? I guess I'm gonna lose weight.

Me (45M) have been recently watching my sons (15M) internet browsing history to see if he was studying for his Mathematics exam. While he was at school, I got on his computer, and when I opened it, I was greeted by a drawing of a little, short haired girl, in the style of a seemingly japanese comic book, as his desktop wallpaper. As I slowly moved the mouse, a random spinning logo thing had opened, and then I was greeted by a chatting application named "Discord". As I was about to close the application, I heard a weird sound coming through his speakers. It seemed like a person had messaged him, and I clicked to see what they were saying.

As I opened the chat with him, I instantly saw an image of a pink haired girl, drawn in the style of his wallpaper, holding a can of Monster Energy Drink, aiming it at her crotch area. I frankly did not know why an image like this would be sent to my son, but without thinking anything of it, I closed the application. Now that the chatting app was closed, I moved the mouse to the browser icon, and I clicked. I forgot how to see the browsing history in a web browser, so I googled it. However, as I very slowly typed "how to see browser history chrome", it automatically recommended me another search option, which said "hot twink eats a glizzy and gets covered in mayo". I ignored this, as I seemingly thought nothing of it at first. After I remembered how to see the browser history, what I saw horrified me even more.

Some of them read: "twink gets corn on the cob", "hot femboy adds cream to your coffee", "hot creampie".
I do not know what a "femboy", "twink" or a "glizzy" is, but I think it is a cooking term. But, I am not sure.

What does any of these mean? Is my son aiming to become a chef? I never saw him cook anything in the kitchen. Should I ask him to make me a hot creampie?